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Old 05-03-2005, 06:00 PM   #1
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Default What would you like to see added to the Walmart services?

Walmart sells everything from drugs to guns.

Why not take it a step further and sell sex?

Walmart escort services, Walmart tittay bars, Walmart fetish shop, Walmart mail away brides, <add your own service>.....
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:02 PM   #2
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walmart sucks...walmart wont sell sex..they have a holier than thou policy...but behind closed doors they are evil...they will screw over a vendor and employees but wont sell playboy mag
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:04 PM   #3
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How much would this one cost?
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:05 PM   #4
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How much would this one cost?
it will cost you your eternal soul
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:05 PM   #5
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oh they don't sell playboy? bah.......i was hoping they'd have like $4.99 lap dance specials
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:06 PM   #6
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oh they don't sell playboy? bah.......i was hoping they'd have like $4.99 lap dance specials
walmart sucks
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:10 PM   #7
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Walmart sucks, their employees suck, and their customers (for the most part) suck.
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:11 PM   #8
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Walmart sucks, their employees suck, and their customers (for the most part) suck.

you are teh smart
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:12 PM   #9
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walmart sucks
well if they had $3.98 stripper specials, i would have to say they don't suck.
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:12 PM   #10
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I have a $15 gift certificate for not sucking at work to walmart...I haven't used it yet, that was 3 months ago.
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:18 PM   #11
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well if they had $3.98 stripper specials, i would have to say they don't suck.
dude they wont do anything sexual...get it through your skull...oh and walmart sucks
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:21 PM   #12
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oh and walmart sucks
indeed walmart does suck
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:23 PM   #13
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I would like to see more Kancho opportunities at Wal-Mart. NOW.
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:23 PM   #14
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dude they wont do anything sexual...get it through your skull...oh and walmart sucks
sure they will, you just have to think positive.
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:23 PM   #15
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What would I like to see Walmart sell?
... how about products NOT made in China?
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:24 PM   #16
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I would like to see more Kancho opportunities at Wal-Mart. NOW.
now that would be funnay, but from reading those editorials, only dudes get kancho'ed. do chick's get the same treatment?
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:24 PM   #17
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sure they will, you just have to think positive.
yeah i positively hope walmart implodes...walmart sucks
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:24 PM   #18
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What would I like to see Walmart sell?
... how about products NOT made in China?
how about products made in Iraq? would that make you happy?
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:26 PM   #19
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how about products made in Iraq? would that make you happy?
Is it that much to ask for products sold in the US to be MADE in the US?!
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:28 PM   #20
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I would like to see them sell signs about how they do not give health care, and how they schedule employees one hour shy of full time hours so they do not have to provide anything for them, or how they screw up your town.


edit: I do not mind that that sell products made in China, but when you see their ads on TV they seem to convey a message of MADE IN THE USA. I remember one where they had a mom and pop farmer saying how much walmart helps them out and how they sell their produce at Walmart, or how all their displays are in patriotic colors LOL If Walmart didn't get products from sweatshops in China they would go out of business.

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Old 05-03-2005, 06:30 PM   #21
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Is it that much to ask for products sold in the US to be MADE in the US?!
haha thats what sam walton advertised to the public where in actuallity he was buying from overseas...lying bastard

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Old 05-03-2005, 06:30 PM   #22
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Is it [i]that[/] much to ask for products sold in the US to be MADE in the US?!
yes, but i think you're right. we should stop importing coffee, cocoa beans, european chocolates, oil, any part that is manufactured outside of the united states for machinery that's used in the united states, and subaru's for starters.
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:30 PM   #23
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I would like to see them sell signs about how they do not give health care, and how they schedule employees one hour shy of full time hours so they do not have to provide anything for them, or how they screw up your town.
that would be funny
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Old 05-03-2005, 06:31 PM   #24
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yes, but i think you're right. we should stop importing coffee, cocoa beans, european chocolates, oil, any part that is manufactured outside of the united states for machinery that's used in the united states, and subaru's for starters.
yes we should stop it...but only when a company says they are not getting stuff from overseas...like the lying walmart did


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Old 05-03-2005, 06:34 PM   #25
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now that would be funnay, but from reading those editorials, only dudes get kancho'ed. do chick's get the same treatment?

Good question. The Kancho pr0n (in that thread) has a chick on the cover, so I am assuming that chicks can get Kancho's also.

I'm just going to start going into random stores and ask for Kancho.

Burger King:
Hi, I'd like a large order of fries and a... Oh - Do you have Kancho?
What?
Kancho. I'd like some.
What?
Kancho. You know.
Sir, We don't sell that here.
No? How about IDP? Is there any IDP behind the counter?
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