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Old 04-01-2005, 08:34 AM   #1
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Default 'Um... you have heard of the YETI? The abonimanimanimable snowman?

'Um... you have heard of the YETI? The abonimanimanimable snowman? That is of course not an animal or a pre-human being... that is originally one of the shaman's gods, the real name is BAN-JANKRI, that means "the shaman of the forest"... so therefore... eh... nobody will ever find the yeti in nature, because you have to go in TRANCE and then you can find the yeti easily...'

'Um... the... BAN-JANKRI, wild man ... or the wild shaman or forest shaman... he wears a skin of deep (?) of this mushroom.'

'The yeti loves to drink schnaps too, so he is like a real shaman and he... er... if you want to contact him, you have to put some alcoholic offerings in front of the forest. '

'He has one dreadlock... that's in honor of Shivah. I ask him "then why don't you have dreadlocks all over" he says "because you know i'm proof (?) that there are no meaning to have dreadlocks all over"
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:36 AM   #2
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its an awesome song from hallucinogen. total eclipse..... kind of a druggy song but meh

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Old 04-01-2005, 08:52 AM   #4
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I saw a documentary once in which someone said that to escape from a female yeti you run downhill. The females can't go downhill as fast because their breasticles make them fall forward.
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