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Old 09-12-2005, 02:50 PM   #1
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Default Dear women drivers of America: ****ING PAY ATTENTION!!!

So I was headed to the store on my lunch break, going about 45 down a divided four-lane road in the right lane. In front of me, I see a woman pull out into my lane from a side street (not turning into my lane, just straight across, perpendicular to me) and casually STOP, like she misjudged her stop sign by about, oh ten feet or so. I notice she's just looking down like she's fumbling in her purse in her lap or something. I slam on the brakes, lay on the horn, and literally come screeching to a halt about two feet from her car. She looks up and her jaw hits the floor, and she gives me a look like "OMG! I was just sitting at home watching TV, and all of a sudden, I was in my car in the middle of the street! I have no idea what happened!" I gave her a big , wait for her to back up, then continue on my way.

As I pulled away, I started thinking about the rock chips in my front bumper, and I wondered if maybe I should have slowed down just a tad slower to clip her and have her buy me a new one for my troubles.

Good job, lady. A winner is you.
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:51 PM   #2
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Next time, bring a lance, and drive past like a medieval knight.
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:52 PM   #3
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Insurance fraud for the win!!!


IBIt'snotfraudshepulledoutinfrontofme!
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:52 PM   #4
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unfortunately 99% of the time, the rearender is at fault, never the rearendee
Women drivers really do not pay attention. Im gonna be racist (cuz i live in detroit and dearborn) and say that black and arabic women are the worst
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:53 PM   #5
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unfortunately 99% of the time, the rearender is at fault, never the rearendee
he was gonna t-bone her, not rearend.
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:55 PM   #6
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I pray for things like this to happen So I can cash out my car through insurance(wich is valued though them a LOT more then I can get for a trade in/sale) and get a used subaru wagon
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:56 PM   #7
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unfortunately 99% of the time, the rearender is at fault, never the rearendee
Women drivers really do not pay attention. Im gonna be racist (cuz i live in detroit and dearborn) and say that black and arabic women are the worst
How can you drive around NoVA and not give the gold medal to Asian women???
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:56 PM   #8
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You would have been partially at fault.
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:57 PM   #9
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Next time, bring a lance, and drive past like a medieval knight.
That's the funniest picture I've had in my head for awhile...
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:57 PM   #10
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was she hot?
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:58 PM   #11
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I pray for things like this to happen So I can cash out my car through insurance(wich is valued though them a LOT more then I can get for a trade in/sale) and get a used subaru wagon
The risk of injury is never worth it.

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Old 09-12-2005, 02:59 PM   #12
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You would have been partially at fault.
Let me preface this with the fact that the thought of clipping her was just that: a passing thought. There's no way I would actually go through all that trouble to defraud an insurance company for a new bumper.

That being said, if she just pulled out in front of me and I T-boned her, with there being no physical possibility of me stopping in time (which wasn't the case here), how would I be at fault?
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:00 PM   #13
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I was trying to read and put lipstick on at the same time....what was that you said?
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:01 PM   #14
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I was trying to read and put lipstick on at the same time....what did you say?
and ordering shiat from a catalogue on your cell
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:01 PM   #15
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sharkbait's reply was pretty funny actually.
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:01 PM   #16
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unfortunately 99% of the time, the rearender is at fault, never the rearendee
I wish I was part of that 99% when I was rearended by a woman who didn't see me slow down to pull into the gas station... woman said I cut across traffic and slammed on the brakes without my turn signal (I was so offended by that, I am religious about it)... damnit, the cop didn't even hear my side.
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:04 PM   #17
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I wish I was part of that 99% when I was rearended by a woman who didn't see me slow down to pull into the gas station... woman said I cut across traffic and slammed on the brakes without my turn signal (I was so offended by that, I am religious about it)... damnit, the cop didn't even hear my side.
Don't tell me... She was hot and the cop looked like Barney Fife?
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:05 PM   #18
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The risk of injury is never worth it.

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That is what keepos me away from doing it
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:09 PM   #19
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Don't tell me... She was hot and the cop looked like Barney Fife?
there was a resemblance
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:14 PM   #20
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I pray for things like this to happen So I can cash out my car through insurance(wich is valued though them a LOT more then I can get for a trade in/sale) and get a used subaru wagon
I'll be selling my 2000 OBS soon....Like this month.

edit: and oh, perret, but were you minding your own business?
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:19 PM   #21
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edit: and oh, perret, but were you minding your own business?
Yup

And apparently, so was she... instead of driving.
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:24 PM   #22
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Driving from Cape Cod back to Boston this morning with the girlfriend.

Accident on I93N and traffic is backed up. 2 fire trucks, with sirens blaring, are splitting two lanes, with each lane pulling as far to the side as possible... except for one stupid soccer mom in a Grand Cherokee on her cell phone who just sits there, plodding along at 5mph. She moved out of the way after the trucks sat behind her for about 10 seconds.

My girlfriend rolled down the window, flipped her the bird and yelled some things that'd get you banned from NASIOC (damn I love her...).
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:27 PM   #23
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he was gonna teabag her, not rearend.
I vote for do both.
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:28 PM   #24
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How can you drive around NoVA and not give the gold medal to Asian women???
Becuase uve obviously never been to dearborn . Asians are 3rd, trust me on this, still terrible i agree but they only get the bronze from me
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:31 PM   #25
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Becuase uve obviously never been to dearborn . Asians are 3rd, trust me on this, still terrible i agree but they only get the bronze from me
Dearborn isn't as bad. Granted, ladies in minivans and burquas are bad, but not as bad. Plus, they only reason they drive bad is because they are trying to avoid the potholes on Ford Road.
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