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Old 08-06-2004, 11:25 AM   #1
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Default i am for IDP, but my wife is not

Ummm yeah.






(so how do I convince her to idp my little bugger?)
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:26 AM   #2
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"She won't s*** right a week!" Bad Santa
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:26 AM   #3
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just slide it in while she's sleeping, she'll never know
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:26 AM   #4
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homer: "alcohol... the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:27 AM   #5
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Tequila.

-or-

tell her you know she will like it because her sister LOVES it.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:27 AM   #6
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Champagne seems to work. Also, pre-lube while she's not looking and maybe it'll all be over before she realizes what happened.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:27 AM   #7
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find a new one
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:28 AM   #8
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admitting to the fact that you have a small weiner is the first step towards healing
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:30 AM   #9
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Get her liquidated and put on IDP pron.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:30 AM   #10
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best way is to take small steps in trying idp...use your penis then move to something bigger and thincker like your finger ...haha couldnt resist
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:31 AM   #11
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best way is to take small steps in trying idp...use your penis then move to something bigger and thincker like your finger ...haha couldnt resist
haha
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:32 AM   #12
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:32 AM   #13
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Be careful. If ya 'accidently' slip it in, she might decide to 'accidently' slip you some anal beads. And yes, I know women who have done this.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:32 AM   #14
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:33 AM   #15
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:33 AM   #16
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wait, so you want to take it IDP?
and she does not?

seems simple enough.
compramise.
get her a strap on.

maybe a big black one, with pleasure rings.

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Old 08-06-2004, 11:34 AM   #17
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No. Excessive alcohol intake or painkillers are t3h BAD for t3h IDP. Not safe.

And what's wrong with your wife slipping you some anal beads anyway???
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:35 AM   #18
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Nothing... but most guys are initially opposed to the idea.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:36 AM   #19
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No. Excessive alcohol intake or painkillers are t3h BAD for t3h IDP. Not safe.

And what's wrong with your wife slipping you some anal beads anyway???
Boy, your name really suits you.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:36 AM   #20
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Get her liquidated and put on IDP pron.

danger will robinson. that can backfire BIG TIME.

case in point: my g/f and i were on vacation and decided to rent some pr0n. the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good."

not so fine. if you look up "killing the mood," that's what you'll see.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:37 AM   #21
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Boy, your name really suits you.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:38 AM   #22
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There's a novocaine<sp> - like cream that can be applied on the "area". Just make sure you wear a raincoat or yuor little bugger will get numb as well.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:39 AM   #23
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see what they forget to mention about pr0n is that they have a nice enema before their scene. otherwise, in nearly all cases, IDP is going to get a little messy. shower + lube is teh best for real-life people that don't enema beforehand.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:39 AM   #24
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For some incredibly awful looking pics of poeple who have made IDP a lifestyle (men and women), google up "rosebutt". Enjoy.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:41 AM   #25
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danger will robinson. that can backfire BIG TIME.

case in point: my g/f and i were on vacation and decided to rent some pr0n. the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good."

not so fine. if you look up "killing the mood," that's what you'll see.
This is why you preview the vids.....
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