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Old 01-31-2005, 09:31 AM   #1
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Default I love making fun of the blacks....

...or so this guy in my office thought.

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I was fixing the faucet in our break room this morning and there were a few co-workers in there too. As I figured out what the problem was I said to myself outloud "Well looky 'dare!" and when I finished fixing the faucet and tried it out and found that it was working I proclaimed "Dat's it right there." as I showed the people in the room that it was indeed working...much to their joy.

A few moments later a black fellow I work with asked me why I felt the need to mock black people (this was in front of two other workers in the room)



"What are you talking about?" I asked him.

"Well just the way you were talking while you were working on that faucet...seem a little like you were mocking the way black people talk."

"Mocking the way 'black people talk'?" "No. I was not mocking anyone...what do you mean, like Amos and Andy style??"

"Yeah!"

"Well first off, you said I was mocking the way black people talk...Let me ask you. Do you talk like that?"

"No"

"You will admit to the fact that you are black, right?"

"Well...yeah...but that's not th..."

"Listen, I've got nothing against anyone else, whether they be black, white, Asian, whatever. Was I mocking the way SOME black people talk? Yeah probably...but I would say it's more of the way an 'un-educated' person might speak more so than the way a 'black person' would. The same could be said for many whites too. Ever watch a movie based in the south or the rural mountains? Same thing. I grew up in Western NY in a very small town and used to say **** like 'Pop', 'crick', and 'awt damn!' with a very strong southern type drawl."

"Umm.."

"Now, if I was doing the whole 'Oh lookie here now Hambone, what'cho a doin' dar?' thing like in Blazing Saddles, I'd see your point, but I think you're trying to make a point out of nothing."

"Yeah, I guess I can see that, but I..."

"Listen, If you still have a problem with some things I might say around you, and before you try and label me as the 'Office Racist' in front of others, I suggest you either talk to me in private, or write it up and give it to HR."

*leave room*



I guess I'll wait and see what shows up in my e-mail from HR today.....

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Old 01-31-2005, 09:33 AM   #2
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"Hey! Where are all da white women at?"
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:49 AM   #3
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You're white. You should know by now that this makes you an instant racist and nothing you say or do can change that. Get used to it..........you damn white supremacist.
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:57 AM   #4
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:00 AM   #5
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That also could be mistaken for Yooper (U.P. of MI) or Minesotan dialect(sp).

That dude should take an anti insecurity pill.
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:00 AM   #6
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Where you eating a bucket of fried chicken while doing this?
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:01 AM   #7
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Welcome to my world. I'm a racist by birth. Seriously, I've had more than one person find out where I'm from and say with a straight-face, "Oh, so you hate all black people huh?"

When I was waiting tables in metro-Detroit, I had a black couple ask where I was from, and when I told them, they asked for another server. Fine, let someone else bring you your fried sail-man.
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:01 AM   #8
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"I say booooys ... look at what I got here"
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:02 AM   #9
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Welcome to my world. I'm a racist by birth. Seriously, I've had more than one person find out where I'm from and say with a straight-face, "Oh, so you hate all black people huh?"

When I was waiting tables in metro-Detroit, I had a black couple ask where I was from, and when I told them, they asked for another server. Fine, let someone else bring you your fried sail-man.
"Hate them? Oh no, I owned 6 of them for a couple of years."
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:03 AM   #10
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excellent work SureGrip. you managed to pull off what anyone else in your situation would've thought of 45 minutes AFTER being accused of racism. way to be quick on your feet. if HR comes hunting after you just tell them what you told your co-worker..
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:03 AM   #11
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[Chris Rock] Oh no!!!! What is I goin' do??? [/Chris Rock]
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:04 AM   #12
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Shark where you from and how does that make you racist?
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:04 AM   #13
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Good thing Janq quit.... he would write a few page replies in this thread...
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:05 AM   #14
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Shark where you from and how does that make you racist?
One word...


apartheid
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:05 AM   #15
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Welcome to my world. I'm a racist by birth. Seriously, I've had more than one person find out where I'm from and say with a straight-face, "Oh, so you hate all black people huh?"

When I was waiting tables in metro-Detroit, I had a black couple ask where I was from, and when I told them, they asked for another server. Fine, let someone else bring you your fried sail-man.
Everyone knows white people aren't allowed in Africa.
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:06 AM   #16
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Shark where you from and how does that make you racist?
apartheid (pärt´hīt) [Afrik.,=apartness], system of racial segregation peculiar to the Republic of South Africa, the legal basis of which was largely repealed in 1991—92.
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:06 AM   #17
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i got accused of harassment at a job once....the bosses put me with a new guy and told us to clean out this machine. For safety, one guy climbs in and the other stays on the outside and scoops the crap out of the machine (glue n resin n stuff). The low man on the totem pole always goes in, cause it seriously sucks in there...very hot, very slimy.

So this little asian kid climbs in the machine and starts working...he keeps asking me questions, but talks so quiet that i cant hear him.

Never thought anything of it, as i had gone in the machine before when i first started working there...a week later me and another guy got called in on our day off and accused of harassment and racism

this is a place where ive had a boss tell me "I hope you get smashed in the face so i can pull that lip ring out with a pair of pliers" (and he wasnt joking)
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:06 AM   #18
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Put your guns away or the ***** gets it.

Oh lordy lordy no.
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:07 AM   #19
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So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder....

*stops while he's ahead*
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:07 AM   #20
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excellent work SureGrip. you managed to pull off what anyone else in your situation would've thought of 45 minutes AFTER being accused of racism. way to be quick on your feet. if HR comes hunting after you just tell them what you told your co-worker..


Thanks...my brain doesn't usually work that quickly...maybe the lack of alcohol in my brain lately is starting to have a positive effect.
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:08 AM   #21
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Welcome to my world. I'm a racist by birth. Seriously, I've had more than one person find out where I'm from and say with a straight-face, "Oh, so you hate all black people huh?"
C'mon on now. We all know that it's not so much that you hate black people - you just want them all dead

I've met several people from S. Africa (all white). With one exception they were some of the nicest people I have ever met
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:10 AM   #22
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That's funny that he is pretty much admitting that he believes his culture revolves around being unedumicated.
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:11 AM   #23
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I've met several people from S. Africa (all white). With one exception they were some of the nicest people I have ever met


http://www.vinylsingles.co.uk/southafrican.txt

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Old 01-31-2005, 10:14 AM   #24
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:26 AM   #25
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You actually know what I'd do? I'd complain to HR that this guy was trying to peg you as racist in front of co-workers. Discrimination works both ways.
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