Welcome to the North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club Monday July 28, 2014
Home Forums WikiNASIOC Products Store Modifications Upgrade Garage
NASIOC
Here you can view your subscribed threads, work with private messages and edit your profile and preferences Home Registration is free! Visit the NASIOC Store NASIOC Rules Search Find other members Frequently Asked Questions Calendar Archive NASIOC Upgrade Garage Logout
Go Back   NASIOC > NASIOC Miscellaneous > Off-Topic

Welcome to NASIOC - The world's largest online community for Subaru enthusiasts!
Welcome to the NASIOC.com Subaru forum.

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest, which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our community, free of charge, you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is free, fast and simple, so please join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.
* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-05-2005, 03:37 PM   #1
skimmilk68
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 53385
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hippyville, CO
Vehicle:
05 Titan 4x4
Puh-tooey

Default who has gotten so scard that they needed to change their underwear?

i always hear you guys say "that guy must have crapped in his pants" or "he needs a change of underwear now"

but have u guys actually been freightened to the point of releasing your bodily wastes?
if so, what spooked ya?
* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.
skimmilk68 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 03:39 PM   #2
boxered
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 61884
Join Date: May 2004
Chapter/Region: International
Location: buying guns
Default

This thread


<changing>
boxered is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 03:48 PM   #3
fokai
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 91858
Join Date: Jul 2005
Chapter/Region: South East
Location: F. Walton Beach/Pcola Florida
Vehicle:
1864 The clown has
NO penis

Default

yeeeah there are people that actually have bowel problems when under stress...

and im not one of them... i crap my pants randomly... typically when im bored
fokai is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 03:49 PM   #4
Cosworth
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 3887
Join Date: Jan 2001
Chapter/Region: Tri-State
Location: Middletown, NJ
Vehicle:
08 Taco, 98 M3/4/5
'00 RC51, '08 KTM

Default

I pooped 'em just so i could relate to this thread.
Cosworth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 03:55 PM   #5
Detroit wagon
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 15248
Join Date: Feb 2002
Chapter/Region: MWSOC
Location: Royal Oak, MI
Vehicle:
2012 WRX Wagon
Silver

Default

Once... when I saw a ninja flip out and kill someone.
Detroit wagon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 04:32 PM   #6
somebody else
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 21618
Join Date: Jul 2002
Chapter/Region: SCIC
Location: southern California
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by skimmilk68
who has gotten so old that they needed to change their underwear?
What underwear?

<dribble>
somebody else is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 04:33 PM   #7
Cosworth
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 3887
Join Date: Jan 2001
Chapter/Region: Tri-State
Location: Middletown, NJ
Vehicle:
08 Taco, 98 M3/4/5
'00 RC51, '08 KTM

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody else
What underwear?
Going Indian today?
Cosworth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 04:34 PM   #8
cwb124
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 15571
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Not where you think
Vehicle:
2006 06 Forester XT
Silver

Default

Not me, but sometimes I've been so scared I swear my heart went from 0 to death in like .6 seconds.
cwb124 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 04:49 PM   #9
Protege Menace
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 41950
Join Date: Aug 2003
Chapter/Region: International
Location: www.faqurug.com
Vehicle:
faq u rug

Default

nevar
Protege Menace is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 05:03 PM   #10
tbert
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 43357
Join Date: Sep 2003
Chapter/Region: Tri-State
Location: unwrapped
Vehicle:
2004 Smug 46MPG
2006 Clown Car

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Protege Menace
nevar
LIAR!

You are a rally co-driver. You know it happened....Come......errr, clean.
tbert is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 05:10 PM   #11
imprezton
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 22958
Join Date: Aug 2002
Chapter/Region: SWIC
Location: Las Vegas
Vehicle:
2011 Land Rover LR2
Gray

Default

I have scars from when my brother hit me between the eyes with the blade of a shovel. I bled all over the place, but I didn't soil myself.
imprezton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 05:12 PM   #12
discoboomer
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 76853
Join Date: Dec 2004
Default

I once saw chuck norris, I had to change my underwear for a week.
discoboomer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 05:18 PM   #13
super-ru
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 90094
Join Date: Jun 2005
Chapter/Region: RMIC
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Vehicle:
2002 Pathfinder
Merlot Perl

Default

I was playing full-contact little leauge football when i was 12 or something. I was on defense as a line backer, and during a play, I rushed the qb and stripped him. I recovered the ball, but I was facing back towards the line, and one of the offensive line men hit me right below the belly button and between the excitement of getting the fumble and getting hit directly in the blatter, I pissed myself and got it all over the guy who tackled me. I was way embarassed for days, but now look back and laugh. Not really scared, but over excitement.
super-ru is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 05:29 PM   #14
Flat4ever
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 64274
Join Date: Jun 2004
Chapter/Region: SCIC
Location: Anaheim, CA
Vehicle:
2005 Impreza WRX
WR Blue wingless sedan

Default

chuck norris> f**ken extreme!
Flat4ever is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 05:35 PM   #15
BacDoc
Tone Patrol
 
Member#: 75141
Join Date: Nov 2004
Chapter/Region: MAIC
Default

I did have to check my drawls once when I went ass out in a curve at about 80mph once. Stopped the car got out and patted myself down because I was numb. No fecal matter to be found.
BacDoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 05:39 PM   #16
Damn Yankee
Scooby Newbie
 
Member#: 53066
Join Date: Jan 2004
Chapter/Region: South East
Location: I guess a legend and an out of
Vehicle:
work bum look a lot
alike, daddy.

Default

I had a friend at work who got in a fight and foot chase (they'd run a bit, fight a bit, run some more etc) with a guy who was handlily throwing my buddy (all of 160 lbs at 5'11) around like the rag doll he is. Well my buddy escalated force to his ASP baton and when he swung on the guy the guy ducked and charged at my friend. The baton hit the dude in the head, splitting his scalp Wide TF open (later he got 27 staples). At the same instant of impact the dude shat himself.

That's as close as I have ever been, or know of anyone that's ever been, to crapping themselves
Damn Yankee is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2005, 05:40 PM   #17
HpiRally
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 3864
Join Date: Jan 2001
Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Gone Squatchin
Default

I shat myself one time when I was trying to fart. I pushed and pushed and pushed, pffft...oh crap...ran across my apartment grabbing my ass while waving my opposite hand crazily in the air.

Joe
HpiRally is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2012, 10:58 PM   #18
2-imprez-u
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 148365
Join Date: May 2007
Chapter/Region: TXIC
Location: Houston, TX
Vehicle:
'04 Forester XT
'06 Legacy GT

Default

Ok.. I'm not a thread bumper (first offense here), but I glanced at 'similar threads' at the bottom of the page and found this gem. It made me giggle.

Surely there are more stories out there? Or at least some of the ever present and useless banter we all know and love..

2-imprez-u is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2012, 10:58 PM   #19
2-imprez-u
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 148365
Join Date: May 2007
Chapter/Region: TXIC
Location: Houston, TX
Vehicle:
'04 Forester XT
'06 Legacy GT

Default

damn double post.
2-imprez-u is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2012, 11:31 PM   #20
Integra96
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 64196
Join Date: Jun 2004
Chapter/Region: RMIC
Vehicle:
2010 Family Sedan

Default

Kill yourself and others.

With laughter!
Integra96 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2012, 11:36 PM   #21
T-37
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 175624
Join Date: Mar 2008
Chapter/Region: MWSOC
Location: Wichita, KS
Vehicle:
1234 RIGHT IN THE
SYRUP

Default

abesimpson.gif
T-37 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2012, 11:39 PM   #22
BacDoc
Tone Patrol
 
Member#: 75141
Join Date: Nov 2004
Chapter/Region: MAIC
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Integra96
Kill yourself and others.

With laughter!
You're on my list.


As for the thread, I went numb once and didn't know whether I had pissed myself or not. I had my Mustang sideways at 80+ MPH as a teen. I literally stopped and got out to check.
BacDoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2012, 11:43 PM   #23
Slack
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 17548
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Atlanta, Ga
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BacDoc View Post
I did have to check my drawls once when I went ass out in a curve at about 80mph once. Stopped the car got out and patted myself down because I was numb. No fecal matter to be found.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BacDoc View Post
You're on my list.


As for the thread, I went numb once and didn't know whether I had pissed myself or not. I had my Mustang sideways at 80+ MPH as a teen. I literally stopped and got out to check.
No ****, sherlock!
Slack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2012, 11:53 PM   #24
skimmilk68
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 53385
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hippyville, CO
Vehicle:
05 Titan 4x4
Puh-tooey

Default

i must have been drunk when i created this thread.
skimmilk68 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2012, 12:06 AM   #25
2-imprez-u
Scooby Specialist
 
Member#: 148365
Join Date: May 2007
Chapter/Region: TXIC
Location: Houston, TX
Vehicle:
'04 Forester XT
'06 Legacy GT

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by skimmilk68 View Post
i must have been drunk when i created this thread.
It's different, that's for sure.
2-imprez-u is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
How much notice to give roommate that they need to move? Stroke Off-Topic 28 01-14-2010 02:13 PM
Who has gotten stuck so far with our Invicible AWD? reddevil North West Impreza Club Forum -- NWIC 185 12-30-2008 05:52 PM
So who has gotten their Hydra/Element yet? trail*of*dead Other Engine Management 196 03-16-2005 08:03 AM
Anyone who has gotten parts added to invoice, sign in here please wcbjr Texas Impreza Club Forum -- TXIC 6 06-16-2003 06:22 PM
Who has gotten their SCCA licenses yet? STi-Nismo Dood Motorsports 4 02-15-2001 08:21 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:13 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Powered by Searchlight © 2014 Axivo Inc.
Copyright ©1999 - 2014, North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club, Inc.