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Scooby Specialist
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hippyville, CO
Vehicle:05 Titan 4x4 Puh-tooey |
i always hear you guys say "that guy must have crapped in his pants" or "he needs a change of underwear now"
but have u guys actually been freightened to the point of releasing your bodily wastes? if so, what spooked ya?
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 61884
Join Date: May 2004
Chapter/Region:
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Location: buying guns
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Scooby Newbie
Member#: 91858
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Location: F. Walton Beach/Pcola Florida
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yeeeah there are people that actually have bowel problems when under stress...
and im not one of them... i crap my pants randomly... typically when im bored |
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 3887
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Location: Middletown, NJ
Vehicle:08 Taco, 98 M3/4/5 '00 RC51, '08 KTM |
I pooped 'em just so i could relate to this thread.
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Scooby Newbie
Member#: 15248
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Location: Royal Oak, MI
Vehicle:2012 WRX Wagon Silver |
Once... when I saw a ninja flip out and kill someone.
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Location: southern California
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 3887
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Location: Middletown, NJ
Vehicle:08 Taco, 98 M3/4/5 '00 RC51, '08 KTM |
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 15571
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Not where you think
Vehicle:2006 06 Forester XT Silver |
Not me, but sometimes I've been so scared I swear my heart went from 0 to death in like .6 seconds.
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 41950
Join Date: Aug 2003
Chapter/Region:
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Location: www.faqurug.com
Vehicle:faq u rug ♔ |
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Scooby Newbie
Member#: 43357
Join Date: Sep 2003
Chapter/Region:
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Location: unwrapped
Vehicle:2004 Smug 46MPG 2006 Clown Car |
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You are a rally co-driver. You know it happened....Come......errr, clean. ![]() |
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 22958
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Vehicle:2008 She cheat me and taked my salts!-Crees |
I have scars from when my brother hit me between the eyes with the blade of a shovel. I bled all over the place, but I didn't soil myself.
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Scooby Newbie
Member#: 76853
Join Date: Dec 2004
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I once saw chuck norris, I had to change my underwear for a week.
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 90094
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Vehicle:2002 Pathfinder Merlot Perl |
I was playing full-contact little leauge football when i was 12 or something. I was on defense as a line backer, and during a play, I rushed the qb and stripped him. I recovered the ball, but I was facing back towards the line, and one of the offensive line men hit me right below the belly button and between the excitement of getting the fumble and getting hit directly in the blatter, I pissed myself and got it all over the guy who tackled me. I was way embarassed for days, but now look back and laugh. Not really scared, but over excitement.
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Scooby Newbie
Member#: 64274
Join Date: Jun 2004
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Anaheim, CA
Vehicle:2005 Impreza WRX WR Blue wingless sedan |
chuck norris> f**ken extreme!
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Tone Patrol
Member#: 75141
Join Date: Nov 2004
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I did have to check my drawls once when I went ass out in a curve at about 80mph once. Stopped the car got out and patted myself down because I was numb. No fecal matter to be found.
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Scooby Newbie
Member#: 53066
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Location: I guess a legend and an out of
Vehicle:work bum look a lot alike, daddy. |
I had a friend at work who got in a fight and foot chase (they'd run a bit, fight a bit, run some more etc) with a guy who was handlily throwing my buddy (all of 160 lbs at 5'11) around like the rag doll he is. Well my buddy escalated force to his ASP baton and when he swung on the guy the guy ducked and charged at my friend. The baton hit the dude in the head, splitting his scalp Wide TF open (later he got 27 staples). At the same instant of impact the dude shat himself.
That's as close as I have ever been, or know of anyone that's ever been, to crapping themselves |
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 3864
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I shat myself one time when I was trying to fart. I pushed and pushed and pushed, pffft...oh crap...ran across my apartment grabbing my ass while waving my opposite hand crazily in the air.
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 148365
Join Date: May 2007
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Location: Houston, TX
Vehicle:'01 2.5 RS '04 Forester XT |
Ok.. I'm not a thread bumper (first offense here), but I glanced at 'similar threads' at the bottom of the page and found this gem. It made me giggle.
Surely there are more stories out there? Or at least some of the ever present and useless banter we all know and love.. ![]() |
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 148365
Join Date: May 2007
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Houston, TX
Vehicle:'01 2.5 RS '04 Forester XT |
damn double post.
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Scooby Newbie
Member#: 64196
Join Date: Jun 2004
Chapter/Region:
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Vehicle:2010 Family Sedan |
Kill yourself and others.
With laughter! |
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Scooby Newbie
Member#: 175624
Join Date: Mar 2008
Chapter/Region:
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Location: NOPE
Vehicle:**** YOU IT'S BLUE! |
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Tone Patrol
Member#: 75141
Join Date: Nov 2004
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As for the thread, I went numb once and didn't know whether I had pissed myself or not. I had my Mustang sideways at 80+ MPH as a teen. I literally stopped and got out to check. |
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Scooby Specialist
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Atlanta, Ga
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 53385
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hippyville, CO
Vehicle:05 Titan 4x4 Puh-tooey |
i must have been drunk when i created this thread.
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Scooby Specialist
Member#: 148365
Join Date: May 2007
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Houston, TX
Vehicle:'01 2.5 RS '04 Forester XT |
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