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Old 06-21-2005, 07:29 AM   #1
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Default OMG make it stop!

Ugh, this chick in my office never shuts up. She's actually right next to me, babbling about her son's ceiling fan. I mean, I'm typing this crap about how annoying she is, and she's standing right here. She's been here for 10 minutes now, talking non-stop about how she has to paint her walls, take her husband to the airport, pick up her kids after school... She even answered her cell right next to me and had another conversation with her daughter before she got back to bugging me. ****!

Goooooooood mornin, OT!
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:30 AM   #2
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donkey punch her!
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:36 AM   #3
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I'd rather just break her jaw... If they wired that bitch shut, I'd be happy. Although, she'd probably get one of those electronic voice box thingies and never miss a beat.
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:42 AM   #4
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Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking.... just a moment.
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:53 AM   #5
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Wirelessly posted (teh kaiser phone: BlackBerry7750/4.0.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)

Impregnate her daughter. That'll shut her up.
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:57 AM   #6
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Naah, aside from being very despicable, I don't want either CandyO or my wife kicking my ass for impregnating a 12 year old.

How's the Metro-North ride, Kai? It broke alot last week...
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:11 AM   #7
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A new person moved into the empty cube next to me, and she talks alot and is loud. But she says bless you every time I sneeze, so it's not all bad. All the cubes are getting rearranged next month anyway so I don't mind.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:25 AM   #9
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A new person moved into the empty cube next to me, and she talks alot and is loud. But she says bless you every time I sneeze, so it's not all bad. All the cubes are getting rearranged next month anyway so I don't mind.
Ugh, that drives me nuts. Don't worry lady, my soul isn't trying to escape my body, my nose was just irritated. My coworker "blesses" me every time I sneeze, and gets annoyed when I don't try to save her soul when she does.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:34 AM   #10
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drop some sleeping pills in her coffee, watch her get fired for falling a sleep at work...
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:36 AM   #11
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Naah, aside from being very despicable, I don't want either CandyO or my wife kicking my ass for impregnating a 12 year old.

How's the Metro-North ride, Kai? It broke alot last week...
The legal, marital, and OTital implications aside, it would shut her up though.

And Metro North is as wonderful as ever. At least I've got WAPified OT to keep me company on it.
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