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Old 12-06-2005, 02:15 PM   #1
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Talking what it would be like to be "6" again LOL

My step mom sent me this i thought it was funny so I am sharing it withyou guys and gals.


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd
like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the
morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He
put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster. Everything there was to ride, she
rode. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach was turned upside-down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie where she sipped a soda pop and
munched happily on popcorn and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a
fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes
slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed, as she said, "I meant my
dress size, you dumb-ass!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is probably going to get it wrong.
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Old 12-06-2005, 02:23 PM   #2
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Pretty good.....
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Old 12-06-2005, 10:00 PM   #3
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Soooo, this story is sying men are stupid? I mean I get the joke, but it is saying men are stupid. That is the "real" message hidden in a joke. By laughing at it, we are in effect laughing not at the clever story, but at our own supposed stupidity. In fact, those that laugh or get amused are indeed validating thier own stupidity, and the said stupidity, is therefore not supposed, but in fact, fact. Perhaps I am just stupid.
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Old 12-07-2005, 02:27 AM   #4
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I'm with you ebeck. I hate the stupefying of the American male in our pop culture, especially in commercials. I'll leave at that before it turns into a rant.

Oh... and I've never heard a woman refer to a shoe, dress, etc. size without saying "a [size]". I personally don't think a joke is funny (definitely not clever) when its premise has to be too artificial just to achieve a punch line.
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Old 12-07-2005, 02:26 PM   #5
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wow guys ... and there was need to analyze the joke... LOL
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Old 12-07-2005, 02:39 PM   #6
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Doh! They are right and you know it.
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Old 12-07-2005, 02:44 PM   #7
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I concur. You have angered DaButtKraken with your poorly constructed attempt at a humorous narrative.
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Old 12-07-2005, 02:56 PM   #8
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I dont think it says we are stupid.. It is saying that we don't listen to women when they talk, we don't give a **** about what they have to say, and they are too busy talking in code to understand a word out of their mouths..

Moral of the story. **** bitches..
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Old 12-07-2005, 03:00 PM   #9
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I dont think it says we are stupid.. It is saying that we don't listen to women when they talk, we don't give a **** about what they have to say, and they are too busy talking in code to understand a word out of their mouths..

Moral of the story. **** bitches..
gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

cronic FTW.


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Old 12-07-2005, 08:58 PM   #10
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I was in turn being funny actually. Get it. It was funny. I guess it was missed. Perhaps next time I'll fart or something simple all men can detect as humor.
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Old 12-07-2005, 09:00 PM   #11
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See! There it is again. Funny!

By pointing out how stupid we are by being funny... but in actually, the underlying irony is that we are not stupid and that is the funny part.

Of course this assumes that we all get it. I guess we are all stupid.
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Old 12-07-2005, 09:02 PM   #12
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See! There it is again. Funny!

I can't stop myself. Ok I am done.

Funny story, I'll pass it on.
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