Note to the men of OT

Unabomber · 01-29-2005, 11:53 PM

I was in Starbucks yesterday with about 10 other Subaru owners after our "Maragrita Meet" at the Mexican place by my house. Sitting there was the A-Typical emo dude. You know the crack ho skinny white kid with Flock of Seagulls black dyed hair, lots of sterling silver and/or hemp jewelry, black sweater with 4-5 shirts of various styles underneath.....you know what I'm talking about. The killer thing was....he was wearing low rise jeans.

Note to the men of OT: low rise jeans are NOT suitable for men. emo or not.

That is all.

On a good note, I got to help install a Vortech supercharger on a 350Z today.

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Hazdaz · 01-29-2005, 11:55 PM

sooo, basically you posted this to tell us you were checking out dudes at Starbucks?

Fach · 01-29-2005, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazdaz

sooo, basically you posted this to tell us you were checking out dudes at Starbucks?

Busted!

eurojax · 01-29-2005, 11:58 PM

I check out dudes at Starbucks all the time. It's the new cool thing to do.

SQUAD_907 · 01-30-2005, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eurojax

I check out dudes at Starbucks all the time. It's the new cool thing to do.

this explains why u pee sitting down!

Brad Pittiful · 01-30-2005, 12:02 AM

that kids reason for wearing low rise jeans

waa im so poor i have to wear my sisters hand me downs...waaa

BlackAndBlue · 01-30-2005, 12:18 AM

"you masturbate more than anyone else on the planet"
"so, everyone knows that"
"when ya do it ya think of guys"

quentinberg007 · 01-30-2005, 12:21 AM

I have a pair of the Levi's low rise. I got them for free and they hang exactly where my jeans normally do thanks to my white-boy-lack-of-butt. The crotch is just closer to where it should be. There is also a difference between low rise jeans that are so tight you have to have someone else help you out of them and low rise jeans that fit.

~~Quentin

bruticus · 01-30-2005, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackAndBlue

"You masturbate more than anyone on the planet."
"Aw ****, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows."
"When you do it, you're thinking about guys."

FIFY

DjB

semabe · 01-30-2005, 01:08 AM

You guys get coffee at Starbucks? As if!

Skell · 01-30-2005, 01:14 AM

coffee makes your teeths brown.

stay away.

Handsdown · 01-30-2005, 01:17 AM

yeah that ****'s stupid. if you're emo, you're emo... if you're showing it you're just trendy.

chri3 · 01-30-2005, 02:20 AM

A chick friend of mine bought me jeans for my b-day and they're low-rise.....does that make me ghey? I pee standing up...

TurismoLou · 01-30-2005, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri3

A chick friend of mine bought me jeans for my b-day and they're low-rise.....does that make me ghey? I pee standing up...

As long as you keep getting hot chicks you're alright.

WRX_02_227 · 01-30-2005, 03:46 AM

Um... you guys did catch the "supercharger on the 350z" part?

I have a pair of low rise Levi jeans. I don't tuck my shirts is so no one can really tell they are lowrise so I don't look teh ghey.

This is the biggest reason for purchase as quentinberg007 said "they hang exactly where my jeans normally do thanks to my white-boy-lack-of-butt. The crotch is just closer to where it should be."

With the lowrise jeans they don't hang down all Eminem like and aren't all Hammertime baggy.

imhavinahotflash · 01-30-2005, 03:57 AM

ughghgghggh... my non-chri3 brother likes to wear low rise pants sans chonies... nasty nasty nasty. omnipresent plumber's butt

Thunder Lungs · 01-30-2005, 04:04 AM

The guy from A Flock of Seagulls had bleach blonde hair with dark brown roots.

<Places .357 Mag. into into oral cavity, aims at pre-frontal cortex, pulls trigger.>

incorporeal · 01-30-2005, 04:06 AM

I have on low rise jeans right now, they suck

FTW

chri3 · 01-30-2005, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incorporeal

I have on low rise jeans right now, they suck

FTW

They're fine for walking around in, but if you sit down your wang is squished and your ball sack is divided by the crotchal seam.

incorporeal · 01-30-2005, 04:09 AM

yea, thats why they are always hanging half way off my ass, I was at wal mart tonight buying ammunition and they damn near fell off

FTW

Hazdaz · 01-30-2005, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri3

They're fine for walking around in, but if you sit down your wang is squished and your ball sack is divided by the crotchal seam.

...Thus the reason that females wear them, and not guys.

quest · 01-30-2005, 08:52 AM

i used to wear xxx large army pants...they were so big, my gf at the time could fit in them with me and screw.

looking back on it, i prolly looked a little retarded in them.

BOFslime · 01-30-2005, 09:25 AM

i have a pair of 'low rise' lucky jeans... Guy's 'low rise' is a lot different that girl's 'low rise'. Think of them more as 'anti-grandpa' looking pants...

01-29-2005, 11:53 PM	#1
Unabomber Big Ron Moderator Member#: 18062 Join Date: Apr 2002 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: I can save you a ton of cash Vehicle: on car parts so PM me b4 j00 buy	Note to the men of OT I was in Starbucks yesterday with about 10 other Subaru owners after our "Maragrita Meet" at the Mexican place by my house. Sitting there was the A-Typical emo dude. You know the crack ho skinny white kid with Flock of Seagulls black dyed hair, lots of sterling silver and/or hemp jewelry, black sweater with 4-5 shirts of various styles underneath.....you know what I'm talking about. The killer thing was....he was wearing low rise jeans. Note to the men of OT: low rise jeans are NOT suitable for men. emo or not. That is all. On a good note, I got to help install a Vortech supercharger on a 350Z today. * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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Hazdaz Scooby Guru Member#: 14611 Join Date: Jan 2002	sooo, basically you posted this to tell us you were checking out dudes at Starbucks?

01-29-2005, 11:58 PM	#4
eurojax Review Crew Member#: 34269 Join Date: Mar 2003 Chapter/Region: AKIC Location: Broomfield, CO Vehicle: Only marginally funny.	I check out dudes at Starbucks all the time. It's the new cool thing to do.

01-30-2005, 12:02 AM	#6
Brad Pittiful Scooby Specialist Member#: 34931 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: A Town Called Malice Vehicle: . is his name ∂³∑x²	that kids reason for wearing low rise jeans waa im so poor i have to wear my sisters hand me downs...waaa

01-30-2005, 12:18 AM	#7
BlackAndBlue Scooby Specialist Member#: 40617 Join Date: Jul 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Greater NYC	"you masturbate more than anyone else on the planet" "so, everyone knows that" "when ya do it ya think of guys"

01-30-2005, 12:21 AM	#8
quentinberg007 Scooby Guru Member#: 7887 Join Date: Jun 2001	I have a pair of the Levi's low rise. I got them for free and they hang exactly where my jeans normally do thanks to my white-boy-lack-of-butt. The crotch is just closer to where it should be. There is also a difference between low rise jeans that are so tight you have to have someone else help you out of them and low rise jeans that fit. ~~Quentin

01-30-2005, 01:08 AM	#10
semabe Scooby Specialist Member#: 46282 Join Date: Oct 2003 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: NESIC Refugee Vehicle: 2011 STI Limited Pearlescent Eggplant	You guys get coffee at Starbucks? As if!

01-30-2005, 01:14 AM	#11
Skell Scooby Specialist Member#: 75638 Join Date: Nov 2004 Chapter/Region: NWIC Vehicle: new metalocalypse is effin funneh	coffee makes your teeths brown. stay away.

01-30-2005, 01:17 AM	#12
Handsdown Scooby Guru Member#: 29355 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: seattle Vehicle: 2003 GD6 Hate chall but i'mma maintain	yeah that ****'s stupid. if you're emo, you're emo... if you're showing it you're just trendy.

01-30-2005, 02:20 AM	#13
chri3 * Banned * Member#: 16245 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The land of opportunity	A chick friend of mine bought me jeans for my b-day and they're low-rise.....does that make me ghey? I pee standing up...

01-30-2005, 03:46 AM	#15
WRX_02_227 Scooby Specialist Member#: 12434 Join Date: Nov 2001 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: PA Vehicle: 2002 Impreza WRX Aspen White	Um... you guys did catch the "supercharger on the 350z" part? I have a pair of low rise Levi jeans. I don't tuck my shirts is so no one can really tell they are lowrise so I don't look teh ghey. This is the biggest reason for purchase as quentinberg007 said "they hang exactly where my jeans normally do thanks to my white-boy-lack-of-butt. The crotch is just closer to where it should be." With the lowrise jeans they don't hang down all Eminem like and aren't all Hammertime baggy.

01-30-2005, 03:57 AM	#16
imhavinahotflash Scooby Newbie Member#: 41873 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: santa barbara, ca Vehicle: 2001 outback green	ughghgghggh... my non-chri3 brother likes to wear low rise pants sans chonies... nasty nasty nasty. omnipresent plumber's butt

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Thunder Lungs Scooby Newbie Member#: 33677 Join Date: Mar 2003 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Oak Hill, WV Vehicle: 2003 WRX Sedan Sonic Yellow COBB Stage 2	The guy from A Flock of Seagulls had bleach blonde hair with dark brown roots. <Places .357 Mag. into into oral cavity, aims at pre-frontal cortex, pulls trigger.>

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incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	I have on low rise jeans right now, they suck FTW

01-30-2005, 04:09 AM	#20
incorporeal Scooby Newbie Member#: 1820 Join Date: Jul 2000	yea, thats why they are always hanging half way off my ass, I was at wal mart tonight buying ammunition and they damn near fell off FTW

01-30-2005, 08:52 AM	#22
quest * Banned * Member#: 42402 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 4 inches south of :coffeemug: Vehicle: - Finder of Porn -Bringer of tears...	i used to wear xxx large army pants...they were so big, my gf at the time could fit in them with me and screw. looking back on it, i prolly looked a little retarded in them.

01-30-2005, 09:25 AM	#23
BOFslime Scooby Specialist Member#: 23845 Join Date: Sep 2002 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Orlando, FL	i have a pair of 'low rise' lucky jeans... Guy's 'low rise' is a lot different that girl's 'low rise'. Think of them more as 'anti-grandpa' looking pants...