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Old 08-06-2004, 11:42 AM   #26
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I had that same problem.......for a while.

I explained to my wife that IDP was and is something that I would like to at least TRY.
Since we are married, I have vowed to never be with another woman again. If either of us want to explore something, it should/has to be with each other. If I am open to any of her fantasies and willing to explore and satisfy her wants/needs, she should be as willing to explore mine.

If a fantasy is never fulfilled by your spouse, eventually you will look elsewhere to fulfill that fantasy.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:42 AM   #27
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Oh...........IDP
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:43 AM   #28
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mmm...my butt juice tastes so good
I hope she got paid extra to say that.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:43 AM   #29
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what is the obsession with IDP? you have a perfectly good place to play (unless you date skanks) right next door...
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:43 AM   #30
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I had that same problem.......for a while.

I explained to my wife that IDP was and is something that I would like to at least TRY.
Since we are married, I have vowed to never be with another woman again. If either of us want to explore something, it should/has to be with each other. If I am open to any of her fantasies and willing to explore and satisfy her wants/needs, she should be as willing to explore mine.

If a fantasy is never fulfilled by your spouse, eventually you will look elsewhere to fulfill that fantasy.
exactly...that is the way to do it
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:45 AM   #31
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to be honest, IDP has never been one of my fantasies. i'm on the same page w/ RaceCar.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:46 AM   #32
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what is the obsession with IDP? you have a perfectly good place to play (unless you date skanks) right next door...
Why not just say, "Why would you want to do it doggie style, when you've got a perfectly good missionary position?"

It's about variety.

And butt juice.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:48 AM   #33
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what is the obsession with IDP? you have a perfectly good place to play (unless you date skanks) right next door...

Other side of the fence my friend, other side of the fence.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:48 AM   #34
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IDP feel a lot different than the other input shaft. For a practiced female, it has the potential to get them off faster. For a non-practiced female, best to take it easy and build up over a long period of time.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:51 AM   #35
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danger will robinson. that can backfire BIG TIME.

case in point: my g/f and i were on vacation and decided to rent some pr0n. the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good."

not so fine. if you look up "killing the mood," that's what you'll see.
Ass-to-mouth is like the ultimate slut tactic. So hot.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:52 AM   #36
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IDP feel a lot different than the other input shaft. For a practiced female, it has the potential to get them off faster. For a non-practiced female, best to take it easy and build up over a long period of time.
so 30 seconds isn't fast enough.
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:02 PM   #37
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IDP feel a lot different than the other input shaft. For a practiced female, it has the potential to get them off faster. For a non-practiced female, best to take it easy and build up over a long period of time.
It's mostly just relaxation.
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:08 PM   #38
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so 30 seconds isn't fast enough.
Well, I'm currently in a spaceship travelling near light speed, but Mrs. HOV is still on Earth. 30 seconds for me was about a year of her time, now she's a total butt secks lover.
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:12 PM   #39
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i am for IDP, but my wife is not
Well.....duh?
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:12 PM   #40
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the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good."

all my coworkers are looking at me because I can't stop laughing, I'm literally tearing from it



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lol!
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:18 PM   #41
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I just googled "rosebutt" and it looks a lot like goatse.
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:19 PM   #42
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Tequila.

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tell her you know she will like it because her mom LOVES it.

Fixed that for you.
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:22 PM   #43
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all my coworkers are looking at me because I can't stop laughing, I'm literally tearing from it



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lol!
Don't drop your sammich!!
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:25 PM   #44
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I just googled "rosebutt" and it looks a lot like goatse.
yeah, kinda like ass-tulip.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:30 PM   #45
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This is actually not a joke :

Using pain killers, or using the anal lubes that have numbing agents, is a great way to insure you never have IDP again. She won't feel it...until later, when she'll be sore as hell.

No, work your way up (from small to large), use lots of lube, and make sure she's very very turned on and relaxed.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:52 PM   #46
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Don't drop your sammich!!
I had a salad today, that's pretty foolproof.
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:37 PM   #47
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I had my salad tossed today, that's pretty foolproof.


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Old 08-06-2004, 03:50 PM   #48
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Anal sex is great.
1: It's warmer
2: It's tighter
3: It's degrading to women




** In all honesty, I'm not a fan of IDP, that *****'s not cool. Then again, I actually respect my SO, so.....**
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:54 PM   #49
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I'd be too afraid of something going wrong with an orifice that wasn't designed for such use...

1. Damage to wall of colon
2. UTI
3. The fudgcicle effect <- BIG mental turn off
4. Sphincter muscle damage
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:55 PM   #50
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I'd be too afraid of something going wrong with an orifice that wasn't designed for such use...

1. Damage to wall of colon
2. UTI
3. The fudgcicle effect <- BIG mental turn off
4. Sphincter muscle damage
No offense noodle, but my understanding is that you aren't getting any, IDP, or otherwise.
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