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Old 01-18-2005, 09:45 AM   #1
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Talking When and How did you learn to Masturbate?

Let's hear all your stories on how you stumbled upon masturbation. How young were you and was it by chance or did you find out about it from someone and experimented?

I was around 8 years old when I accidentally stumbled upon this wonderful feeling while taking a bath!

Ahhh OT... gotta love this place...
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:46 AM   #2
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After my first diaper rash. All of a sudden it felt really good to scratch...
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:47 AM   #3
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PEDOPHILE!!! CANDY COME QUICK!!!

Seriously... why do you want to hear about twelve year olds discovering their wee-wees and hoo-hoos?
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:49 AM   #4
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I fell off the seat of my bike and some nice neighbor guy I had never seen before came to massage my boo boo.

Oh wait, that was a few weeks ago. Darn.
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:51 AM   #5
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PEDOPHILE!!! CANDY COME QUICK!!!

Seriously... why do you want to hear about twelve year olds discovering their wee-wees and hoo-hoos?
AMAZING! Only in OT would someone totally change the whole idea of things. :Lol:

I forgot that people on OT are children. Just move on Kids because I'm asking the more mature crowd.
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:53 AM   #6
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I'm sorry... were you looking for mature commentary on human sexual development in the OT?

Well I would love to find free Skittles in Jennifer Garners vagina, but it ain't gonna happen there, bud.
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:54 AM   #7
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Somewhere between 6 and 8.....my Dad used to leave his playboys on the bookshelf in the hallway. I guess he figured that my Brother and I wouldn't be interested in them.
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:00 AM   #8
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Well I would love to find free Skittles in Jennifer Garners vagina, but it ain't gonna happen there, bud.
No such luck... but I did find a Twix.
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:34 AM   #9
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alright even thought this is OT and pretty much anything goes, i refuse to participate in this thread because i have the distinct impression that HoOn over there is jerking off behind his computer thinking of all the little boys in OT discovering their twig and berries...

..sick....... just sick........
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:39 AM   #10
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:50 PM   #11
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My story > all other stories, but for some reason I think HoOn looks like this



So I'm not going to share.
WinnAr!


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Old 01-18-2005, 12:56 PM   #12
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Poor hoon, well it was a good run while it lasted.
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