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Old 10-06-2004, 04:06 PM   #1
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Default I cant get it up and keep it up.

so i bought these new pants, and the zipper keeps falling down. any ideas on how to keep that bad boy up?
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:07 PM   #2
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Welding.
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:08 PM   #3
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girls think thats sexy, don't worry about it.
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:08 PM   #4
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Zip ties.
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:09 PM   #5
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A little bit of zipper, a little bit of testicle.
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:10 PM   #6
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Tie a string to it and loop the other end around your neck (or to the end of your tie if you're wearing one).
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:11 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saturn2wrx
A little bit of zipper, a little bit of testicle.
franks & beans...
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:11 PM   #8
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your dog knows how to work zippers too?

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Old 10-06-2004, 04:13 PM   #9
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what do you weigh, son?
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:15 PM   #10
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Please tell me you aren't actually posting for real advice to this problem and this is just to liven things up this slow afternoon.
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:26 PM   #11
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real advice in OT? im not that much of a n00b.
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:28 PM   #12
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There is a lock on the side of the zipper pull that is closest to the zipper itself. You need to push the zipper pull towards the zipper at the bottom to get it to lock into place. I realize this is complicated for some of us, don't feel bad though as we were all zipper n00bs at one time in our life. Usually most people learn before they are old enough to type, but maybe you're just a "late bloomer" or something.
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:28 PM   #13
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Take a paperclip.

Loop one end of it throught the hole in the zipper, then tuck it in and loop the other end through the tip of your wang.

Note: this may require self-piercing.


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Old 10-06-2004, 04:28 PM   #14
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Take a little dab of Play-Doh or Silly Putty and witht he zipper up apply it to the connected links.
Then zip down slowly and back up.
Problem solved for one wear cycle.
Repeat after washing.

Or take them back and get another pair that don't have this problem.

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