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View Poll Results: Would you want your penis doc to be
Male only 14 20.29%
Female only 6 8.70%
I don't care 38 55.07%
I get a chubby no matter who examines me 6 8.70%
I wish brucelee was my penis doc 5 7.25%
Voters: 69. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 02-16-2005, 10:29 AM   #1
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Default To the men of OT: if you had to go see a penis doctor, would you..

Care if the physician was male or female and if so, explain why.

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Old 02-16-2005, 10:30 AM   #2
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If it is a problem with the penis, who cares who is looking at it, get that **** checked out before it falls off...
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:30 AM   #3
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I wouldn't care if they were reputable.
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:32 AM   #4
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my dads my penis doctor!
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:32 AM   #5
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Female... and when she walked into the exam room I'd raise my eyebrows and say

"YHALOTHAR!!!"
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:32 AM   #6
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Since the odds of getting a top-of-her-class doctor from John Hoppkins who happens to be a gorgeous 26 year old woman with really soft hands are extremely low... I'll vote "don't care."

Edit: I've had (to my recollection) two female and two make doctors/nurse practicianers examine the nuzzack/penis. I'm 0 for 4 getting aroused.
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:33 AM   #7
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if female she better be attractive and willing to finish the job.

I've only had male docs touch my wiener.

A tough call.
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:36 AM   #8
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I beg to differ: according to the movies, all physicians, biologists, physicists and chemists are long-legged hot blonde women........DUH!
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:38 AM   #9
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Don't all ophthalmologists do regular prostate exams?
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:38 AM   #10
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Don't care as long as whatever the problem is gets solved!
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:40 AM   #11
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if i'm at the point where i NEED to go to a unit pro, i'm gonna be too worried to sport lumber anyway. a rose mcgowan lookalike (pre-Charmed) could walk in and examine me and it wouldn't matter.
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Old 02-17-2005, 01:41 AM   #12
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Since the odds of getting a top-of-her-class doctor from John Hoppkins who happens to be a gorgeous 26 year old woman with really soft hands are extremely low... I'll vote "don't care."

Edit: I've had (to my recollection) two female and two make doctors/nurse practicianers examine the nuzzack/penis. I'm 0 for 4 getting aroused.
taht would be funny to pop a chubby

yeah i get uncomfortable when they do the cough test
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Old 02-17-2005, 01:42 AM   #13
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Quote:
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Don't all ophthalmologists do regular prostate exams?
You tell us, you went to medical school.
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Old 02-17-2005, 01:47 AM   #14
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I went for my physical and the DR was a hot 28 year old woman. I almost popped wood.......my blood pressure was through the roof even though I ran 10 miles 3 times a week and worked out everyday...it was kindof funny. She was all surprised, and made me come back to get it checked again....this time the nurse was ubber ugly...no probs.

Oh and she was surprised at the size of my HUGE WANG.

Joe
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Old 02-17-2005, 01:51 AM   #15
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Penis doctors check your prostrate. I always pick a female doctor out of the HMO registry, assuming they'll have skinnier fingers. True story.
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Old 02-17-2005, 01:53 AM   #16
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Quote:
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Penis doctors check your prostrate. I always pick a female doctor out of the HMO registry, assuming they'll have skinnier fingers. True story.
Buahahahahahaha.......thats classic! Good thinking......
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Old 02-17-2005, 02:00 AM   #17
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there is a **** doc here in austin whos name is Richard Chop....dont belive me? google it, one of our members from TXIC has even had the luxury of having him clip himi
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Old 02-17-2005, 03:00 AM   #18
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Don't all ophthalmologists do regular prostate exams?

No No No, You're thinking of Dentists!

By the way. voted don't care....
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Old 02-17-2005, 03:59 AM   #19
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LOL!!!

When I had my "Snipping" done the doc was a guy.
















Too bad the nurse was a 22 year old blond haired green eyed goddess.

Trust me....if you having "work" done there and you wanna kill a kitten...you got other issues.
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Old 02-17-2005, 06:56 AM   #20
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My brother just yesterday had eye surgery in NY. He called me up yesterday and asked if it's normal that he had rectal bleeding now...

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Old 02-17-2005, 07:51 AM   #21
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My brother just yesterday had eye surgery in NY. He called me up yesterday and asked if it's normal that he had rectal bleeding now...

HAHAHAHHAHA

How come you didn't do the surgery?
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Old 02-17-2005, 08:02 AM   #22
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I put "don't care". I feel that I am secure enough in my manhood that I won't question my sexuality after a visit to the doc.

I have been examined by a female doc before for a physical and she was "not playing fair" there was more penile contact then I know was absolutely necessary. That's why I didn't feel bad when I was just about to put her eye out.
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Old 02-17-2005, 08:13 AM   #23
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If I go and its a hot chick and she starts jamming stuff in my pee hole, I think I might develop an aversion to hot chicks. On top of that, I would feel pretty bad if I were to blast her in the face while she were doing her inspection.....oh wait, no i wouldnt.
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Old 02-17-2005, 08:54 AM   #24
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HAHAHAHHAHA

How come you didn't do the surgery?
Me no operate on family.
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Old 02-17-2005, 09:08 AM   #25
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makes no difference, I've been to see both.
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