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Old 07-26-2004, 12:43 PM   #1
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Default Guys, If someone is in the crapper at work, do not use the stall next to them.

Nothing annoys me more than when I sit down to take a dump and some guy comes in and drops trou next to me.

When you see someone in a stall, the proper etiquette is to go use another bathroom. I don't want to sit down next to some dude, look at their shoes under the stall dividers, and then try to figure out who it was by looking at everyones shoes later in the day so I know whom to punch. Go away and leave to me enjoy the Sports section by myself.

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Old 07-26-2004, 12:44 PM   #2
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that's just messed up man.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:45 PM   #3
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Get over it. When I gotta take a carp, I mean business. I don't care if there's a bus load of kids in the stall next to me, I'm going and no one's stopping me.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:46 PM   #4
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Nothing annoys me more than when I sit down to take a dump and some guy comes in and drops trou next to me.

When you see someone in a stall, the proper etiquette is to go use another bathroom. I don't want to sit down next to some dude, look at their shoes under the stall dividers, and then try to figure out who it was by looking at everyones shoes later in the day so I know whom to punch. Go away and leave to me enjoy the Sports section by myself.

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You seem a little delicate there nancy.

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Old 07-26-2004, 12:47 PM   #5
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You all suck.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:48 PM   #6
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look at everyones shoes

do you say anthing to them when you find them?
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:48 PM   #7
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I think it's funny when you hear the guy next to you push and all that comes out is a RIPPIN fart. I usually have to hold myself back.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:49 PM   #8
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look at everyones shoes

do you say anthing to them when you find them?
Nah. I should though.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:51 PM   #9
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Where I work there's only one bathroom, and only two pooper stalls. Luckily, though, we've only got 5 male employees. That keeps dual-pooping to a minimum, however, it does still happen.


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Old 07-26-2004, 12:51 PM   #10
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I think it's funny when you hear the guy next to you push and all that comes out is a RIPPIN fart. I usually have to hold myself back.
From laughing or getting sick?

I have to hold myself back from punching the shared wall in a "Hey a$$hole, there's other people in here" manner.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:51 PM   #11
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smear melted baby ruth bar all over your hands, reach under the wall and ask your neighbor for extra TP.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:53 PM   #12
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Have you ever had a conversation with the guy in the next stall?
I think that would be pretty cool. How come it's okay to talk while you're peeing but not when you're pooping?
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:53 PM   #13
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if i need to take a crap, there is no way you are going to stop me...
i'll even the woman's room if the men's room is full...
cant stop me, i'll just take you down with me.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:53 PM   #14
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smear melted baby ruth bar all over your hands, reach under the wall and ask your neighbor for extra TP.

Good lawd thats horrendous.....



















LY FUNNAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 07-26-2004, 12:54 PM   #15
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Have you ever had a conversation with the guy in the next stall?
I think that would be pretty cool. How come it's okay to talk while you're peeing but not when you're pooping?
Umm... It's not OK to talk while you are peeing.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:54 PM   #16
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Stay away from the Military!! Ever have to take a dump with no stall walls, and eight other guys doing the same? The rest of the company is formed up in a line watching you wipe? It builds character.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:55 PM   #17
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no words should ever be spoken in the mens room. it's a cone of silence. to breah this means you become a little bit less of a man.

and Eric - I share your loathing. if a bathroom has only 2 stalls, it has only one stall.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:56 PM   #18
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Stay away from the Military!! Ever have to take a dump with no stall walls, and eight other guys doing the same? The rest of the company is formed up in a line watching you wipe? It builds character.
I saw that in Full Metal Jacket. I would have to hold it in through all of Basic.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:56 PM   #19
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who does number two work for
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:00 PM   #20
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Umm... It's not OK to talk while you are peeing.
Are you sure? People talk all the time where I work. As long as you stay focused on your main task. What I don't like is when someone pats you on the back or look over at you while your at your urinal.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:00 PM   #21
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smear melted baby ruth bar all over your hands, reach under the wall and ask your neighbor for extra TP.
can you spare a square?
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:03 PM   #22
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Have you ever had a conversation with the guy in the next stall?
I think that would be pretty cool. How come it's okay to talk while you're peeing but not when you're pooping?
There are three stalls at my job. Once I got the middle one and the guys in 1 and 3 were chatting it up.... super-uncool. If I didn't eat with my hands ever, I would flung my poo over the walls before bolting.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:03 PM   #23
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Have you ever had a conversation with the guy in the next stall?
I think that would be pretty cool. How come it's okay to talk while you're peeing but not when you're pooping?
One time this year in residence my CA (RA, Don, whatever) entered the bathroom at the same time as me and sat down in the stall next to me and started chatting. I was like WTH but then realized how funny it was that we were being so casual while excreting butt logs. Besides, we were talking about the new KO4's on his S4

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From laughing or getting sick?

I have to hold myself back from punching the shared wall in a "Hey a$$hole, there's other people in here" manner.
From laughing!!
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:04 PM   #24
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Are you sure? People talk all the time where I work.

Seriously uncool.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:07 PM   #25
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ROFLMAO.

Best thread today!

You are t3h winn4r!1!
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