Things impossible to say when you're drunk.

chris619 · 07-13-2004, 04:43 PM

Things that are down right impossible to say when you're drunk:
No, of course I don't want to have sex!
I think I'll go home now, it's getting late.
No, I don't want anymore beer!
Please don't kiss me, I don't even know you!
No I couldn't possibly sing, I'd be too embarrassed!

AND, a new study:

Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned...

PS. This beats me posting a WTLW or a pic post :shrug:

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mindchatter · 07-13-2004, 04:44 PM

"Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it."

Henny Youngman

(seemed pertinent, and I like the quote)

martel · 07-13-2004, 04:44 PM

IBnonotindaspooper

Cyberdemon · 07-13-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chris619

PS. This beats me posting a WTLW or a pic post :shrug:

Funny. I thought that new study happened last year.

ZMANNH25rs · 07-13-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chris619

PS. This beats me posting a WTLW or a pic post :shrug:

Umm no.

Fish · 07-13-2004, 04:48 PM

for chris619 drunk: No, I don't need more pictures taken of me.

Hypernoodle · 07-13-2004, 04:50 PM

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Cyberdemon · 07-13-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fishguy
for chris619 drunk: No, I don't need more pictures taken of me.

chris619 · 07-13-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fishguy
for chris619 drunk: No, I don't need more pictures taken of me.

OUCH

07-13-2004, 04:43 PM	#1
chris619 NASIOC Supporter Member#: 59470 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Vehicle: look at those elderly jordans lmao	Things impossible to say when you're drunk. Things that are down right impossible to say when you're drunk: No, of course I don't want to have sex! I think I'll go home now, it's getting late. No, I don't want anymore beer! Please don't kiss me, I don't even know you! No I couldn't possibly sing, I'd be too embarrassed! AND, a new study: Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned... PS. This beats me posting a WTLW or a pic post :shrug: * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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mindchatter Scooby Specialist Member#: 36447 Join Date: May 2003 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Denver Vehicle: Heav en for the weat her & Hell for company	"Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it." Henny Youngman (seemed pertinent, and I like the quote)

07-13-2004, 04:44 PM	#3
martel Scooby Specialist Member#: 11178 Join Date: Oct 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: durham Vehicle: 2012 frontier '12 Yammy S10	IBnonotindaspooper

07-13-2004, 04:48 PM	#6
Fish RIP Sirkbac Member#: 869 Join Date: Feb 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Nashua NH Vehicle: 1987 GPZ-750 TURBO 90' MX-5/11' DGM STi Sdn	for chris619 drunk: No, I don't need more pictures taken of me.

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Hypernoodle Scooby Specialist Member#: 12391 Join Date: Nov 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: YORE/MOM/IS/A/FRIGGIN/HAIKU... Vehicle: I did her 5 times then 7 times, then 5 more	I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I'm very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.