A special joke, from me to you

incorporeal · 11-24-2004, 01:30 AM

Saturday morning a goose hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets
his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to
the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite hunting
area. He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really
pouring down, It is like a torrential downpour, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later, he puts his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid ass husband
is out hunting in that ****?"

FTW

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WRXGuyInUSA · 11-24-2004, 01:32 AM

*yawns*..... *head nods into chest*....

gongzero · 11-24-2004, 01:33 AM

You always make me feel special.

You're like a unicorn in that sense. A friendly unicorn, not the evil ones that try to impale you.

-A

incorporeal · 11-24-2004, 01:34 AM

I AM the unicorn! I bring happiness to all in the land

FTW

enkd · 11-24-2004, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incorporeal

I AM the unicorn! I bring happiness to all in the land

FTW

true happiness?? Like with sparkles and rainbows and such???

Wow...

gongzero · 11-24-2004, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enkd

true happiness?? Like with sparkles and rainbows and such???

Wow...

True happiness is puppies and caramel apples, silly.

-A

incorporeal · 11-24-2004, 01:40 AM

yes

FTW

incorporeal · 11-24-2004, 01:41 AM

I kick puppies

FTW

incorporeal · 11-24-2004, 01:43 AM

x13iamgod13x: wanna give me a massage till i fall asleep
her: oh ok
her: only if you will molest me first
her: haha
x13iamgod13x: ok
her: sweet
x13iamgod13x: wherd that come from?
her: i=perv
her: but it's fun
x13iamgod13x: yea
x13iamgod13x: see if i were a perv like that you would think i was weird and never talk to me
her: no
her: your cute so it's allowed
x13iamgod13x: so I can **** you in the ass till you make angry donkey noises and walk like a duck?
her: as long as you use lube

FTW

gongzero · 11-24-2004, 01:44 AM

And then I punched her ass!

In the face!

-A

incorporeal · 11-24-2004, 01:46 AM

Thats my ex's friend K!M

FTW

gongzero · 11-24-2004, 01:46 AM

Looks more like someone punched her face in the ass.

OK, not really, but I wanted to say that SOOOOO bad.

-A

incorporeal · 11-24-2004, 01:48 AM

her: do you like doing girls in the ass?
x13iamgod13x: only done it a few times how bout you?
x13iamgod13x: last time i did it to a girl was because she stole my sleeping bag and I didnt even know her
x13iamgod13x: do you like it IDP?
her: i've only done it a couple times... but yea i do like it
x13iamgod13x: nice
x13iamgod13x: you know what IDP is?
her: no
x13iamgod13x: In Das Pooper!
her: figured

FTW

roffle · 11-24-2004, 02:56 AM

kekekkekekekekekeke

incorporeal · 11-24-2004, 02:56 AM

still chatting with her........

FTW

incorporeal · 11-25-2004, 02:21 AM

I got a date

FTW

wyn525i · 11-25-2004, 03:53 AM

Give her some frosted chocolate logs.

quest · 11-25-2004, 04:20 AM

cheese taco...part deux

incorporeal · 11-25-2004, 04:21 AM

I be hittin it tomorrow night

gobble gobble mother****ers!

FTW

11-24-2004, 01:30 AM	#1
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	A special joke, from me to you Saturday morning a goose hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really pouring down, It is like a torrential downpour, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later, he puts his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid ass husband is out hunting in that ***?" FTW Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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11-24-2004, 01:32 AM	#2
WRXGuyInUSA Scooby Specialist Member#: 13967 Join Date: Jan 2002 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Nunya Vehicle: Bye Bye STI!!!	yawns..... head nods into chest....

11-24-2004, 01:33 AM	#3
gongzero Scooby Newbie Member#: 25040 Join Date: Sep 2002 Chapter/Region: E. Canada Location: Montreal, Canuckistan Vehicle: Up with skirts, down with pants!	You always make me feel special. You're like a unicorn in that sense. A friendly unicorn, not the evil ones that try to impale you. -A

11-24-2004, 01:34 AM	#4
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	I AM the unicorn! I bring happiness to all in the land FTW

11-24-2004, 01:40 AM	#7
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	yes FTW

11-24-2004, 01:41 AM	#8
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	I kick puppies FTW

11-24-2004, 01:43 AM	#9
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	x13iamgod13x: wanna give me a massage till i fall asleep her: oh ok her: only if you will molest me first her: haha x13iamgod13x: ok her: sweet x13iamgod13x: wherd that come from? her: i=perv her: but it's fun x13iamgod13x: yea x13iamgod13x: see if i were a perv like that you would think i was weird and never talk to me her: no her: your cute so it's allowed x13iamgod13x: so I can **** you in the ass till you make angry donkey noises and walk like a duck? her: as long as you use lube FTW

11-24-2004, 01:44 AM	#10
gongzero Scooby Newbie Member#: 25040 Join Date: Sep 2002 Chapter/Region: E. Canada Location: Montreal, Canuckistan Vehicle: Up with skirts, down with pants!	And then I punched her ass! In the face! -A

11-24-2004, 01:46 AM	#11
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	Thats my ex's friend K!M FTW

11-24-2004, 01:48 AM	#13
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	her: do you like doing girls in the ass? x13iamgod13x: only done it a few times how bout you? x13iamgod13x: last time i did it to a girl was because she stole my sleeping bag and I didnt even know her x13iamgod13x: do you like it IDP? her: i've only done it a couple times... but yea i do like it x13iamgod13x: nice x13iamgod13x: you know what IDP is? her: no x13iamgod13x: In Das Pooper! her: figured FTW

11-24-2004, 02:56 AM	#14
roffle Scooby Newbie Member#: 42251 Join Date: Aug 2003 Chapter/Region: E. Canada Location: Ottawa, Ontario Vehicle: uh oh trumpet butt	kekekkekekekekekeke

11-25-2004, 02:21 AM	#16
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	I got a date FTW

11-25-2004, 03:53 AM	#17
wyn525i Scooby Newbie Member#: 27986 Join Date: Oct 2002	Give her some frosted chocolate logs.

11-25-2004, 04:20 AM	#18
quest * Banned * Member#: 42402 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 4 inches south of :coffeemug: Vehicle: - Finder of Porn -Bringer of tears...	cheese taco...part deux

11-25-2004, 04:21 AM	#19
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	I be hittin it tomorrow night gobble gobble mother****ers! FTW