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Old 05-10-2004, 05:21 PM   #1
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Have a Nice Day? Is it dangerous to hold it in, instead of letting it out?

This has probably been posted before, but I couldn't find it.

So when I'm in a meeting or something at work, it would be slightly unprofessional to rip a big fart, so I gotta hold it in. If you were in a meeting ALL day, and had to hold them in for some reason for 8 hours, will that kill you or anything?
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:22 PM   #2
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:23 PM   #3
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lmao, no silly. it won't kill you. you see what happens is that the gas will eventually go up back up and come out of your mouth as a burp. you're ok
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:23 PM   #4
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I do it all the time around girls, then blow major ass when I get a break from them.


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Old 05-10-2004, 05:25 PM   #5
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Your ass asplode.
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:31 PM   #6
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lmao, no silly. it won't kill you. you see what happens is that the gas will eventually go up back up and come out of your mouth as a burp. you're ok




Will it smell the same???

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Old 05-10-2004, 05:37 PM   #7
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OH! MY ass asplode!

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Old 05-10-2004, 05:39 PM   #8
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:42 PM   #9
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If you built that much pressure in your bowel, it would help itself out without consulting you, before it damaged you.

It won't go out your mouth.
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:44 PM   #10
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bwaaahahahaahaaa....at least you're not like the guys that feel free to fart around a girl whenever they need to...


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Old 05-10-2004, 05:45 PM   #11
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bwaaahahahaahaaa....at least you're not like the guys that feel free to fart around a girl whenever they need to...


I'll hold it and let it slowly seep out my pores & eyeball sockets.

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Old 05-10-2004, 05:46 PM   #12
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bwaaahahahaahaaa....at least you're not like the guys that feel free to fart around a girl whenever they need to...


He said "at work." I'm sure he adheres to the Male Code and rips them out at will in the presence of ladies. You may not realize this, but subconsciously it makes you all hawny when a guy rips a good one.
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:48 PM   #13
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Prezzie...you know just how to heat me up!!!!!!


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Old 05-10-2004, 05:50 PM   #14
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Oh, why excuse me!
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:54 PM   #15
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I of course adhere to the male code, and rip them around some women. My fiancee still makes a comment everytime I rip one near her, but she will grow used to them if rip enough of them... At least 95% of them don't stank.

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He said "at work." I'm sure he adheres to the Male Code and rips them out at will in the presence of ladies. You may not realize this, but subconsciously it makes you all hawny when a guy rips a good one.
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Old 05-10-2004, 06:20 PM   #16
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So when I'm in a meeting or something at work, it would be slightly unprofessional to rip a big fart, so I gotta hold it in. If you were in a meeting ALL day, and had to hold them in for some reason for 8 hours, will that kill you or anything?
Just "accidentally" drop a book on the table/floor and let it rip in one big burst, that way it masks the sound. Now covering up the smell...
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Old 05-10-2004, 06:28 PM   #17
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I know a guy who was in this important meeting after eating this huge helping of sauerkraut and sausage for lunch. He got the winds pretty badly, but wasn't in a postition to excuse himself. About halfway through the meeting, the unbearable pain suddenly went away and he felt a "POP" in his belly. He didn't think much of it and finished the meeting. Three hours later he was dead because his intestine ruptured. That pretty much convinced me that it's necessary to fart whenever and where-ever the need arises. I encourage you to do the same, IT MAY JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE........










































(and a new urban legend is born.......)
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:43 PM   #18
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Here's what I do at work: turn my phone's ringer WAY up, then call with my celphone. While the phone rings super loudly nobody can hear me outgas. Then I get up and go make copies or check my mailbox so I don't have to sit in the cloud.

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Old 05-10-2004, 10:52 PM   #19
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Holding 'em in leads to spontaneous combustion. didn't you know that?

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Old 05-10-2004, 10:56 PM   #20
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I accidentally farted at work today and now I won't here the end of it
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:00 PM   #21
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It's all about fine tuning and control. I let it out in such small increments that no one notices and I can sit in comfort
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:08 PM   #22
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It's all about fine tuning and control. I let it out in such small increments that no one notices and I can sit in comfort

Werd, some people like me have built in gas pressure regulators. Controlled amounts and short bursts ALWAYS works. And keep in mind to spread those buttcheeks the right way. If they are too close, they WILL make noise, too far and there still will be noise, and you might poop on yourself.

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Old 05-10-2004, 11:30 PM   #23
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I've blasted drunks riding in the back of the cruiser on the way to detox.

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