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Old 07-13-2004, 05:43 PM   #1
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Default Things impossible to say when you're drunk.

Things that are down right impossible to say when you're drunk:
No, of course I don't want to have sex!
I think I'll go home now, it's getting late.
No, I don't want anymore beer!
Please don't kiss me, I don't even know you!
No I couldn't possibly sing, I'd be too embarrassed!


AND, a new study:

Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned...




PS. This beats me posting a WTLW or a pic post :shrug:
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:44 PM   #2
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"Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it."

Henny Youngman



(seemed pertinent, and I like the quote)
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:44 PM   #3
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:45 PM   #4
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Originally posted by chris619

PS. This beats me posting a WTLW or a pic post :shrug:
Funny. I thought that new study happened last year.
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:46 PM   #5
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PS. This beats me posting a WTLW or a pic post :shrug:
Umm no.
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:48 PM   #6
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for chris619 drunk: No, I don't need more pictures taken of me.
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:50 PM   #7
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:51 PM   #8
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for chris619 drunk: No, I don't need more pictures taken of me.
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:51 PM   #9
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for chris619 drunk: No, I don't need more pictures taken of me.
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