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Old 12-13-2004, 10:11 PM   #1
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Default Do NOT look at the hot Israeli chicks in the mall

You know the ones, they wear serious lowrise jeans or skirts, and they are uber hawt, and then when they see you looking, they give you an "Excuse me sir, can I have just a few seconds of your time" in that accent, and then they spend time rubbing your hands or draping some heated pillow on you and simulating rubbing body lotion on their bodies. And being all friendly, too.

Here's the dirty truth: they don't like you, they don't think you are hot. They just want you to buy stuff.

Just a warning.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:12 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:13 PM   #3
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You know the ones, they wear serious lowrise jeans or skirts, and they are uber hawt, and then when they see you looking, they give you an "Excuse me sir, can I have just a few seconds of your time" in that accent, and then they spend time rubbing your hands or draping some heated pillow on you and simulating rubbing body lotion on their bodies. And being all friendly, too.

Here's the dirty truth: they don't like you, they don't think you are hot. They just want you to buy stuff.

Just a warning.
Is it wrong that I keep going to the mall, anyway, and pretending to want the stuff so they'll touch me?
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:15 PM   #4
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Is it wrong that I keep going to the mall, anyway, and pretending to want the stuff so they'll touch me?
I don't think so.

But the good news is that Mrs. Blaster has a whole pile of indulgent gifts for Christmas.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:15 PM   #5
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I know not of the hot israeli chicks of which you speak. I'll need pictures to confirm hotness.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:16 PM   #6
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Here's the dirty truth: they don't like you, they don't think you are hot. They just want you to buy stuff.

Just a warning.
Did you?
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:16 PM   #7
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I know not of the hot israeli chicks of which you speak. I'll need pictures to confirm hotness.
No pics, but they are hotter than the cellphone kiosk chicks.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:18 PM   #8
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No pics, but they are hotter than the cellphone kiosk chicks.
Where is this?

Dulles Town Center?

I must check it out...
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:18 PM   #9
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I wouldn't know what you were talking about except last week, I was in Hampton VA and I stopped by the mall. Some short, ethnic Jewish looking chick with MASSIVE mammy jammies came up and asked me if I had heard of the dead sea, and then launched into a spiel about some cosmetics. I told her I was meeting someone and had to book, and she was quite forceful... I ran away in hopes that she would chase me with her funbags flopping around, but she never did.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:19 PM   #10
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If you speak Hebrew to them they will like you more.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:20 PM   #11
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wait a minute... are you trying to tell me that women are using thier looks to get what they want?????????


me = x100000000000000000

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Old 12-13-2004, 10:24 PM   #12
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wait a minute... are you trying to tell me that women are using thier looks to get what they want?????????


me = x100000000000000000

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I know it sounds incredible, but its true.

rogue - if you want to avoid seeing hot Israeli chicks that want to rub you, do not go to Fair Oaks Mall. Or Towson Town Center.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:30 PM   #13
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Where is this?

Dulles Town Center?

I must check it out...
DTC is MILF central!
I just discovered this during the summer when taking BabyJanq on a trip to that family picture taking place there during the middle of the day.
Holy smokes!!!
It's like a MILF convention is held there and they're all dressed like they're lookin for a part time job with Dolemite.

Fair Oaks sucks.
It's nothing but HS students and odd looking Camry/ES300 drivers milling about aimlesly and talking overly lound on their cell phones.
That place is the high post version of WalMart.

- Janq looks, smiles, exchanges glances and doesn't feel bad about it
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:53 PM   #14
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Wapce
I think it's more a problem of MAPCS* the WAPCE






* = men are pure concentrated suckers (or stupid, which ever applies)
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:55 PM   #15
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i hate DTC. i'm not really missing nova much.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:56 PM   #16
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Middle easter chicks are forking hot.
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:56 PM   #17
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:57 PM   #18
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I think it's more a problem of MAPCS* the WAPCE

* = men are pure concentrated suckers (or stupid, which ever applies)
Or it could be he's suffering from a simple case of the U.G.L.Y. (Unattractive Guys Like You).

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Old 12-13-2004, 11:00 PM   #19
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i'm not really missing nova much.
Yeah me neither...and I'm still fookin here.
NoVA has much suck.

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Old 12-13-2004, 11:01 PM   #20
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Or it could be he's suffering from a simple case of the U.G.L.Y. (Unattractive Guys Like You).

- Janq
Hey now....



um... wait a minute!
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Old 12-13-2004, 11:02 PM   #21
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Doing my part to make this thread not worthless:


Clicky (actual link WS, leads to some semi NWS).


Feeling nooby.

Gratuitous Israeli soldier pic:


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Old 12-13-2004, 11:03 PM   #22
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DTC is MILF central!
I just discovered this during the summer when taking BabyJanq on a trip to that family picture taking place there during the middle of the day.
Holy smokes!!!
It's like a MILF convention is held there and they're all dressed like they're lookin for a part time job with Dolemite.
I shall go there. I have decided that I need a sugar momma.

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Old 12-13-2004, 11:17 PM   #23
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Hey now....

um... wait a minute!
Not literally like _you_.
It's just an acronym in general.

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Old 12-13-2004, 11:22 PM   #24
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I shall go there. I have decided that I need a sugar momma.

~Jard
I sheet you not man that place is off the chain.
It was almost tiring to keep up with the action.
And there is every flavor and size and age one could want.

It was all good until I stopped in at Sunglass Hut and the dude behind the counter made a pass at me.
I still bought the shades though as he offered to knock 10% off the already marked down sale price.

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Old 12-13-2004, 11:31 PM   #25
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Not literally like _you_.
It's just an acronym in general.

- Janq
Too close to home man. Too close to home.

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