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Old 03-11-2005, 07:52 PM   #1
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Default What would happen if you ate a spoonful of yeast?

Would you get horribly horrendous rectum-ripping farts and want to kill yourself because it's so painful or would it just taste bad?
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Old 03-11-2005, 07:52 PM   #2
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Old 03-11-2005, 07:52 PM   #3
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Old 03-11-2005, 07:53 PM   #4
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Old 03-11-2005, 07:53 PM   #5
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Old 03-11-2005, 07:53 PM   #6
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Would you get horribly horrendous rectum-ripping farts and want to kill yourself because it's so painful or would it just taste bad?
probably not. the HCl in your stomach would kill it immediately. your stomach juice is very acidic. probably more acidic than a lot of the cleaning stuff you can find at home depot.
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Old 03-11-2005, 07:59 PM   #7
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Forgot about that junk. Hydrochloric acid or something like that? Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine? Would they get all yeasty and bloat you like a hot air ballon?
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so if i drank a really basic solution......then it would cancel out the acid and then what would happen if i ate alot of yeast?
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:21 PM   #9
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Forgot about that junk. Hydrochloric acid or something like that? Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine? Would they get all yeasty and bloat you like a hot air ballon?
how would it get from your rectum to your small intestine? You gonna push it all the way around the large intestine?

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Old 03-11-2005, 08:23 PM   #10
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how would it get from your rectum to your small intestine? You gonna push it all the way around the large intestine?

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Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine?
Get it surgically implanted if you want. It's irrelevant.
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:26 PM   #11
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Forgot about that junk. Hydrochloric acid or something like that? Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine? Would they get all yeasty and bloat you like a hot air ballon?
yeah, hydrochloric acid. if you got a suppository of yeast you would probably get a yeast infection around your anus and in your rectum. although i'm not sure because there are different species of yeast. baking yeast might not be the yeast that causes yeast infections.

your digestive tract is separated by valves. when you vomit the cardiac sphincter opens up and the stuff comes up your esophagus. but once the food is past your stomach it doesn't come back up, it has to go down.
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Are you considering getting a yeast suppository surgically implanted in your small intestine? You might want to consider something more fun like pop rocks or alka seltzer.
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:28 PM   #13
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Are you considering getting a yeast suppository surgically implanted in your small intestine? You might want to consider something more fun like pop rocks or alka seltzer.
haha.. i don't know where he's going with this either. maybe i should stop giving him information ?? =)
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:29 PM   #14
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:32 PM   #15
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Are you considering getting a yeast suppository surgically implanted in your small intestine? You might want to consider something more fun like pop rocks or alka seltzer.
Yes, I was hoping Neek would do it for me. Then I was going to have him cut off my **** and waive it around like it's a cheap sock puppet.

skrib09, I don't think baking yeast causes yeast infections. Who the **** sticks baking yeast on their cooters?
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Who the **** sticks baking yeast on their cooters?
Same kind of people who would ask about the possible health effects of yeast suppositories
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:37 PM   #17
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skrib09, I don't think baking yeast causes yeast infections. Who the **** sticks baking yeast on their cooters?
yeast infections are indeed caused by yeast but there are different species of yeast.

dude i work in a hospital lab and you would not believe 90% of the stuff that i see. a lot of uh, homosexual men, come in with urinary tract infections. they have unprotected sex with a man and the bacteria in the man's intestines seep into the area near the anus. you can guess what happens next.
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:41 PM   #18
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Same kind of people who would ask about the possible health effects of yeast suppositories
Zing! I got nothing.

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yeast infections are indeed caused by yeast but there are different species of yeast.

dude i work in a hospital lab and you would not believe 90% of the stuff that i see. a lot of uh, homosexual men, come in with urinary tract infections. they have unprotected sex with a man and the bacteria in the man's intestines seep into the area near the anus. you can guess what happens next.
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Sounds nasty like puking up a fetus!

OMG!!!1 http://health.yahoo.com/centers/sexu...lth/20045.html If you're ever baking smegma brownies and the oven is getting too hot you've got a yeast infection!
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Just eat some baking soda, like a full box worth, then guzzle some vinegar.
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This thread gets my vote for dumbest of the night.
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Old 03-11-2005, 09:43 PM   #21
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Full_Clip would eat it even if she was baking bread and it was sour dough.
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Old 03-11-2005, 09:48 PM   #23
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Old 03-11-2005, 09:52 PM   #24
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Guru,

You would **** a loaf of bread of course. Where do you think they came up with the term "pinch a loaf"??

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I think I lost brain cells reading this thread.

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