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Old 08-25-2005, 10:11 AM   #1
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Default Is it me, or can you just sense that someones one of them mormons?

This dude came in to work the other day, and I was sitting there thinking, "Man, I bet that guys a mormon.'

Then all of a sudden, my boss goes, "I bet he's a mormon." after the guy leaves. I totally didn't tell him what I thought, but we thought the same thing.

Take, for example, this dousche.



The girl in the foreground graduated from my small alaskan highschool 4 years before me, she's a mormon. She used to be REALLY smokin' hot too. But the dousche she's married to(guy in background), and has 2 kids with, just fits the mormon look.

Can you tell?
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:14 AM   #2
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And that dude who came in your office was looking at you thinkin', "Man, I bet that guy's a moron."
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:15 AM   #3
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I worked with a Mormon.. he was my boss at one of the petstores I dealt with.

WHAT A HYPOCRITE!
Not only did he chug coffee.. he was a pedophile!
convicted since!

But he was always telling us the virtues of his practice of worshiping holy place settings.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:20 AM   #4
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eurojax - where'd you go to school. I went to a school in Palmer



btw - smokin hot and alaskan is a rare find
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:23 AM   #5
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This dude came in to work the other day, and I was sitting there thinking, "Man, I bet that guys a mormon.'

Then all of a sudden, my boss goes, "I bet he's a mormon." after the guy leaves. I totally didn't tell him what I thought, but we thought the same thing.

Take, for example, this dousche.



The girl in the foreground graduated from my small alaskan highschool 4 years before me, she's a mormon. She used to be REALLY smokin' hot too. But the dousche she's married to(guy in background), and has 2 kids with, just fits the mormon look.

Can you tell?
I bet a Mormon can spell douche.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:25 AM   #6
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Who's a moron again?
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:26 AM   #7
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Sometimes they get all over my lawn so I have to chase them off with the hose.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:28 AM   #8
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eurojax - where'd you go to school. I went to a school in Palmer



btw - smokin hot and alaskan is a rare find
Valdez HS, going to University of AK Anchorage right now, played the Moose a couple times in BBall
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:28 AM   #9
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Their little short sleeved shirts and ties are so cute when they come a'knockin'.

One time in college I called their phone number on TV and sent some info/bible/book to my roommate as a joke. Literally they were worse than the worst commission car salesman...coming by daily, calling, etc, the joke backfired.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:36 AM   #10
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:39 AM   #11
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Wound a bit too tight and with a slightly condescending smirk? My experience with mormons is that they're always polite and have that fake smile thing going, but you get the sense that they're just a hair away from going postal.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:46 AM   #12
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:48 AM   #13
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One time in college I called their phone number on TV and sent some info/bible/book to my roommate as a joke. Literally they were worse than the worst commission car salesman...coming by daily, calling, etc, the joke backfired.
My college roommate invited them in one day for some reason. I offered them coffee, then changed my mind on the coffee and started drinking beer.

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Old 08-25-2005, 10:52 AM   #14
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Look into the relation between the Mormons and the freemasons. I also read that the largest growing religion withing the nations police departments is the mormons. Cultic freaks.
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Old 08-25-2005, 11:32 AM   #15
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Mormons? Yes or no, your call.

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Old 08-25-2005, 11:37 AM   #16
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I have a few mormon friends and they all tell me the same thing. A lot of mormon girls are so sheltered that they go ape**** once they have their first taste of sex. One told me about how they would leave church with a girl and go all porno stylie on her afterwards, camera and all.
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Old 08-25-2005, 11:41 AM   #17
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In other news, BYU was ranked DEAD LAST by the "Princeton Reviews Top Party Schools 2005" annual survey.
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:27 PM   #18
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Mormon underwear > Superman
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:31 PM   #19
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Why are there never threads making fun of Buddhists or Hindus or Natives or etc...?

Why is it always Christian/Catholic/Mormon/Islam?
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:32 PM   #20
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Why are there never threads making fun of Buddhists or Hindus or Natives or etc...?

Why is it always Christian/Catholic/Mormon/Islam?
Catholic IS Christian. JEEEZUS! Why can't you guys get this? And so are Mormons, they're Christian too.
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:32 PM   #21
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Why are there never threads making fun of Buddhists or Hindus or Natives or etc...?

Why is it always Christian/Catholic/Mormon/Islam?
Because they don't believe they are the only true religion and all others will burn for eternity if they aren't "saved" by their religion?

Just a hunch.
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:34 PM   #22
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Catholic IS Christian. JEEEZUS! Why can't you guys get this? And so are Mormons, they're Christian too.
No ****, ****tard.

I simply listed groups that are mocked here. Christians (in general), Catholics and Mormons (specfically) and Muslims (in general).
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:35 PM   #23
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Because they don't believe they are the only true religion and all others will burn for eternity if they aren't "saved" by their religion?
You sure about that?
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:41 PM   #24
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You sure about that?
About what? That they teach they are the only true religion? Yes.
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:41 PM   #25
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Mormons have just as much right to call themselves "Christian" as the Branch Davidians do.
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