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Old 10-05-2005, 04:42 PM   #1
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Default TXIC Haiku thread

Man, woman, sleepy
Sex0rz seems so right right now
Instead, meat loaf time.



GO GO GO!

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Old 10-05-2005, 04:43 PM   #2
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Haikus require thought
TXIC is lazy
Instant thread failure.
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Old 10-05-2005, 04:46 PM   #3
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I have an iDog
It shakes its head and lights flash
It does not like you
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Old 10-05-2005, 04:47 PM   #4
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i like to eat chips
sometimes i eat them with dip
crunch,crunch,crunch, crunch........yum!

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Old 10-05-2005, 04:53 PM   #5
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Seems optimistic
Thread appears to have some life
Bumping to the top.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:03 PM   #6
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i built a robot
it's the world's third most advanced.
and it thinks you're gay.


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Old 10-05-2005, 05:10 PM   #7
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From your WRX to you, George

I am silver REX
I pulled out of drive one day
Now my front is smashed



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Old 10-05-2005, 05:18 PM   #8
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[hijack] were you over by HEB off 35 just south of campus last night, George? I saw a front end smashed up psm but wasnt sure. i went out of my way for some good ole whataburger down that way [/hijack]
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:19 PM   #9
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ronald mcdonald
is a damn sight scrappier
than you might think. ouch!
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:20 PM   #10
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recent evidence
suggests writing hiakus
can affect your ability to count
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:21 PM   #11
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something
something
this is stupid
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:25 PM   #12
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i like to drink beer
i am drinking it right now
what is a Haiku
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:25 PM   #13
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In event of fire
break head, remove brains, sprinkle
flames liberally
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:26 PM   #14
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Quote:
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[hijack] were you over by HEB off 35 just south of campus last night, George? I saw a front end smashed up psm but wasnt sure. i went out of my way for some good ole whataburger down that way [/hijack]
Front end not smashed up
de Rookie makes it seem worse
No, it was not me.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:28 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gjhsu
Front end not smashed up
de Rookie makes it seem worse
No, it was not me.
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol

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Old 10-05-2005, 05:30 PM   #16
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bound, covered in mustard.
total humiliation.
baby, come home soon.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:45 PM   #17
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The lights have gone out
I Shiver alone in dark
Need new batteries.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:46 PM   #18
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wednesday and it's hump day
had a fabulous MILF during lunch
think it's gonna be a good weekend
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:53 PM   #19
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the patent guy said
"MilfShake" is no invention
same goes for "gaybot".
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:11 PM   #20
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Total Homo Dude
T3H g@Yb07 Is On Your Tail
Cover Your Bung Hole
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:17 PM   #21
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Really didn't think
This thread would make it this long
Quick death in OT
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:56 PM   #22
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deaths in OT
no time for mucho typings
TXIC is the best ish evar [/scene]
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:34 PM   #23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hotrodguru
wednesday and it's hump day
had a fabulous MILF during lunch
think it's gonna be a good weekend
had, eh?
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Old 10-06-2005, 08:51 AM   #24
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cold front moving in
the school children scattering
racing bad, m'kay
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:12 AM   #25
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deep rumbles with in me
the toilet starts to cry
i love taco bell
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