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Old 02-02-2005, 12:27 PM   #1
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So right now i have more bitches than i can deal with.


Last night Some chick came up to me at the bar and kiissed me....i bought her a kamakaze, she bought me a drink, and then we went downstairs and i told her to kiss my bro.....he just got home. She was really cocky and i lost interest.

So for the last 3 weeks or so i've been getting chicks without effort. I don't know what it is but they're coming to me mostly and it's kinda cool. It usta be nothing after nothing, but now everytime i go out chicks are on me.


So why the hell does this happen??
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:28 PM   #2
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So right now i have more bitches than i can deal with.


Last night Some chick came up to me at the bar and kiissed me....i bought her a kamakaze, she bought me a drink, and then we went downstairs and i told her to kiss my bro.....he just got home. She was really cocky and i lost interest.

So for the last 3 weeks or so i've been getting chicks without effort. I don't know what it is but they're coming to me mostly and it's kinda cool. It usta be nothing after nothing, but now everytime i go out chicks are on me.


So why the hell does this happen??
Because you don't care and women can sense that and are drawn to it.

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Old 02-02-2005, 12:29 PM   #3
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Zip up your fly. They think the size is cute.
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:29 PM   #4
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Because you have confidence and you're in the 'i dont give a ****' stage.

Girls love challenges and ********. You are doing the right thing.
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:29 PM   #5
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beware, if you aren't looking for a commited relationship, its coming soon!

the exact same thing happened to me and then all of a sudden I met my g/f and 2 years later, we're living together in a brand new condo talking about when were going to get married and start a family.
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:30 PM   #6
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or it might be your whole starting sentence when you first talk to them....'hi, i'm chris619' :P
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:30 PM   #7
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Same thing often happens after a dude gets married. Not sure why.
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:30 PM   #8
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You told her to kiss your brother?
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:32 PM   #9
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You told her to kiss your brother?
Yes...she was bugging me. I sucessfully pawned her off and all parties envolved were happy. I didn't want to do her but he did.
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:32 PM   #10
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You told her to kiss your brother?
yeah, never heard it called that before...
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:34 PM   #11
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yup...the less you care, the more they like it. ive got more numbers in the last year then i did in the previous 10
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:34 PM   #12
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Same thing often happens after a dude gets married. Not sure why.
word. i have gotten some flirts at the office and at the store/bank. but i don't respond at all.
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:36 PM   #13
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word. i have gotten some flirts at the office and at the store/bank. but i don't respond at all.
agreed. it's not worth losing 1/2. :-)
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:36 PM   #14
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agreed. it's not worth losing 1/2. :-)
Pre-nupt!
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:39 PM   #15
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agreed. it's not worth losing 1/2. :-)
Damn right. Plus I have a gem in my hands. I'm sure i'm never ever gonna find a better female than my wife. All the white girls around here lie/cheat and are WHORES! (nothing wrong with whores, hell i've gotten lots of fun with them, but none I can use for wife material)
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:39 PM   #16
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I just found some panties on the floor. My bro came here to tax the bitch before he went to her place and i guess she forgot her panties. I pinned them up on my wall.
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:42 PM   #17
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I just found some panties on the floor. My bro came here to tax the bitch before he went to her place and i guess she forgot her panties. I pinned them up on my wall.
it's better when they 'stick' to the wall themselves (like that stuff on the back of post-it notes).
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:42 PM   #18
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So right now i have more bitches than i can deal with.


Last night Some chick came up to me at the bar and kiissed me....i bought her a kamakaze, she bought me a drink, and then we went downstairs and i told her to kiss my bro.....he just got home. She was really cocky and i lost interest.

So for the last 3 weeks or so i've been getting chicks without effort. I don't know what it is but they're coming to me mostly and it's kinda cool. It usta be nothing after nothing, but now everytime i go out chicks are on me.


So why the hell does this happen??
Winter time chicks get depressed and desperate
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:42 PM   #19
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Damn right. Plus I have a gem in my hands. I'm sure i'm never ever gonna find a better female than my wife. All the white girls around here lie/cheat and are WHORES! (nothing wrong with whores, hell i've gotten lots of fun with them, but none I can use for wife material)
I am making sure I save this post in a very, very safe place for future reference.
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:58 PM   #20
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Damn right. Plus I have a gem in my hands. I'm sure i'm never ever gonna find a better female than my wife.
are you trying to convince us or yourself?
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:34 PM   #21
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Winter time chicks get depressed and desperate
We don't have winter here...it's 75* and sunny today.
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:47 PM   #22
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are you trying to convince us or yourself?
lol blow me :P
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Old 02-24-2005, 11:58 AM   #23
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just to show that knoxville aint the only one.
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i swear i didnt see this thread...
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Old 02-24-2005, 12:01 PM   #25
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i swear i didnt see this thread...
WTLW N00B!!1
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