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Old 08-08-2005, 11:56 AM   #1
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OMGHi2U How long does it take for food to turn into poop?

Say you're relatively healthy and eat a decent meal (no gorge fests or foods that will sprint through your system), what's the typical time it should take for you to number two it out? Just one of those things I wonder when I'm relieving myself
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Old 08-08-2005, 11:58 AM   #2
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I believe it takes approximately 12 hours for food to go from mouth through the body to the outside world.

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Old 08-08-2005, 11:58 AM   #3
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You need this book:
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Old 08-08-2005, 11:58 AM   #4
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I wonder that too. After I relieve myself, I ask myself, "Was this breakfast, lunch, or dinner?"
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:00 PM   #5
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12 hours eh? Give or take an hour or so maybe?
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:01 PM   #6
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YAY!!! ANother poop thread.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:02 PM   #7
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you can speed up the process by eatting velvetta shells and chease 7 hours after eatting.


Pushed anything right out.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:03 PM   #8
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I never understood that cover....you mean apples poop too?
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:05 PM   #9
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I never understood that cover....you mean apples poop too?
I thought the exact same thing. WTH?!
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:05 PM   #10
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do the corn test.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:05 PM   #11
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I never understood that cover....you mean apples poop too?

that's the food part, bonehead!
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:06 PM   #12
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I always wondered why after eating a greasy meal, I can barely make it home before I gotta crap it out. I swear it's the same food I just ate that's rocketing out my sphincter at an alarming rate.

Why does that happen?
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:08 PM   #13
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I always wondered why after eating a greasy meal, I can barely make it home before I gotta crap it out. I swear it's the same food I just ate that's rocketing out my sphincter at an alarming rate.

Why does that happen?

some foods are easier for the stomach to melt down... it just pushes your old crap out faster.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:08 PM   #14
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ugh, why am I talking about crap??? I'm out of here.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:08 PM   #15
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I was looking for the FG when Chris says he's going to turn the food into poo and I found this pic..
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:09 PM   #16
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I always wondered why after eating a greasy meal, I can barely make it home before I gotta crap it out. I swear it's the same food I just ate that's rocketing out my sphincter at an alarming rate.

Why does that happen?
Hahaha - you and my roommate both. I swear food can go through him as fast as 15 - 20 minutes sometimes it seems
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:09 PM   #17
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i was told 3 hours in school. although it was a private elemntary school in North Carolina so it's probably not true.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:09 PM   #18
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ugh, why am I talking about crap??? I'm out of here.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:10 PM   #19
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i was told 3 hours in school. although it was a private elemntary school in North Carolina so it's probably not true.
They were probably basing it on school food.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:18 PM   #20
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do the corn test.

or the carrot test
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:26 PM   #21
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I was looking for the FG when Chris says he's going to turn the food into poo and I found this pic..
Well I guess I better go pick up a new game to play tonight, because I sure as **** won't be sleeping!!
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do the corn test.
My buddy inadvertently did the penny test. One night of hard drinking found him eating a handfull of pennies.

The next morning he didn't remember doing it, but was reminded by the sound of metal clinking off the bottom of the toilet. He was quite alarmed.
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Well I guess I better go pick up a new game to play tonight, because I sure as **** won't be sleeping!!
No ****@!!!!

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My buddy inadvertently did the penny test. One night of hard drinking found him eating a handfull of pennies.

The next morning he didn't remember doing it, but was reminded by the sound of metal clinking off the bottom of the toilet. He was quite alarmed.
reminds me of the marble story.
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