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Old 12-02-2005, 02:55 PM   #1
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OMGHi2U Girl gives me phone #. I set up a date. I go on said "date." It's not her.

story: i DJ once a week, and whilst up at my post, this hawt girl walks up, and hands me her number folded up, since there's no point in talking while i'm tearing through people's ears with mogwai records.

anyways, it was the day before thanksgiving when she gave it to me, and i've been hellaciously busy this week, so i decide to give her a ring last night, and we set up to go grab a couple drinks.

i get to her door, and it's not the gal that was advertised. she gets all embarassed, comes clean on the situation, that she was "too shy" to give me her number, blah blah blah...

so anyways, i have a (nervous, suspicious, "why i oughtta...") laugh at the situation, and decide to still go out anyways, since this gal is still a looker and i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

so...we go out and proceed to have an awesome time.

1. has half a brain in her head? she seems sharp, and we managed to do more conversing than drink consuming. check.
2. doesn't have a slacker job/isn't a mess? does purchasing for a large record label distro for all of south FL, while going to law school. drives an S40 and lives in a nice 'hood with no roommates or ex-boyfriend. check.
3. meets my standards of aesthetics? as stated before, check. half swedish FTW.
4. common interests? even bigger music geek than i am, check.
5. hates myspace and other attention whoring things most 20-somethings are terribly fond of. a bonus.

so yes, it appears i was baited and swtiched, but it seems things turned out in my favor...fly the WAPCE flag on this one?
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:56 PM   #2
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whoa - nice!
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:57 PM   #3
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:57 PM   #4
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so yes, it appears i was baited and swtiched, but it seems things turned out in my favor...fly the WAPCE flag on this one?
Definitely B&S..hard to say..you were misled but if she has no knowledge of it then no WAPCE
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:58 PM   #5
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She still owes you an appology blumpkin.
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:58 PM   #6
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Go with it! You'll have an awesome "how we met story" to tell your 6 kids.
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:59 PM   #7
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Hopefully her shyness isn't indicative of deep-seated insecurities that will lead to mistrust and/or herpes in your anus.

Otherwise, rock on!


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Old 12-02-2005, 03:00 PM   #8
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Something something life is a box of chocolates something.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:00 PM   #9
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She still owes you an appology blumpkin.
or head.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:00 PM   #10
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She still owes you an appology blumpkin.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:00 PM   #11
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Go with it! You'll have an awesome "how we met story" to tell your 6 kids.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:00 PM   #12
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Wow, nice! And TTIWWOP foolio!
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:01 PM   #13
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uhh....

TTIWWOP.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:01 PM   #14
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She's a hermaphadite.. just watch
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:02 PM   #15
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WAPCE with good intentions. 10 yard penalty. The penalty is declined. Advance half the distance to the goal.


No harm, no fowl.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:03 PM   #16
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"Whoa! Transvestite! Wait, pre-op or post-op?"
"Pre-op"
"Whoa! Transvestite!"
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:05 PM   #17
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RCR,

Thats called a 'flea flicker'.
Back in the day the Redskins used to use this FTW.

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Old 12-02-2005, 03:05 PM   #18
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:06 PM   #19
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RCR,

Thats called a 'flea flicker'.

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Old 12-02-2005, 03:06 PM   #20
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Guess I was working the football metaphor a little too hard catch the homonyms.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:07 PM   #21
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Hopefully her shyness isn't indicative of deep-seated insecurities that will lead to mistrust and/or herpes in your anus.

Otherwise, rock on!


-A

gongzero with the funnay post of the thread FTW!!
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:08 PM   #22
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just think of it as a great story that you can tell to the next girl you date after you dump this one for wanting to be a lawyer.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:08 PM   #23
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I still need to make it up there one of these nights.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:10 PM   #24
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just think of it as a great story that you can tell to the next girl you date after you dump this one for wanting to be a lawyer.
i have no objection to anyone wanting to BE a lawyer.

banging one so you can fulfil your lifelong secret dream of being a bon-bon eating trophy wife is another matter...
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:12 PM   #25
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i have no objection to anyone wanting to BE a lawyer.

banging one so you can fulfil your lifelong secret dream of being a bon-bon eating trophy wife is another matter...
sounds familiar.

"i'm sooooo independent with my expensive shoes and drinks made of booze served up in stemmed glasses! OMG he drives a bimmer?!?"
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