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Old 10-14-2005, 01:20 PM   #1
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Default You know what really Grinds My Gears!!

when I get to the office... and no more than 15 minutes after being there, I have to take a ****. why the hell can't it happen in the privacy of my own home in the morning, huh? I mean serisouly... I love ploppin my ass down on my own ringer and relaxing, reviewing my girls victoria secrets magazine... but NOOOOOOOO I don't get the chance to do that in the morning do I!! My stupid intestines just keep playing stupid jokes on me. "hey lets see if we can piss chris off today, we'll give him raging diarrhea at 9:32 a.m. when he's talking to his colleagues..." thanks intestines... thanks. well there you have it... that's what really grinds my gear.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:21 PM   #2
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i prefer to go at work. i get paid to poop. i dont think there is anything better.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:23 PM   #3
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You know what grinds my gears lame threads like these
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:33 PM   #4
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do you really enjoy t3h pOOing process though?
Cuz at home, U can sit down, pull up the laptop/magazine etc, chill out for like 20-30minz, plop a few down, and chill out.
At work, u have to do the "rush" crap, where u only get like 5-7 minz of speed crappin.
It isn't th same man...isn't the same
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:35 PM   #5
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Whenever I sit down in my car, I have to fart.

It's like habit or something. It just happens.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:39 PM   #6
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do you really enjoy t3h pOOing process though?
Cuz at home, U can sit down, pull up the laptop/magazine etc, chill out for like 20-30minz, plop a few down, and chill out.
At work, u have to do the "rush" crap, where u only get like 5-7 minz of speed crappin.
It isn't th same man...isn't the same
It must suck to poop where you work. I like to camp out in the handicap stall and take naps here.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:39 PM   #7
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do you really enjoy t3h pOOing process though?
Cuz at home, U can sit down, pull up the laptop/magazine etc, chill out for like 20-30minz, plop a few down, and chill out.
At work, u have to do the "rush" crap, where u only get like 5-7 minz of speed crappin.
It isn't th same man...isn't the same
i take around 20-30 minutes at work, where i put off what i have to do. at home, i really do want to get stuff done, and this is were teh sp33d p00pin happendz.
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It must suck to poop where you work. I like to camp out in the handicap stall and take naps here.
i'm glad i'm not the only one. i always felt weird going into the bathroom for the sole purpose of sitting there with no pants on and sleeping on the can.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:41 PM   #8
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You know what really grinds my gears? You America. F*** You!
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:42 PM   #9
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:45 PM   #10
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It must suck to poop where you work. I like to camp out in the handicap stall and take naps here.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:53 PM   #11
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You know what grinds my gears lame threads like these
You know what really grinds my gears? Lack of punctuation. It's just another keystroke people, nothing to be afraid of. Oh, and gawd forbid you should capitalize the beginning of the next sentance. It's not completely necessary for reading comprehension purposes, but it helps America feel like there's some substance to the G.E.D. program.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:57 PM   #12
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It must suck to poop where you work. I like to camp out in the handicap stall and take naps here.

If I brought my cell phone with me, I'd take a nap, but I leave it out in my car because last thing I need is my dumbass friends using direct connect on my Nextel and yelling "HAY *** WATS UP LOLLLLL" when I'm in the middle of the office.

I do take my time though and space out playing with the toilet paper. hehe it moves so smoothly when you bat at it like a cat
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:58 PM   #13
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Old 10-14-2005, 02:04 PM   #14
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YeA SerIoUSly< lyKe FoShO mY NigGs be LiKe WhoA! UzE thA PrOpPuH PUnK-TaYShUn!+%
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