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Old 01-31-2006, 09:38 PM   #1
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Default I just saw the funniest thing while sitting in my car.

So I was parked at the grocery store tonight. While I was sitting in my car, I looked over and saw this POS neon. It was totally beaten up, differant rims cracked front bumper etc. I kind of laughed at it. About 5 minutes later, this girl comes out wearing this bath robe type jacket that girls were wearing a few years ago. She had the sterotypical dumb woman look to her. Anyway, she leaves her shopping cart right next to her car. That pisses me off SOOOOOOOOO bad when people do that. I can't stand it. I often end up taking back carts that left in parking spots. Anyway, she hops in her car, and I'm about to get out to tell her to put it away when I noticed how close it was to her car. She started to back up super slowly, and then for some reason gunned it. I hear this WHAM! as she slams her passenger side door into the shopping cart. She paused long enough to see me laughing my ass off. She takes off, and I see the cart racing towards...a porchse. I hopped out and sprinted as fast as I could. I managed to catch it within inches of hitting the porches rear panel. I waited for about 5 minutes, and the owner of the porche comes out. I told him what happend and he gave me his much appreciated thanks.

Anyway, karma is a bish. I can't stand those people who don't care about their cars or other peoples cars. This just totally made my day seeing one of them get owned so bad.
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:39 PM   #2
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You waited to tell the porsche owner?

Did he give you a cookie and a bj?
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:43 PM   #3
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that was good. i saw something kinda similar to this. i was waiting for someone in a story right in front and this personin front of me put a cart up on the curb and it started rolling and hit the car that was in front of me. turns out it was the driver of the car who put the cart on the curb and it ended up hittin his own car that was priceless
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:46 PM   #4
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wait you were parked in your car or your car was parked?
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:50 PM   #5
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Rogue is my idol.
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:51 PM   #6
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:52 PM   #7
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You waited to tell the porsche owner?

Did he give you a cookie and a bj?
No, I gave him a pat on the head and a new watch.



Rogue is addled.
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:52 PM   #8
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You waited to tell the porsche owner?
My thoughts exactly.
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:54 PM   #9
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She takes off, and I see the cart racing towards...a porchse. I hopped out and sprinted as fast as I could. I managed to catch it within inches of hitting the porches rear panel.
Thank heavens you saved the porch! I know it can be a real bitch sanding and refinishing a nice cedar porch.
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:58 PM   #10
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Thank heavens you saved the porch! I know it can be a real bitch sanding and refinishing a nice cedar porch.
He said "porchse", not "porch."

Obviously some mix of porch + goatse.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:03 PM   #11
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He said "porchse", not "porch."
Did he?
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:04 PM   #12
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Oh no, I can't spell. Big deal. Grow up ass clowns.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:06 PM   #13
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Oh no, I can't spell. Big deal. Grow up ass clowns.
spelling counts...especially in teh OT
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:06 PM   #14
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Oh no, I can't spell. Big deal. Grow up ass clowns.
"ass-clowns."
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:09 PM   #15
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spelling counts...especially in teh OT
Does it matter? I could make one mistake or thirty. Someone would still say something about it. Instead of actually trying, I could type without using semi proper grammar or spelling.

It's so pathetic that all you guys can do is comment about that. You think with the subject I posted I would get more than a 1/10 ratio of positive replies.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:11 PM   #16
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Ah, but if you let it roll off instead of going all ass-clown on us, it wouldn't be an issue.

Now it is, you **** up.

Also, you're lying about how you were going to get out and tell the girl about her cart. People don't act like that, they just tell stories like that in hindsight.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:11 PM   #17
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He said "porchse", not "porch."

Obviously some mix of porch + goatse.
he said porchse and porches


either way he didn't get it right but he said porch both times so obviously he's talking about a porch!
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:14 PM   #18
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Ah, but if you let it roll off instead of going all ass-clown on us, it wouldn't be an issue.

Now it is, you **** up.

Also, you're lying about how you were going to get out and tell the girl about her cart. People don't act like that, they just tell stories like that in hindsight.

Maybe I would let it roll off if there was actually a thread I made that didn't involve someone bringing up some stupid detail like that. Also, I'm not lying. That is one of my biggest pet peaves. You don't know me. Don't tell me I'm lying.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:16 PM   #19
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Liar!

peeves!
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:20 PM   #20
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Highyoooo!!!

Abuuuuh?
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:21 PM   #21
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Funny? I suppose. It definetly shouldn't have 'est' at the end, though.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:23 PM   #22
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Maybe I would let it roll off if there was actually a thread I made that didn't involve someone bringing up some stupid detail like that. Also, I'm not lying. That is one of my biggest pet peaves. You don't know me. Don't tell me I'm lying.
I believe you. And most of OT does too, they're just hazing you. Don't sweat it, just take the ride, and laugh it off
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:30 PM   #23
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wiscon_mark is lying. OT hates you. and your horrible grammar like this:

"Instead of actually trying, I could type without using semi proper grammar or spelling."

Oh, the ironing.
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