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Old 11-24-2004, 01:30 AM   #1
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Default A special joke, from me to you

Saturday morning a goose hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets
his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to
the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite hunting
area. He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really
pouring down, It is like a torrential downpour, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later, he puts his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid ass husband
is out hunting in that ****?"



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Old 11-24-2004, 01:32 AM   #2
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*yawns*..... *head nods into chest*....
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:33 AM   #3
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You always make me feel special.

You're like a unicorn in that sense. A friendly unicorn, not the evil ones that try to impale you.


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Old 11-24-2004, 01:34 AM   #4
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I AM the unicorn! I bring happiness to all in the land

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Old 11-24-2004, 01:36 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by incorporeal
I AM the unicorn! I bring happiness to all in the land

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true happiness?? Like with sparkles and rainbows and such???

Wow...
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:40 AM   #6
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true happiness?? Like with sparkles and rainbows and such???

Wow...
True happiness is puppies and caramel apples, silly.


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Old 11-24-2004, 01:40 AM   #7
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yes

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Old 11-24-2004, 01:41 AM   #8
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I kick puppies

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Old 11-24-2004, 01:43 AM   #9
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x13iamgod13x: wanna give me a massage till i fall asleep
her: oh ok
her: only if you will molest me first
her: haha
x13iamgod13x: ok
her: sweet
x13iamgod13x: wherd that come from?
her: i=perv
her: but it's fun
x13iamgod13x: yea
x13iamgod13x: see if i were a perv like that you would think i was weird and never talk to me
her: no
her: your cute so it's allowed
x13iamgod13x: so I can **** you in the ass till you make angry donkey noises and walk like a duck?
her: as long as you use lube


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Old 11-24-2004, 01:44 AM   #10
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And then I punched her ass!






In the face!


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Old 11-24-2004, 01:46 AM   #11
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Thats my ex's friend K!M




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Old 11-24-2004, 01:46 AM   #12
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Looks more like someone punched her face in the ass.

OK, not really, but I wanted to say that SOOOOO bad.


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Old 11-24-2004, 01:48 AM   #13
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her: do you like doing girls in the ass?
x13iamgod13x: only done it a few times how bout you?
x13iamgod13x: last time i did it to a girl was because she stole my sleeping bag and I didnt even know her
x13iamgod13x: do you like it IDP?
her: i've only done it a couple times... but yea i do like it
x13iamgod13x: nice
x13iamgod13x: you know what IDP is?
her: no
x13iamgod13x: In Das Pooper!
her: figured


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Old 11-24-2004, 02:56 AM   #14
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kekekkekekekekekeke
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:56 AM   #15
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still chatting with her........

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Old 11-25-2004, 02:21 AM   #16
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I got a date

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Old 11-25-2004, 03:53 AM   #17
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Give her some frosted chocolate logs.
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Old 11-25-2004, 04:20 AM   #18
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cheese taco...part deux
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Old 11-25-2004, 04:21 AM   #19
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I be hittin it tomorrow night

gobble gobble mother****ers!

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