Should I bomb the bathroom now that the cleaning crew is here?

Grap · 02-03-2006, 03:23 PM

We have a cleaning crew that consists of two women that look like they just fell out of a cave in WV. They clean every Friday afternoon and without fail, I've got to take a dump. The problem is, I'm the only male in the building, if I bomb the john, they'll know it's me and I'll be known as 'stinks-like-beer-and-****' to all their co-workers.

I think I got poo touching cotton here.......

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Skell · 02-03-2006, 03:24 PM

take certain word from this thread title.

use it in the same context in the RIAA thread.

winnnarr!

env · 02-03-2006, 03:24 PM

go in the womens bathroom and lock the door

Asinine · 02-03-2006, 03:24 PM

omg u shoud not deny the turtel head!!! u shoud go in there and push out all yer poop into the toilit! go in there and desimate the bathrom!!! lolololer!!!1

Grap · 02-03-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

omg u shoud not deny the turtel head!!! u shoud go in there and push out all yer poop into the toilit! go in there and desimate the bathrom!!! lolololer!!!1

jpicheva · 02-03-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

omg u shoud not deny the turtel head!!! u shoud go in there and push out all yer poop into the toilit! go in there and desimate the bathrom!!! lolololer!!!1

OMGHI2U bEccAh!

_sti_05 · 02-03-2006, 03:28 PM

i would, just to piss them off and for looking so ugly. i usually do it to the cleaning crew here at work. They get super pissed esipcally when i leave the streaks on the bowl after it flushes. Crazy stuff.

MacCherry · 02-03-2006, 03:28 PM

Nuke it, dude.

boxered · 02-03-2006, 03:30 PM

Who cares? If they look like they're from WV, they won't care...they're prolly used to it..

Asinine · 02-03-2006, 03:31 PM

omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!

Skell · 02-03-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!

that was the greatest post ever made.

jpicheva · 02-03-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!

...breathe....

ZMANNH25rs · 02-03-2006, 03:33 PM

Go up to them and ask them when they are going to clean the mens room because you have to expel something out of your ass and you only like doing it in clean bathrooms...

ArcticSun · 02-03-2006, 03:34 PM

beccake really had an influence

boxered · 02-03-2006, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!

Drowner · 02-03-2006, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!

That probably took a lot of effort to create that post, its sad that thats the intarnetweb norm nowadays.

Asinine · 02-03-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drowner

That probably took a lot of effort to create that post, its sad that thats the intarnetweb norm nowadays.

u haev no idea!!!

Grap · 02-03-2006, 03:37 PM

I could type with my face and not have it come out as ****ed up as some of the **** typed in that one thread.

<----still holding!!!

Clavo · 02-03-2006, 03:38 PM

Just make sure Tom Hanks and Ron Howard don't walk in right after you finished. Wow, THAT was embarassing.

Tilapia · 02-03-2006, 03:38 PM

You should eat some beefy macaroni first and then drop the kids off.

ptirmal · 02-03-2006, 03:40 PM

they probably dont speak english much do they?

Grap · 02-03-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptirmal

they probably dont speak english much do they?

They're both white wimminz....just ugly as the day is long.

ptirmal · 02-03-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SureGrip

They're both white wimminz....just ugly as the day is long.

that just complicated it a bit =/

do it anyways

good luck I'm out for the day

wyn525i · 02-03-2006, 03:51 PM

What if they turn out to be scat fans??? xXHardxCoreXx three-way!

WRXplatinum · 02-03-2006, 03:53 PM

Yes!!

02-03-2006, 03:23 PM	#1
Grap Scooby Specialist Member#: 6590 Join Date: May 2001 Location: Fu[size=2]c[/size]k y0 filter	Should I bomb the bathroom now that the cleaning crew is here? We have a cleaning crew that consists of two women that look like they just fell out of a cave in WV. They clean every Friday afternoon and without fail, I've got to take a dump. The problem is, I'm the only male in the building, if I bomb the john, they'll know it's me and I'll be known as 'stinks-like-beer-and-***' to all their co-workers. I think I got poo touching cotton here....... Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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Skell Scooby Specialist Member#: 75638 Join Date: Nov 2004 Chapter/Region: NWIC Vehicle: new metalocalypse is effin funneh	take certain word from this thread title. use it in the same context in the RIAA thread. winnnarr!

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env Scooby Newbie Member#: 96705 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Believe me, growing up in Cali Vehicle: Aint Eazy	go in the womens bathroom and lock the door

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Asinine Sufficiently Snarky Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: I beat up big rocks Vehicle: with paddles.	omg u shoud not deny the turtel head!!! u shoud go in there and push out all yer poop into the toilit! go in there and desimate the bathrom!!! lolololer!!!1

02-03-2006, 03:28 PM	#7
_sti_05 Scooby Specialist Member#: 72313 Join Date: Oct 2004 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Brownsville, Tx Vehicle: 2005 STi Black	i would, just to piss them off and for looking so ugly. i usually do it to the cleaning crew here at work. They get super pissed esipcally when i leave the streaks on the bowl after it flushes. Crazy stuff.

02-03-2006, 03:28 PM	#8
MacCherry Scooby Newbie Member#: 69908 Join Date: Sep 2004 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Ashland, MA Vehicle: 2011 Legacy 3.6R Lim Azurite Blue Pearl	Nuke it, dude.

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boxered Scooby Specialist Member#: 61884 Join Date: May 2004 Chapter/Region: International Location: buying guns	Who cares? If they look like they're from WV, they won't care...they're prolly used to it..

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Asinine Sufficiently Snarky Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: I beat up big rocks Vehicle: with paddles.	omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!

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ZMANNH25rs NASIOC Supporter Member#: 9401 Join Date: Aug 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Bis dat, qui cito dat... Vehicle: . Truth is a pathless land...	Go up to them and ask them when they are going to clean the mens room because you have to expel something out of your ass and you only like doing it in clean bathrooms...

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wyn525i Scooby Newbie Member#: 27986 Join Date: Oct 2002	What if they turn out to be scat fans??? xXHardxCoreXx three-way!

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