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Old 09-10-2004, 03:33 PM   #1
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FTW!!!

Default The girl in the office next to me, just yelled at me..

She's a new attorney here. I sneezed, and she yelled, "Bless you!" I don't know if I'm going to enjoy having someone who's actually paying attention to me, right next door.
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:34 PM   #2
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Has someone not told CandyO about the webcam in her office?

Yeah, OT can see everything you're doing, even when you've picked your nose.
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:34 PM   #3
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Through a wall or over a cubicle?
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:35 PM   #4
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OMG, WHAT'S THAT YELLOW AND BLUE THINGY UP ON YOUR WEB BROWSER?!

hehe...
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:36 PM   #5
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Is she hot?

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, "Ah sorry, you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell,
and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer
is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are
going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come
up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! He
should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No
way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are
YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:36 PM   #6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Enemy
Has someone not told CandyO about the webcam in her office?

Yeah, OT can see everything you're doing, even when you've picked your nose.
...not about the one under her desk.

Shhhhhhhhh
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:36 PM   #7
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Through a wall or over a cubicle?
Through a door that separates our offices, so yes, a wall.



Web cam? OMGhi2me! Maybe I should start wearing panties!
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:37 PM   #8
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:38 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CandyO
Through a door that separates our offices, so yes, a wall.



Web cam? OMGhi2me! Maybe I should start wearing panties!
And please shave! :P
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:38 PM   #10
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:38 PM   #11
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^^^^
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:38 PM   #12
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have you donr the 'shave and a hair cut..." knock on her wall/cubicaldivider/door yet?
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:38 PM   #13
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Ugh. That would suck.

I'm lucky enough to have my own office. The nearest desk outside my door is 30 feet away, and the only wall I share with someone else is about 2' thick.
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:39 PM   #14
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Do what I do, when someone yells "BLESS YOU!", I yell back "IT'S TOO LATE!".
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:42 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mattjk
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, "Ah sorry, you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell,
and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer
is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are
going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come
up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! He
should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No
way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are
YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Better St. Peter/lawyer joke for you:

St. Peter meets a lawyer at the gates, greets him warmly, leads him to his own private fluffy cloud, and sets him up with a pipe, slippers, comfy chair, and liquor cabinet.

The lawyer, surprised, asks Pete why the royal treatment.

Says Pete: "We've never had a lawyer as distinguished and long-lived as you here in the Kingdom of Heaven."

Replies the lawyer: "I'm shocked! I wasn't that old - I was only forty-five."

Says Pete: "No, I'm shocked! We saw your hours billed and figured it was your time - we thought you were ninety!"
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:42 PM   #16
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Maybe I should start wearing panties!
Please don't make any changes on our account.
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:42 PM   #17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by beachbum
Ugh. That would suck.

I'm lucky enough to have my own office. The nearest desk outside my door is 30 feet away, and the only wall I share with someone else is about 2' thick.
I have my own office and it's HUGE, but there's a door adjoining the office next to me. The worst was when the last guy in there would have speakerphone meetings, yet could not grasp the idea that he didn't need to YELL AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS for the ppl on the phone to hear him.
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:43 PM   #18
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I freaking hate speakerphones for that reason.

That and the stupid voiceover-delay bs.

"So can you give me the march numbers??"

"...ousand four hundred."

"What was that Dave??

"...sand four hundred."

"I'm sorry??"


Don't get me started on walkie-talkie cell phones.
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:45 PM   #19
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Fart real loud. See what she does.
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:47 PM   #20
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common to most creative folks is the powwow setup. NO WALLS ARGHH try talking to your doctor about anal warts infront of 10 female coworkers.. hrmm.. no privacy no phones. theres allways one unashamed girl talking about he stupidity and unholy volumes.

last week she signs up for a THREE YEAR gym membership and then decides she doesnt want it.. oh the nerve.
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:50 PM   #21
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Better yet, see if you can catch her making puppies in her office.

Then yell, "No! Bless YOU!"
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