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Old 11-02-2005, 11:37 AM   #1
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OMGHi2U Can you hear me now? *splash*

Walked into the men's room a minute ago to hear someone in the stall yammering on their cell phone.

They paused when they heard me walk in. I think he'd been stealthing the call, hoping the person on the other end (wife?) didn't realize where he was.

I proceeded to make as much bathroom-related noise as I could while using the urinal. Tinkle tinkle sploosh... flush. If I had Asinine's gastric training I could have busted out a nice big fart. That would have made it.

Did I do wrong?
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:42 AM   #2
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Did I do wrong?
Nope. I did this the other day, complete with loud farting while I stood at the urinal. Cellphones belong in the restroom even less than on the road (well, maybe not, one's just rude, the other is rude and dangerous..).

What made it worse, I think the guy was talking to somebody about work. I hope it was a client/customer/his boss.
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:43 AM   #3
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4 hella horns make cell phone conversations difficult for the drivers around me
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:44 AM   #4
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i went into the adjacent stall and flushed 4 times in about 40 seconds when this happened at work.
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:46 AM   #5
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Just yell out: "OMGZORZ!!!! What did I eat? This assplosion is never ending!"
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:47 AM   #6
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It's still not as funny as seeing someone drop the phone into the urinal while talking. I've only witnessed such an event once in my life, but man was it funny. Trying not to laugh at a complete stranger while urinating 3 feet away from them is more difficult than it seems.
Had he finished peeing?

It's so hard to stop mid-stream... I can only imagine him being forced to continue peeing on his own phone
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:48 AM   #7
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Did I do wrong?
Hell no, keep the phones out of the bathrooms folks!
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:50 AM   #8
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There is a guy here who likes to brush his teeth in the bathroom. I destroyed the toilet in the stall behind him while he was doing it one day after lunch.
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:51 AM   #9
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Hell no, keep the phones out of the bathrooms folks!
Why do people do this?
No way they are that busy/pressed for time.

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Old 11-02-2005, 11:55 AM   #10
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I use my phone in the bathroom to play games on...I never understood why people would want to have a conversation while they are taking a dump...
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:59 AM   #11
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:00 PM   #12
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Walk in the tranquil bathroom with the only the sound of rustling water and shuffling feet. And Blare this Mothef***er!!!!



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Old 11-02-2005, 12:08 PM   #13
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:16 PM   #14
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I use my phone in the bathroom to play games on...I never understood why people would want to have a conversation while they are taking a dump...
It's fun to be taking a dump and talking to your sister. Especially a nice loud dumping. Just something rewarding about grossing out siblings.
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:20 PM   #15
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It's fun to be taking a dump and talking to your sister. Especially a nice loud dumping. Just something rewarding about grossing out siblings.
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It's a lot of fun taking a dump and talking to docwhorock's sister.
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:22 PM   #16
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It's fun to be taking a dump and talking to your sister. Especially a nice loud dumping. Just something rewarding about grossing out siblings.
^^^something something poo log stimulating prostate while talking to sister something something
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:24 PM   #17
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Eh.. don't think I would do it in a public bathroom..

But when I am working from home, I talk to my boss at least a few times a week when taking a crap. *shrug*


goes something like this

Me: *sits down and proceeds to crap
ring ring ring
Me: Hey Toby
T: hey..there's a problem with XXXXX database.. need you to check it out
*plop*
*crickets*
T: Are taking a **** while you're on the phone with me?
Me: yup.. thats what happens when you call me at 8am.. chances are I will be doing the same thing every time you call me around this time.
T: You are a nasty mf'er
Me: yup




Rinse.. repeat at least 3 times a week
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:37 PM   #18
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I hope you went for the 2 point conversion...
the loud rip at the urinal. I always try to fart at the urinal.
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