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Old 10-30-2004, 07:48 AM   #1
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Default Weirdest night of my life. (going to bars with my parNets tired) Cliff notes = poop

So, I go to my parents house, after a suprise party I attended. I arrive, they let me in.

We start talking, they tell me they are going to a bar. I've never been to a bar, so I was like "sure, I'm bored, sounds good." Also, a guy from my moms previous city was in town hanging out with my parents, and he wanted to buy us all a round.

So, I went.

We go to the first bar, bear in mind that I have to wake up at 6:30 am to go to work. So I take my first alcoholic beverage, and I call it quits, thinking that I have to drive home from my parents house when we get back.

But that was not the case this night. The dude that my parents were hanging out with was a mega drink buyer, and bought me every single drink under the sun. So, my 21 year old mentality said "Hell yes!"

We went to the second bar, by this time I was ****ed up beyond previous recorded records. I go there, and all these hot chicks are dancing. I'm too much of a *****, even drunk, to make any move. So, I continue to drink with my parnEts.

Also, my dad is a 35 year sober dude. He was a major alcoholic at one point in his life, and gave it up completely. So he's sitting there watching me and my mom get drunk at this club.

At one point I sat back and thought "What the ****? I'm getting drunk with my mom while my dad is laughing at me for doing stupid ****, this is the weirdest night of my life." I mean, at age 16 I would have never thought I'd be in a big city, going to different clubs/bars with my parnets, getting drunk.

I drank about 9 beers, about 5 different alcoholic mixes. Luckily my dad drove me home, and is willing to wake up in 4 hours to drive me to work.

What a ****ed up night. Now I sit here, barely able to comprehend what the **** I'm typing and wondering why the hell I'm posting the events that occured tonight, on some goddamn message board based around some random car I bought 4 years ago.

That is all, what a ****ed up night.
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Old 10-30-2004, 07:53 AM   #2
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i always have fun drinking with my dad...

and call the buckle before you go to sleep.
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Old 10-30-2004, 07:57 AM   #3
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i always have fun drinking with my dad...

and call the buckle before you go to sleep.
The funny thing is, I don't talk drunk when I'm drunk, neither do I post drunk.

But my mom was assured that I wasn't drunk due to my coherent vocal output. She kept saying, "Tyler you're not drunk, you're not slurring! OMG lol"

My mom is a complete attention whore when she's drunk
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:14 AM   #4
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lol...nice! Being able to get drunk and not sound drunk is a powerful tool. Use it wisely young jedi
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:37 AM   #5
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Is your mom hot?
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:48 AM   #6
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So your dad knocked your mom up when he was 14?
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:48 AM   #7
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Is your mom hot?

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Old 10-30-2004, 08:50 AM   #8
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on some goddamn message board based around some random car I bought 4 years ago.
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Old 10-30-2004, 12:10 PM   #9
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So your dad knocked your mom up when he was 14?
ummmm no. he said his dad has been sober for 35 years, not that he's 35 years old.
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Old 10-30-2004, 05:41 PM   #10
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ummmm no. he said his dad has been sober for 35 years, not that he's 35 years old.
Haha, I know I started drinking as a newborn.
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Old 10-30-2004, 06:00 PM   #11
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I mean, at age 16 I would have never thought I'd be in a big city
Dude, you live in Alaska.


Full_Clip thinks you should quit drinking with the wolverines and moose.
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Old 10-30-2004, 06:05 PM   #12
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Whenever my dad comes to visit he wants to goto bars. We know all of the people who work at the irish pub by my house now.
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Old 10-30-2004, 07:25 PM   #13
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when i whent off to college myt father and I became more friends than father son, he trusts my judgement and that **** now.
cool thing is pops loves to have some fun, much liek me, and my mother HOLY **** she can take shots of tequila liek it is time to kill a mule.

my fiance once asked me were i get my ability to dink so much, never have hangovers, never have any ill effects and be able to look and act sober even when i am drunk.

then she whent out to the bar wiht my mother and father.
we go ask the waitress for 3 pitchers, no cups, me, dad, my buddy all drink out of "big boy cups" pitchers of beer.
last night we elebrated the boston win ...again....
i only had 5 cups of beer, and 4 shots of tequila, 2 crown and buttershots, 2 jameson straight up, 1 carbomb, 1 jagerbomb, 8 shots of jager.
got home at 4 am took a 3 hour nap, and came to work today at 8 am and i feel fine and everything haha

the underlying story is my father kept up on shots with me shot for shot, and my mother did all the jager shots with me, and i gave out a round of Uzo for the bar.
we are irish, 1 generation off the island, from bosotn and butte, and yakima, and now omaha. we can drink most people under the table without blinking.

and no thats not somehitng to be proud of i guess haha
i just enjoy having fun, and when i drink, EVERYONE DRINKS!
man....i am still trying to rember *** happend last night twords the end, i rember leaivng the bar at 2 am, hitting up an after party, and watching the ending of 8mile....like 20 times.
then i whent hoem and atched supersize me and fell asleep HAHAHA
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Old 10-30-2004, 09:15 PM   #14
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Hats off to all ya'll. I was born with no drinking mechanisms to keep me steady. I think one of my friends aptly put it, "she sniffs the cork and she's done". Hey... do you start with hard liquor first or beer first? Forgot.
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Old 10-30-2004, 09:19 PM   #15
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Last time I drank with my dad was at my cousins wedding in Nebraska. He was so drunk that when we were doing shots of Crown he couldnt even direct the glass to his mouth, ended up breaking 4 glasses. After the wedding we were at a party and some guy grabbed my sister's tits I beat the crap out of him, threw him down 2 flights of stairs, ran after him and beat him more. My dad just sat and watched like nothing was happening.

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Old 10-30-2004, 10:22 PM   #16
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This thread owns.
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:39 PM   #17
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so youre 16 and you went to a bar with your parents?
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:47 PM   #18
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Good christ, reread the thread.

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Old 10-30-2004, 10:54 PM   #19
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so wait... youre 16 and you just parked the beef bus in tuna town?
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Old 10-31-2004, 01:58 AM   #20
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so wait... youre 16 and you just parked the beef bus in tuna town?
For chrissakes. It was the Venga bus and I parked it in brown town.
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Old 10-31-2004, 01:56 AM   #21
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Damn i need a drink..

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