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Old 03-28-2005, 03:39 PM   #1
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Question What do you get when you cross the Pope and Terri Schiavo?

... you make up the punchlines... I just thought this was a good setup for some really tasteless jokes.

Go to work, OT.
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:41 PM   #2
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I can picture Asinine as Jack-Jack when he bursts into flames on the spot.


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Old 03-28-2005, 03:43 PM   #3
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Two sets of dirty diapers....
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:44 PM   #4
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:44 PM   #5
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The question should be 'who will die first?'
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:44 PM   #6
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Um...you get one hot ass looking pope?

I'm into the vegetative state kinda girls...
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:45 PM   #7
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two people who could play ping pong with their breathing tubes?

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Old 03-28-2005, 03:46 PM   #8
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"... I don't know, but it's going to live longer than anyone wants it to!"
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:47 PM   #9
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You get half a person.
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:48 PM   #10
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Quote:
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"... I don't know, but it's going to live longer than anyone wants it to!"
w1nnar!!!11!!!
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:50 PM   #11
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That's like saying "what do you get when you cross an apple with an apple..."

They're one in the same.
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:52 PM   #12
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the universe implodes, due to the improbability of having a religious icon who DOESN'T preach.


simple.
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:13 PM   #13
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I dunno...

Italian salad?
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:14 PM   #14
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I dunno...

Italian salad?
foul-smelling antipasto?
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:15 PM   #15
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"Hey, wanna switch tubes?"
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:15 PM   #16
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A lot of bedpans?
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:16 PM   #17
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An odds makers dream?
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:16 PM   #18
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foul-smelling antipasto?
I was trying to think of a distinctly Italian vegetable... like "a tomato" but I don't think it was gonna work
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:34 PM   #19
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Broccoflower
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:38 PM   #20
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Quote:
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The question should be 'who will die first?'

Do a search.

n00b.
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:39 PM   #21
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Broccoflower
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:47 PM   #22
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Do a search.

n00b.

I honestly could care less to search when replying to a thread like this. I guess I am not blessed with the ability to remember all threads posted within the last couple of months. Have a nice day.
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:48 PM   #23
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What do you get when you cross the Pope and Terri Schiavo?

Protested all over the world.

Bad pun explanation: think of cross as 'Betray" rather than cross as "mix"
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:50 PM   #24
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Pope Mobile Crash Test Dummy?
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