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Old 06-20-2005, 12:48 AM   #1
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Default HAHAHA Crabs (lice) in your eyeballs?? WHAT?

OK so my friend heard this story from some kid that this "some kid" and his friends went to mexico..."some kid's" friend finds a mexican prostitute and ends up getting really trashed and eating her out.

The next morning he can't open his eyes and the kid is freaking out, so they take him to the hospital where they open up his eyes & supposedly the nurse ran out yelling and the doctor came out of the room puking and supposedly there were crabs coming out of his eyes...

When my friend told me and all my friends this story we all paused and called him a dumbass for believing the story...that wud be a pretty gnarly story if it was real
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:48 AM   #2
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:49 AM   #3
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You, my friend.... are a dumbass....

Why do you insist on spreading such lies???
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:50 AM   #4
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heard the same story..dude goes to a strip club...stripper takes his glasses off, she rubs cooch with them. next day kid wakes up with his eye swollen shut. goes to doctor...says its a crab.
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:51 AM   #5
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You, my friend.... are a dumbass....

Why do you insist on spreading such lies???
you're a dumbass b/c u didn't see that i was saying it's Bull****...*******
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:51 AM   #6
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This doesn't even make sense on the surface...

Change "crabs" to something like 'yeast infection' and it would be somewhat more believeable if not plausible.

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Old 06-20-2005, 12:52 AM   #7
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you're a dumbass b/c u didn't see that i was saying it's Bull****...*******
So... why exactly did you post it then?

<--- Is a dumbass
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:53 AM   #8
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So... why exactly did you post it then?

<--- Is a dumbass
lol why not post it, it's OT you can talk about ur ass hair if u wanted to
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:54 AM   #9
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lol why not post it, it's OT you can talk about ur ass hair if u wanted to
him....that sounds like a good idea
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:00 AM   #10
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If you ever get thrown in the City / County jail as a HS kid for fighting on the main drag. Get thrown in the population cell. About fifty guys.

And have a case of crabs, from who knows where.

Don't bring it up in casual conversation.

"Old Jailers, sage advise" . He said it might not be welcomed whole heartedly by the rest of the gang.


Something you might pass on to your boy child. ........
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:26 AM   #11
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I heard about some old lady having crabs on her eye lids. I forget if I read it online or heard someone tell me.. its been about a year since I heard this and my memory isnt that great
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:28 AM   #12
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What did Unkadave advise?

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Old 06-20-2005, 01:33 AM   #13
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What did Unkadave advise?

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when your in jail with a bunch of other guys that have crabs, dont talk about crabs. That is unless you want to have crabs yourself...
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:59 AM   #14
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Well wait, Im sure the story is BS, but cant pubic lice or crabs live on your eye lashes???? Something about the spacing of the hair, or something like that.
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Old 06-20-2005, 02:08 AM   #15
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Well wait, Im sure the story is BS, but cant pubic lice or crabs live on your eye lashes???? Something about the spacing of the hair, or something like that.
Hair is hair and I could go for lice/crabs on eyelashes or eyebrows even possibly on nose hairs.
But eyes being stuck shut, eye sockets filled with lice/crabs, nurses running away screaming and a doctor pukeing...I'm not buying.

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Old 06-20-2005, 07:13 AM   #16
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I can't believe I can WTLW this. Really...

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=784887

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Pubic lice can and does infest eyelashes. More importantly I think OT has beaten the internet. We must have opened some secret level or something.
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Old 06-20-2005, 09:02 AM   #17
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No No
If one gets thrown in County Jail say as a highschooler, who go into a fight.

Do NOT let on, that your balls really itch. Some of the thirty - forty, guys in the common cell could get really pizzed, at the young noob.
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