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Old 01-04-2005, 09:28 AM   #1
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Default Another Interesting Moment to end 2004..

Well, the close of 2004 was another interesting moment. At a New Year’s Eve Daytime party (with two kids, this just worked out better) yet another interesting conversation took place:

Me and the home owner were talking and our 8 month pregnant neighbor comes up and joins the conversation. Insert conversation about how she’s doing, is not knowing about the sex of the baby adding to the excitement, etc, etc.

Female Home Owner: Be right back, I need to put some more food out.
Me and Pregnant neighbor: OK
Pregnant Neighbor: While I have you here, just thought I’d let you know how Darn Sexy you are:
Me: , you shouldn’t be drinking.
Pregnant Neighbor: I haven’t had a drop, I’m also the DD.
Me: Ummm, ok, thanks?
Home Owner: OK, Sorry about that, what did I miss?
Pregnant Neighbor: I was just telling him how Darn Sexy he is. Just told his Mrs. how lucky she is.
Female Home owner: ummm, OK
Pregnant Neighbor: OK, I am going to mingle some more, talk to you two later.
Me and Female Home Owner (at the same time): Must be the Hormones.

Sometimes I think I live in a either a Sitcom, soap opera, or a Fox primetime show neighborhood.
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:30 AM   #2
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would she be hot if she wasn't pregnant?
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:36 AM   #3
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bone her with the knowledge that you cant get her pregnant
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:38 AM   #4
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It's soooo much hotter when you hit the baby skull's soft spot
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:38 AM   #5
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nice!!! you live in that ABC soap
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:41 AM   #6
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AT least I know she puts out.

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would she be hot if she wasn't pregnant?
I don't give hot or not ratings here anymore. Too many date Supermodels here..

She is one of those beachball Pregnant women, where she has remained fairly thin except for a ball right in front..
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:42 AM   #7
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than dip her... how old is she anyhow?
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:44 AM   #8
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than dip her... how old is she anyhow?
Not sure, late 20's, early 30's?
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:52 AM   #9
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Give her a break. She's carrying an extra 20-30 lbs and is totally hormonal all the time. You should be grateful that you are taken and didn't have a horny pregnant woman all over you.
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:55 AM   #10
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You should be grateful that you are taken and didn't have a horny pregnant woman all over you.
you say that like it's a bad thing.


No break needed. I was flattered and we all still had fun at the party. She and her Husband a great people. And he's a car buff too, a big plus in my book.
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Old 01-04-2005, 10:02 AM   #11
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LOL shes married, see i don't get that whats with women and the compliments to me thats like teasing without a cause.
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Old 01-04-2005, 10:16 AM   #12
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LOL shes married, see i don't get that whats with women and the compliments to me thats like teasing without a cause.
It's just a game, and sometimes fishing for return complements.

Flirting is one of the oldest games on earth.
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Old 01-04-2005, 02:46 PM   #13
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nice!!! you live in that ABC soap
seems that way...
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Old 01-04-2005, 03:08 PM   #14
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You forgot to compliment her jerk!
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Old 01-04-2005, 03:18 PM   #15
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You forgot to compliment her jerk!
who says...
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Old 01-04-2005, 04:25 PM   #16
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Hey, mother...want another?
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