What would happen if you ate a spoonful of yeast?

Guru Imakuni · 03-11-2005, 07:52 PM

Would you get horribly horrendous rectum-ripping farts and want to kill yourself because it's so painful or would it just taste bad?

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TurismoLou · 03-11-2005, 07:52 PM

IByeastinfection

Alpha_32 · 03-11-2005, 07:52 PM

IByeastinfection

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Guru Imakuni · 03-11-2005, 07:53 PM

IBnoteatingsmegmayoutards!

TurismoLou · 03-11-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha_32

IByeastinfection

edit: ****

skrib09 · 03-11-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru Imakuni

Would you get horribly horrendous rectum-ripping farts and want to kill yourself because it's so painful or would it just taste bad?

probably not. the HCl in your stomach would kill it immediately. your stomach juice is very acidic. probably more acidic than a lot of the cleaning stuff you can find at home depot.

Guru Imakuni · 03-11-2005, 07:59 PM

Forgot about that junk. Hydrochloric acid or something like that?

Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine? Would they get all yeasty and bloat you like a hot air ballon?

Alpha_32 · 03-11-2005, 08:00 PM

so if i drank a really basic solution......then it would cancel out the acid and then what would happen if i ate alot of yeast?

nhluhr · 03-11-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru Imakuni

Forgot about that junk. Hydrochloric acid or something like that?

Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine? Would they get all yeasty and bloat you like a hot air ballon?

how would it get from your rectum to your small intestine? You gonna push it all the way around the large intestine?

(the leg bone is connected to the . . .)

Guru Imakuni · 03-11-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by nhluhr

how would it get from your rectum to your small intestine? You gonna push it all the way around the large intestine?

(the leg bone is connected to the . . .)

Quote:

Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine?

Get it surgically implanted if you want. It's irrelevant.

skrib09 · 03-11-2005, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru Imakuni

Forgot about that junk. Hydrochloric acid or something like that?

Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine? Would they get all yeasty and bloat you like a hot air ballon?

yeah, hydrochloric acid. if you got a suppository of yeast you would probably get a yeast infection around your anus and in your rectum. although i'm not sure because there are different species of yeast. baking yeast might not be the yeast that causes yeast infections.

your digestive tract is separated by valves. when you vomit the cardiac sphincter opens up and the stuff comes up your esophagus. but once the food is past your stomach it doesn't come back up, it has to go down.

nhluhr · 03-11-2005, 08:26 PM

Are you considering getting a yeast suppository surgically implanted in your small intestine? You might want to consider something more fun like pop rocks or alka seltzer.

skrib09 · 03-11-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nhluhr

Are you considering getting a yeast suppository surgically implanted in your small intestine? You might want to consider something more fun like pop rocks or alka seltzer.

haha.. i don't know where he's going with this either. maybe i should stop giving him information ?? =)

whoosh · 03-11-2005, 08:29 PM

your wee wee will explode.

Guru Imakuni · 03-11-2005, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nhluhr

Are you considering getting a yeast suppository surgically implanted in your small intestine? You might want to consider something more fun like pop rocks or alka seltzer.

Yes, I was hoping Neek would do it for me. Then I was going to have him cut off my **** and waive it around like it's a cheap sock puppet.

skrib09, I don't think baking yeast causes yeast infections. Who the **** sticks baking yeast on their cooters?

nhluhr · 03-11-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru Imakuni

Who the **** sticks baking yeast on their cooters?

Same kind of people who would ask about the possible health effects of yeast suppositories

skrib09 · 03-11-2005, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru Imakuni

skrib09, I don't think baking yeast causes yeast infections. Who the **** sticks baking yeast on their cooters?

yeast infections are indeed caused by yeast but there are different species of yeast.

dude i work in a hospital lab and you would not believe 90% of the stuff that i see. a lot of uh, homosexual men, come in with urinary tract infections. they have unprotected sex with a man and the bacteria in the man's intestines seep into the area near the anus. you can guess what happens next.

Guru Imakuni · 03-11-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nhluhr

Same kind of people who would ask about the possible health effects of yeast suppositories

Zing! I got nothing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by skrib09

yeast infections are indeed caused by yeast but there are different species of yeast.

dude i work in a hospital lab and you would not believe 90% of the stuff that i see. a lot of uh, homosexual men, come in with urinary tract infections. they have unprotected sex with a man and the bacteria in the man's intestines seep into the area near the anus. you can guess what happens next.

Guru remembers to never raw dog IDP a chick no matter how he drunk is. Guru realizes Guru gets no play. Guru resumes life as normal.

Sounds nasty like puking up a fetus!

OMG!!!1 http://health.yahoo.com/centers/sexu...lth/20045.html If you're ever baking smegma brownies and the oven is getting too hot you've got a yeast infection!

eurojax · 03-11-2005, 09:14 PM

Just eat some baking soda, like a full box worth, then guzzle some vinegar.

westphalia · 03-11-2005, 09:43 PM

This thread gets my vote for dumbest of the night.

Akirasoft · 03-11-2005, 09:43 PM

* A smell like baking bread

Awesome!!!

Full_Clip · 03-11-2005, 09:46 PM

Full_Clip would eat it even if she was baking bread and it was sour dough.

westphalia · 03-11-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Full_Clip

Full_Clip would eat it even if she was baking bread and it was sour dough.

12345

WRXedUSA · 03-11-2005, 09:52 PM

FlapFlap.

Guru,

You would **** a loaf of bread of course. Where do you think they came up with the term "pinch a loaf"??

/discussion

Vostok 7 · 03-11-2005, 10:00 PM

I think I lost brain cells reading this thread.

Mmmmm shannon elizabeth.

Vostok 7

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Guru Imakuni Scooby Specialist Member#: 58773 Join Date: Apr 2004 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Western MA	Forgot about that junk. Hydrochloric acid or something like that? Now what would happen if you got one as a suppository and stuck it right into the small intestine? Would they get all yeasty and bloat you like a hot air ballon?

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Alpha_32 Scooby Specialist Member#: 35876 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Las Vegas Vehicle: 2008 Legacy GT SpecB Grey	so if i drank a really basic solution......then it would cancel out the acid and then what would happen if i ate alot of yeast?

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nhluhr John Wayne Toilet Paper Moderator Member#: 7327 Join Date: Jun 2001 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Seattle, WA Vehicle: 2008 Mazdaspeed3 2006 Wrangler Sport	Are you considering getting a yeast suppository surgically implanted in your small intestine? You might want to consider something more fun like pop rocks or alka seltzer.

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