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Old 07-15-2004, 05:43 PM   #1
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That bitch is hotter than White Van speakers!

- Janq
first thing in awhile that has made me bust out loud laughing

that is all

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Old 07-15-2004, 05:43 PM   #2
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Old 07-15-2004, 05:43 PM   #3
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Why they gotta be white.































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Old 07-15-2004, 05:43 PM   #4
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janq is a wordsmith
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Old 07-15-2004, 05:44 PM   #5
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Speakers? I like Van sneakers better.
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Old 07-15-2004, 05:45 PM   #6
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Why they gotta be white.
Janq always be tryin to keep a honky mofo down.
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Old 07-15-2004, 05:45 PM   #7
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Good one! ^^

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Old 07-15-2004, 05:45 PM   #8
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janq taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child.

he once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was coming up the road.
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Old 07-15-2004, 05:47 PM   #9
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janq is a foot...you know a leg end um legend
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Old 07-15-2004, 05:53 PM   #10
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Hmm. Google Nasioc search no work well for me.

Have we ever seen a picture of Janq? (IBwhiterobotmanpic).

I don't think he's real. Nick, fix teh search. I want to backtrack Janq's history. Someone has to have met him. Hmm, have we ever had a "Post what you think janq looks like" thread?
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Old 07-15-2004, 05:55 PM   #11
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Hmm. Google Nasioc search no work well for me.

Have we ever seen a picture of Janq? (IBwhiterobotmanpic).

I don't think he's real. Nick, fix teh search. I want to backtrack Janq's history. Someone has to have met him. Hmm, have we ever had a "Post what you think janq looks like" thread?
He's actually posted a couple pics of himself IIRC.
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Old 07-15-2004, 05:57 PM   #12
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did you know janq did two tours in Afghanistan? well i'm in Fort Worth on business, and i have a 5'2'', 150 pound, well-muscled half-black, half-arabian waiter at Stubbs'. i look at his nametag, sure enough . . . SADIQ JANQ.
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Old 07-15-2004, 06:04 PM   #13
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FOUND HIM!

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Old 07-15-2004, 06:15 PM   #14
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One time I was with Janq in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Janq goes up to the deer and says, "I'm The Janq! SAY IT!"

Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, "tehJanq"... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
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Old 07-15-2004, 06:20 PM   #15
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One time I was with Janq in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Janq goes up to the deer and says, "I'm The Janq! SAY IT!"

Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, "tehJanq"... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
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Old 07-15-2004, 06:23 PM   #16
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:26 PM   #17
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Originally posted by dmitrik4
One time I was with Janq in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Janq goes up to the deer and says, "I'm The Janq! SAY IT!"

Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, "tehJanq"... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

The original is one of my favorite quotes of all time. :Lol:
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:56 PM   #18
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I am Janq's colon.
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:58 PM   #19
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original? que?

Janq once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.

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