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Old 01-28-2006, 02:09 AM   #1
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Default An open letter to anyone who has driven their STi drunk..

Dear Ass****er-

You do not deserve that car. to treat such a powerful piece of machinery with such carelessness speaks volumes to your level of maturity. If you managed to arrive at your destination unscathed, consider yourself incredibly fortunate. If you maneged to dent, scrape, mangle, or otherwise bring harm to a single square inch of that beautiful Japanese machine, you should go find a large barn, set fire to it, and lay down inside for a nap. Every time i hear about someone's friend who got trashed and wrecked his STi, i cry a little bit inside because i know that even though there may be one less idiot on the road until he gets his license back, there is also one less STi cruising around. If you are reading this and realizing that your 300 hp rally monster might not be in the most responsible of hands, i implore you to donate it to me.

kthxrlybye

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Old 01-28-2006, 02:11 AM   #2
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Now post that in .mp3 format and you can get a +1
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:14 AM   #3
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Are 2.5RS's ok?
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:14 AM   #4
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MP3! ftw
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:15 AM   #5
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Are WRX's ok?
For donation? Sure, ill take one.

(HAHA, caught your ninja edit!)
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:18 AM   #6
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can u drive a 6spd ?
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:18 AM   #7
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can u drive a 6spd ?
sure that's like.. five speed times two, eh?


wrong movie..
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:21 AM   #8
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yeah kinda "NOT"
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:25 AM   #9
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Drunk drivers suck, period.

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Old 01-28-2006, 02:28 AM   #10
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Drunk drivers suck, period.

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go back to sleep, old man.
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:30 AM   #11
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I might just drive mine drunk now because of this post.....



















Of course the only STI I have is in a video game, and heck video games are just more fun drunk.
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:32 AM   #12
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I might just drive mine drunk now because of this post.....



















Of course the only STI I have is in a video game, and heck video games are just more fun drunk.
oh hell yeah. i heartily encourage people to have a seat in my GT4 chair when they're hammered at my apartment. it's fun
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:35 AM   #13
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:38 AM   #14
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Why get mad at a drunk STi driver?? That just means more swap parts for us low people.
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:40 AM   #15
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I enjoy driving drunk. It's more of a challenge than driving sober.
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:49 AM   #16
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Does this policy to people who have driven their WRX under the influence of marijuana?
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:50 AM   #17
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no it does not
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:50 AM   #18
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no it does not
I didnt think so
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:54 AM   #19
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sure that's like.. five speed times two, eh?


wrong movie..
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Old 01-28-2006, 02:56 AM   #20
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coooo LOO COO COO COO LOO COO COOOOO!!!!!
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Old 01-28-2006, 03:05 AM   #21
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Does this policy to people who have driven their WRX under the influence of marijuana?
<<<12.8@106.2
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Old 01-28-2006, 03:06 AM   #22
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<<<12.8@106.2
After buds? Thats awesome

Actually I was on cold medicine the night of my 12.7...

Maybe we are on to some speed secret
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Old 01-28-2006, 03:07 AM   #23
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For donation? Sure, ill take one.

(HAHA, caught your ninja edit!)
Nice catch!!! I wanted to be mean to the proles.
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Old 01-28-2006, 03:08 AM   #24
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coooo LOO COO COO COO LOO COO COOOOO!!!!!
"Do... do the new movie theme... eh"
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Old 01-28-2006, 03:08 AM   #25
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Edit post? New post? What's g0ing 0n?

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