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Old 02-25-2005, 07:51 PM   #1
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Unhappy my roommates are being mean to me again...

So I just got out of the shower and come into my room to get dressed when one of my roommates knocks on my door. He asks me if I really use "that sponge-thing" in the shower. I say yes, its a natural sponge, that's what its for. He proceeds to ask me if I know that the sponge is still alive - that they are living creatures. I'm like Are you kidding me?!?! He says no, but he's kind of in a hurry and he'll see me later tonight.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?! Those things are ALIVE!?!??!
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:52 PM   #2
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He just wants to see you naked.
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:53 PM   #3
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yeah that is why they work so good, the produce natural enzymes that help emulsify body oils.
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:53 PM   #4
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For God's sake. Tell me you aren't this stupid. They WERE alive. They are now dead. Long before they shipped them to you, they were dead. If you keep falling for dumb crap like this, your roommates are going to keep being ******** to you.
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:53 PM   #5
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He just wants to see you naked.
And other stuff.
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:55 PM   #6
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tittywops (unless youre ugly)
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:55 PM   #7
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For God's sake. Tell me you aren't this stupid. They WERE alive. They are now dead. Long before they shipped them to you, they were dead. If you keep falling for dumb crap like this, your roommates are going to keep being ******** to you.
I knew they WERE alive at some point - I just wanted to make sure they weren't STILL alive... the thought of rubbing some living sea creature all over my naked body grosses me out
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:56 PM   #8
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I know like 3 girls that have found worms and **** in their sponges, thats why I use one of those mesh poofy things. Its even purple, laugh it up chuckos

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Old 02-25-2005, 07:56 PM   #9
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:56 PM   #10
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:00 PM   #11
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PM for naked
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:01 PM   #12
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If priti is your name, you have a 90% chance of being hot by virtue of being a South Asian female.
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:04 PM   #13
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I knew they WERE alive at some point - I just wanted to make sure they weren't STILL alive... the thought of rubbing some living sea creature all over my naked body grosses me out
Damn, that sounds kinky. And Hot!
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:05 PM   #14
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If priti is your name, you have a 90% chance of being hot by virtue of being a South Asian female.
You're picking a terrible leg to hump thar, Sparky!
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:05 PM   #15
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Ruh roh. And why is that?
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:06 PM   #16
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You're picking a terrible leg to hump thar, Sparky!
Yeah that's my job.

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Old 02-25-2005, 08:06 PM   #17
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Ruh roh. And why is that?
There's some history here, Sancho
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:06 PM   #18
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:x

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Old 02-25-2005, 08:16 PM   #19
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*tsk tsk* poor naive Priti.



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Old 02-25-2005, 08:19 PM   #20
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the thought of rubbing some living sea creature all over my naked body grosses me out
IB thisgetsrequotedtosomethingalotmore erotic.

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Old 02-25-2005, 08:20 PM   #21
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20 posts and not a single ninja edit???? Is OT falling off?
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:24 PM   #22
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have drunken sex with them in an alley.

they'll probably still be mean to you, but at least then you'll known why - beacuse you're a slut.
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:25 PM   #23
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20 posts and not a single ninja edit???? Is OT falling off?
You mean a quote edit, n00b?

A ninja edit is where you manage to get your mistake or stupid post corrected before it can be quoted, and without the "last edited" tag.
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:27 PM   #24
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For the tittywoppers visit t3h b4rn
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:28 PM   #25
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20 posts and not a single ninja edit???? Is OT falling off?
nope, we're all too busy masturbating to the thought of priti rubbing a tuna all over her naked bod

oh yea:



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