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Old 05-18-2005, 01:31 PM   #1
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Default "So, how much is this gonna cost me?"

(No TTIWWOP or IDP. Get over it.)

I have this certain curse working here in the ER. Something weird either happens right when I come in, or right when I leave. Well...it happened right when I walked in this morning.

<scene>

-Semi-Hot looking prostitute as she's checking out at my desk from detox: "So how much is this gonna cost me?"

-Me, thinking quick: "Are you taking a bus or a cab?"

-Her: No, I mean the hotel room.

</scene>

I kinda laughed it off and got her away from my desk as quick as possible.
The three guys near me just lose it laughing when they hear this, but I have to keep a straight face while still listening to them. We've been chuckling at it all morning. She was hot, but all of us knew to keep our rockets in the silos.

"Life is like a prostitute. You never know what you're gonna get."

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Old 05-18-2005, 01:32 PM   #2
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IDP, then TITTYWOP
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:34 PM   #3
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I'm getting a 404 on this one.
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:36 PM   #4
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where does the hot nurse come in? and does she wear white thigh highs?
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:37 PM   #5
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No kidding. Tell us the one where you banged the hot nurse in the broom closet and took pics that you will be posting.
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:37 PM   #6
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At least a sponge bath or something here?
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:38 PM   #7
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Honestly, I don't get the joke. Did she think she was in a hotel and you were the front desk clerk?
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:38 PM   #8
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I'm getting a 404 on this one.
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:38 PM   #9
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No kidding. Tell us the one where you banged the hot nurse in the broom closet and took pics that you will be posting.
Yeah, even if you are lying it would make a good read.

I love using my imagination.
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:39 PM   #10
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She was trying to bang me and get a freebie for her hospital bill. I didn't buy into it...
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:49 PM   #11
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ahhh, now i understand. why didn't you buy into it?
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Old 05-18-2005, 02:05 PM   #12
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She was trying to bang me and get a freebie for her hospital bill. I didn't buy into it...
*refresh* Nope, still 404 Funny not Found.

I'm just not getting it.

She asked how much her bill was? And therefore lollerskates?
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Old 05-18-2005, 02:11 PM   #13
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She's standing at my desk, dressed in full hoe gear, asking ME how much it's gonna cost. (Oh, and eating a banana at the same time. I forgot that part.)

Nevermind...I shouldn't try to explain anything on 4 hours of sleep. It just doesn't work.
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Old 05-18-2005, 02:16 PM   #14
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More so ironing than teh funnay I would think.
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