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Old 08-06-2004, 11:06 AM   #1
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Default i am for abortion, but my girlfriend isn't

now, if she gets pregnant, how do i convince her to abort the little bugger.












(controversial enough fer ya janq?)
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:06 AM   #2
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coathanger while she's sleeping

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Old 08-06-2004, 11:07 AM   #3
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a) idp
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:07 AM   #4
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coathanger while she's sleeping

she'll never know
That's a sickening thought, even in jest.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:09 AM   #5
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now, if she gets pregnant, how do i convince her to abort the little bugger.












(controversial enough fer ya janq?)
"how do I convince her to abort the little bugger"?

You don't deserve a girlfriend and you shouldn't be having unprotected sex. Geezus, you are scary, and scary stupid.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:09 AM   #6
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I'm staying as farrrrrrrr away from this one as possible
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:09 AM   #7
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convince her??? you don't even try, and hopefully would never succeed if you were stupid enough to try anyway.

DON'T get her pregnant. simple enough.

if she does become pregnant, accept the fact that she has at least 51% of the vote. sorry but carrying the kid does that.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:10 AM   #8
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you truly are a moron in this regard. Wrap your tool, you tool!
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:11 AM   #9
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HOV, Not just sickening, wrong in every way.

Look, if you'e not ready to pay, you don't play. You need to understand that... it's a part of life, not just sex.

So get her on the pill and wrap your little bugger... but if you know she's anti-abortion, you need to be ready to raise a kid or STOP buggering her. Convincing someone to have an abortion who is already dead against it is a baaaddd idea.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:11 AM   #10
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Her body, her decision.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:11 AM   #11
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you could punch her in the stomach, and catch her unawares,
you could swear to god she accidentally fell that flight of stare

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Old 08-06-2004, 11:13 AM   #12
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:13 AM   #13
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Wrap that sh_t up B. Why is this an issue? Get her some birth control.

Sounds like this girl may be going for the old, "I'm pregnant now you have to marry me" or maybe she just has strong moral beliefs about abortion. Either way if you don't want to have kids with her take precautions or take your tool elsewhere.

I tend to not F any girl who I don't think is a qualtiy chic. Bear in mind that my ability to assess the quality of a girl can be way off at times (See some of my previous threads). That way I don't have to worry about some nasty ho trying to get child support out of me.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:14 AM   #14
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wrapping it sucks when you are in love (and even when you're not). i am prepared to marry in a pinch.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:15 AM   #15
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:15 AM   #16
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Just remember you can't get a mouth or a pooper pregnant!
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:16 AM   #17
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"how do I convince her to abort the little bugger"?

You don't deserve a girlfriend and you shouldn't be having unprotected sex. Geezus, you are scary, and scary stupid.
i'm with you on this one candy.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:16 AM   #18
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Her body, her decision.
and she shouldn't be sleeping with him either.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:17 AM   #19
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help darwin out on this one -- don't spread your seed. ever.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:18 AM   #20
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I tend to not F any girl who I don't think is a qualtiy chic.
When did you become so full of crap? This, plus the comment about how you needed to fly free, are too laughable.
Weren't you the dude considering banging the herpes trolls at your buddy's party? Aren't you the guy who was hopelessly smitten by a nutcase? Your standards for "quality" are pretty low my friend.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:20 AM   #21
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When did you become so full of crap? This, plus the comment about how you needed to fly free, are too laughable.
Weren't you the dude considering banging the herpes trolls at your buddy's party? Aren't you the guy who was hopelessly smitten by a nutcase? Your standards for "quality" are pretty low my friend.
his standards and his penis' standards are very different.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:21 AM   #22
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and she shouldn't be sleeping with him either.
Agreed. If two people cannot settle on a course of action 'if' they should get pregnant, they shouldn't be sleeping together. In addition, if two people cannot take preventative measure to avoid pregnancy, they should not be sleeping together.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:21 AM   #23
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Sounds like this girl may be going for the old, "I'm pregnant now you have to marry me"
Oh...my...god...

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I tend to not F any girl who I don't think is a qualtiy chic.
I wonder if they are being as discriminating

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That way I don't have to worry about some nasty ho trying to get child support out of me.
So THAT'S why they "F" you? Child support? Dumb bizznitches.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:21 AM   #24
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Her body, her decision.
how is it just her decision...if she keeps the kid it affects him just as much her...only decision its not is everyone else in the world
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:22 AM   #25
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you're SOL dude. you can have some input, but in the end it's her decision. if you can't handle that responsibility, keep it in teh yu0r pants.

brad- b/c she's got to carry the baby. i used to feel the same way- that it's equally the guy's decision- but in the end, it isn't. that might suck, it might be unfair, but it's reality. it's part of being a man.

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his standards and his penis' standards are very different.
truer words have never been spoken.
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