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Old 07-29-2004, 10:03 AM   #1
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Wink A GF of one of my friends is having a birthday get together on Friday. Most of her..

friends are pretty hot. The least time I hung out with her the subject of herpes came up. Someone cracked a joke to that effect and she got a little offended. She stated something close to "Good people have herpes too."

According to my friend several of her friends have the gift that keeps on giving. So I guess I won't be drinking large amounts this coming Friday trying to score at this get together.

I guess you should never automatically discount a girl until you know the facts about her, but this party has gone from opportunity too fallout in the span of one conversation.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:06 AM   #2
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doesn't mean she can't schlob your knob.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:07 AM   #3
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:08 AM   #4
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Then again those people in herpes commercials seem to be some of the happiest people on earth. So might not be all bad.

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Old 07-29-2004, 10:09 AM   #5
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just use a rubber.

that or give one of her friends a pearl necklace. no harm in that.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:09 AM   #6
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IBMudPigpostsaboutdatingproblemswithcoolchickthath astehherp
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:09 AM   #7
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wrap ur tool
then use it
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:12 AM   #8
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This one girlfriend of hers is hot as all hell. She's Haiwaiian.

Just broke up with her boyfriend, but has been confirmed to have the beast.

Dammit it all to hell.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:14 AM   #9
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so?

just fool around. Don't stick anything down her pants...that's all.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:19 AM   #10
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or wear a latex glove and go to town.
Sh__ just get a whole body condom then BANG that DiAGoNAL SIDE y0!
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:26 AM   #11
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Ok Mud Pig, here is your chance to redeem yourself - ie LISTEN TO OT. OT has just given several good options:
1. Just get a knobber
2. don't stick your tool in her love hole
3. wear a condom if you do

Now are you going to listen to OT? Or in a couple months will you be pissing and moaning that you got teh herpes because you didn't listen to OT?
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:27 AM   #12
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Mud Pig should have learned by now. When he follows his instincts, bad things happen.

Listen to OT, you dummy.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:29 AM   #13
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Dr. OT is right
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:30 AM   #14
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Man, don't take the risk.. even if you bag it you still have a shot at catchin the herp. Thats russian roulette there.

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Old 07-29-2004, 10:32 AM   #15
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Dr. OT is right

Dr. OT is out of his mind.

It's not worth the risk. A condom ain't fool proof.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:36 AM   #16
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There have been many threads discussing herpes in OT already. I suggest you check some of them out and educate yourself about it instead of listening to some of the ill-informed, ignorant and alarmist people posting here.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:40 AM   #17
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There have been many threads discussing herpes in OT already. I suggest you check some of them out and educate yourself about it instead of listening to some of the ill-informed, ignorant and alarmist people posting here.
No need to do any research at this point. I don't plan on trying to get any at this little get together. If i click with one of the girls there then maybe I'll do some thinking about this. My boy will give me the heads up on whether or not I need to worry.
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That's why you don't hit it. Just grap on teh boobs.
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instead of listening to some of the ill-informed, ignorant and alarmist people posting here.
What'cho call me??!!

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Old 07-29-2004, 10:45 AM   #20
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I'd rather not get teh herp...no matter now how hot she is...

But since you're Mud Pig: Don't be a fool, wrap your tool...
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:47 AM   #21
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That's why you don't hit it. Just grap on teh boobs.
Exactly.

Come in get bumps. No come in, get no bumps. Your decision!!

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Old 07-29-2004, 10:59 AM   #22
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No need to do any research at this point. I don't plan on trying to get any at this little get together. If i click with one of the girls there then maybe I'll do some thinking about this. My boy will give me the heads up on whether or not I need to worry.
1 in 5 people over the age of 12 have herpes. It's quite likely you've had sex already with someone who has herpes and didn't even know it. Educating yourself about the matter would be wiser than trusting one of "your boy"s. It's your health though.

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Old 07-29-2004, 11:01 AM   #23
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That's why you don't hit it. Just grap on teh boobs.
well said, ot style
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...and you're even considering this WHY?
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:32 AM   #25
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...and you're even considering this WHY?

Not considering anything. Just kind fo a wierd twist to meeting a bunch of girls.
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