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Old 03-24-2005, 02:06 PM   #1
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Default Possibly one of the oddest questions I have been asked about guaging Penis size

Last night one of my friends (female) asked me a strange question that I didn't know how to answer....


Can you tell how big a man's penis is by the sound of him peeing in the toilet? She says that she has heard anything from dribbles to waterfall roars and wonders if penis size is responsible.


What does OT say?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:07 PM   #2
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Ask Hank Hill.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:07 PM   #3
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Most retarded question regarding penis size, ever!
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:07 PM   #4
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Um, no. I'm sure Janq will chime in about narrow urethras and swollen prostate glands any minute now.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:07 PM   #5
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It has to do with the size of the urethra and the constriction or free flow of urine through the prostate, not penis size.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:08 PM   #6
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Apparently my penis gets bigger when I drink lots of water?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:08 PM   #7
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nope, nothing at all. My toilet sounds varies depending on how much I have to go and how much stage fright I'm suffering from.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:09 PM   #8
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Hasn't anyone seen Deuce Bigalo?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:10 PM   #9
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you have to find the toilets sweet spot

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Old 03-24-2005, 02:10 PM   #10
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Hasn't anyone seen Deuce Bigalo?
I was just going to mention that the lady friend in question should stop watching that movie
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:10 PM   #11
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Apparently my penis gets bigger when I drink lots of water?
Yeah, BEER really makes the crank grow

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Old 03-24-2005, 02:11 PM   #12
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*quickly runs out and buys biggest Super Soaker able to be concealed in pants*

thats like estimating the diameter of a garden hose when you hear water come out of it.

any guy can control the pressure on their wang for a second or two...or three.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:12 PM   #13
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If she's in a position to hear a man pee, isn't it too late to be guessing his penis size?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:12 PM   #14
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well, if you piss at the side of the water, it's quiet....
personally, i try to avoid letting loose in the middle of the bowl anyway. if you're in the bathroom, everyone should already know why you're in there. no need to give them audible backup of the fact.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:14 PM   #15
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seriously, that sounds like a question a 6 year old would ask.

"mommy, why does daddy pee loud?"
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:15 PM   #16
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well, if you piss at the side of the water, it's quiet....
personally, i try to avoid letting loose in the middle of the bowl anyway. if you're in the bathroom, everyone should already know why you're in there. no need to give them audible backup of the fact.
same here, I try to angle the pee so it enters the bowl as stealthy as possible. Hitting the water dead center will cause all sorts of nasty splash-back.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:15 PM   #17
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No...
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:15 PM   #18
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NO golden shower jokes yet? OT is slipping.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:16 PM   #19
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I like to throw everone off by throwing in a marble every 5 or 6 seconds
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:16 PM   #20
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If she's in a position to hear a man pee, isn't it too late to be guessing his penis size?

come here honey......wanna hear me pee?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:18 PM   #21
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:20 PM   #22
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i wanna piss on you....(r.kelley)
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:24 PM   #23
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Do an experiment and find out. Next time you are in the ****ter, take a look at the guys pee-pee and find out.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:25 PM   #24
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The only true measure is the size of the guy's shoes.

If you look at a man's shoes, and one is significantly bigger than the other with a bulge in the top, you have your answer.
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:34 PM   #25
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I've heard that nose size is a good indicator.


~no way I'm gonna GIS for penis and nose
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