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Old 07-25-2005, 11:43 AM   #1
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OMGHi2U My TrunkMonkey is out of control

And I think he's been hiding back there since I left Mass last year. You guys have any suggestions on how to deal with this?

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Old 07-25-2005, 11:46 AM   #2
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Send him east and I take care of him for a few days...
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:47 AM   #3
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I don't know, but when i see him on wednesday night, i'll make him the bitch monkey!


Why does he look like he's suddenly from Australia...
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:49 AM   #4
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Why does he look like he's suddenly from Australia...
Curious George was from Australia....
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:50 AM   #5
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Turn Moby up to 11, should scare em off.
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:52 AM   #6
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Holy **** That's A Big Monkey!!!!!
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:03 PM   #7
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You're feeding him too much beer. No trunkmonkey should be allowed to grow to that size, it leads to cornering issues.
Yeah, cutting down on the premium ale might help. Also, too much fresh air tends to make them want more of it. Locking them into small confined spaces (like their ideal operating environment) keeps them at their peak of efficency/reliance.

If they start taking up more room, then they get lethargic and EXPECT more freedom.

--lC
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:36 PM   #8
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Yeah, I gotta do something, he was getting pretty rowdy on Saturday, hanging out the back and taking pictures.

What I really want to do is distract him so I can take his camera.
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:43 PM   #9
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Curious George was from Australia....
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:55 PM   #10
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Yeah, I gotta do something, he was getting pretty rowdy on Saturday, hanging out the back and taking pictures.

What I really want to do is distract him so I can take his camera.
Maybe seduce him with your rather monkey like good looks?
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:59 PM   #11
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if you squint real hard you can almost see the red wine and the Museum tickets
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:00 PM   #12
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You need to neuter him.
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:03 PM   #13
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if you squint real hard you can almost see the red wine and the Museum tickets
No, but you CAN see the Pacific Ocean
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:07 PM   #14
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So where is that? Malibu? Little too green it seems to me, so where is it?
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:10 PM   #15
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So where is that? Malibu? Little too green it seems to me, so where is it?
Rancho Palos Verdes

And it's green everywhere this year, due to all the rain we got.
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:34 PM   #16
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Not green everywhere...


that'll buff right out
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:35 PM   #17
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It already buffed out, you can't even tell there was a slide there anymore.
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:13 PM   #18
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Is that your boyfriend?

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Old 07-25-2005, 02:14 PM   #19
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Is that your boyfriend?

Raj
Why?

You jealous?
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:27 PM   #20
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Dude, you're dating a monkey?
that's ****ed up right there.
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:27 PM   #21
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Why?

You jealous?
I would be if he were Injun

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Old 07-25-2005, 02:30 PM   #22
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BIFI!
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:45 PM   #23
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I think it's time you trade it in for a leaner, more updated species. We have a rehab clinic of Trunkmonkeys that have lost their way here in New England.
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Old 07-25-2005, 03:26 PM   #24
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He just needs more gravel in his diet, and he'll be right as rain. Probably just gotten lazy from only having to do minimal weight shifts during commuting.
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Old 07-25-2005, 06:34 PM   #25
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Also, you may not know this, but a trunk monkey does occasionally require a quick thumb up its ass to function properly. Make sure the little guy doesn't see it coming, tho - it ruins the surprise.
He'll be in Boston this week, maybe you can do it for me.
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