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Old 08-07-2004, 07:18 PM   #101
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First of all, dolphins invented blowhole sex, not pooper sex.

Second of all, I don't think us pro-IDP guys are suggesting it as a substitute... just a 2-3 times a year break-the-rhythm kind of thing.
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Old 08-07-2004, 08:13 PM   #102
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For some incredibly awful looking pics of poeple who have made IDP a lifestyle (men and women), google up "rosebutt". Enjoy.
No.

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Old 08-07-2004, 09:03 PM   #103
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For some incredibly awful looking pics of poeple who have made IDP a lifestyle (men and women), google up "rosebutt". Enjoy.
EWWWWWWW!
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:39 PM   #104
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when i go to Wyoming people think i am from the future.

unbelivable! that is too funny
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:42 PM   #105
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when i go to Wyoming people think i am from the future.







:resume:
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:53 PM   #106
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Great thread.

I haven't done it myself. Tried to convinced the SO but I always fail.

/is a failure.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:04 PM   #107
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Great thread.

I haven't done it myself. Tried to convinced the SO but I always fail.

/is a failure.
Has chris619 tried teh roofies. I hear you can get good spanish fly in TJ. chris619 should try that.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:04 PM   #108
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:resume:
Nice bump and quote.
I'd forgotten about that Wyoming line.

One of the funniest comments I've ever seen stated in OT.

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Old 04-25-2005, 02:07 PM   #109
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For new comers, and for the record, this was a parody thread based off of someone's "I am for abortion, but my gf is not" thread.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:11 PM   #110
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Wyoming rocks. That is all.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:42 PM   #111
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For new comers, and for the record, this was a parody thread based off of someone's "I am for abortion, but my gf is not" thread.
That's stating the obivous. You can't get head let alone IDP.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:44 PM   #112
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That's stating the obivous. You can't get head let alone IDP.
OUCH.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:54 PM   #113
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I hope she got paid extra to say that.
The voice actor got paid to say that. The porn actress actually said "Dammit, I just got corn stuck in my teeth!".
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:57 PM   #114
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Where's hypernoodle been lately?

I'm betting over at the crowbarn alot...but I rarely see him.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:59 PM   #115
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I missed this one the first time around, but man.. Wyoming.. Future. BAHAHAHAHHA!

Good one teh Dolfun.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:01 PM   #116
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The voice actor got paid to say that. The porn actress actually said "Dammit, I just got corn stuck in my teeth!".
I just threw up a little, in my mouth.
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:25 PM   #117
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give the wife IDP about once every 1.5 months. getting married was a good idea sometimes

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Old 04-25-2005, 04:27 PM   #118
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I love bumping old threads.... :smiles:
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:27 PM   #119
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Nothing like bumping a classic OT line..
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:41 PM   #120
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man, it's like janq is the only other person on OT who has a fun and healthy view of sex. Folks need to be WAY less uptight!

eesh.
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Old 04-25-2005, 07:12 PM   #121
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My girlfriend just looked at me one day while we were doing it doggie style and said 'Baby, if you don't mind, can we try it in the butt?' She proceeded to orgasm furiously.
orndog says she's a keeper!
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:49 PM   #122
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Where's hypernoodle been lately?

I'm betting over at the crowbarn alot...but I rarely see him.
I've been around...

Taking care of things instead of complaining, though.
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:55 PM   #123
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Taking care of things instead of complaining, though.
Oh snap! Do tell, noodle!
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:57 PM   #124
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Oh snap! Do tell, noodle!
Not yet...

Maybe mid-June.

Keep your pants on.
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:58 PM   #125
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Not yet...

Maybe mid-June.

Keep your pants on.
If you insist. Mid-June? Hrmmmmm............
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