When and How did you learn to Masturbate?

HoOn · 01-18-2005, 09:45 AM

Let's hear all your stories on how you stumbled upon masturbation. How young were you and was it by chance or did you find out about it from someone and experimented?

I was around 8 years old when I accidentally stumbled upon this wonderful feeling while taking a bath!

Ahhh OT... gotta love this place...

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tbert · 01-18-2005, 09:46 AM

After my first diaper rash. All of a sudden it felt really good to scratch...

Asinine · 01-18-2005, 09:47 AM

PEDOPHILE!!! CANDY COME QUICK!!!

Seriously... why do you want to hear about twelve year olds discovering their wee-wees and hoo-hoos?

UncleMeat · 01-18-2005, 09:49 AM

I fell off the seat of my bike and some nice neighbor guy I had never seen before came to massage my boo boo.

Oh wait, that was a few weeks ago. Darn.

HoOn · 01-18-2005, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

PEDOPHILE!!! CANDY COME QUICK!!!

Seriously... why do you want to hear about twelve year olds discovering their wee-wees and hoo-hoos?

AMAZING! Only in OT would someone totally change the whole idea of things. :Lol:

I forgot that people on OT are children.

Just move on Kids because I'm asking the more mature crowd.

Asinine · 01-18-2005, 09:53 AM

I'm sorry... were you looking for mature commentary on human sexual development in the OT?

Well I would love to find free Skittles in Jennifer Garners vagina, but it ain't gonna happen there, bud.

Grap · 01-18-2005, 09:54 AM

Somewhere between 6 and 8.....my Dad used to leave his playboys on the bookshelf in the hallway. I guess he figured that my Brother and I wouldn't be interested in them.

Blknblu · 01-18-2005, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

Well I would love to find free Skittles in Jennifer Garners vagina, but it ain't gonna happen there, bud.

No such luck... but I did find a Twix.

alacrity024 · 01-18-2005, 10:34 AM

alright even thought this is OT and pretty much anything goes, i refuse to participate in this thread because i have the distinct impression that HoOn over there is jerking off behind his computer thinking of all the little boys in OT discovering their twig and berries...

..sick....... just sick........

El Camino · 01-18-2005, 10:39 AM

michael jackson/10

HoOn · 01-18-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trail*of*dead

12345

My story > all other stories, but for some reason I think HoOn looks like this

So I'm not going to share.

WinnAr!

LotusDriftx · 01-18-2005, 12:56 PM

Poor hoon, well it was a good run while it lasted.

01-18-2005, 09:45 AM	#1
HoOn Scooby Specialist Member#: 43270 Join Date: Sep 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NEW JERSEY Vehicle: 2004 Impreza WRX Aspen White	When and How did you learn to Masturbate? Let's hear all your stories on how you stumbled upon masturbation. How young were you and was it by chance or did you find out about it from someone and experimented? I was around 8 years old when I accidentally stumbled upon this wonderful feeling while taking a bath! Ahhh OT... gotta love this place... * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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01-18-2005, 09:46 AM	#2
tbert Scooby Newbie Member#: 43357 Join Date: Sep 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: unwrapped Vehicle: 2004 Smug 46MPG 2006 Clown Car	After my first diaper rash. All of a sudden it felt really good to scratch...

01-18-2005, 09:47 AM	#3
Asinine Sufficiently Snarky Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: I beat up big rocks Vehicle: with paddles.	PEDOPHILE!!! CANDY COME QUICK!!! Seriously... why do you want to hear about twelve year olds discovering their wee-wees and hoo-hoos?

01-18-2005, 09:49 AM	#4
UncleMeat Scooby Specialist Member#: 33256 Join Date: Feb 2003 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Milwaukee, WI Vehicle: 2010 subasuckbox vomit	I fell off the seat of my bike and some nice neighbor guy I had never seen before came to massage my boo boo. Oh wait, that was a few weeks ago. Darn.

01-18-2005, 09:53 AM	#6
Asinine Sufficiently Snarky Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: I beat up big rocks Vehicle: with paddles.	I'm sorry... were you looking for mature commentary on human sexual development in the OT? Well I would love to find free Skittles in Jennifer Garners vagina, but it ain't gonna happen there, bud.

01-18-2005, 09:54 AM	#7
Grap Scooby Specialist Member#: 6590 Join Date: May 2001	Somewhere between 6 and 8.....my Dad used to leave his playboys on the bookshelf in the hallway. I guess he figured that my Brother and I wouldn't be interested in them.

01-18-2005, 10:34 AM	#9
alacrity024 Review Crew Member#: 49476 Join Date: Nov 2003 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Out of the car, long-hair!!	alright even thought this is OT and pretty much anything goes, i refuse to participate in this thread because i have the distinct impression that HoOn over there is jerking off behind his computer thinking of all the little boys in OT discovering their twig and berries... ..sick....... just sick........

01-18-2005, 10:39 AM	#10
El Camino Scooby Newbie Member#: 78760 Join Date: Jan 2005 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Open the door get on Vehicle: the floor everybody walk the dinosaur	michael jackson/10

01-18-2005, 12:56 PM	#12
LotusDriftx Scooby Guru Member#: 48528 Join Date: Nov 2003 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: That guy w/the hot LARP costum	Poor hoon, well it was a good run while it lasted.