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Old 02-03-2006, 03:23 PM   #1
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Unhappy Should I bomb the bathroom now that the cleaning crew is here?

We have a cleaning crew that consists of two women that look like they just fell out of a cave in WV. They clean every Friday afternoon and without fail, I've got to take a dump. The problem is, I'm the only male in the building, if I bomb the john, they'll know it's me and I'll be known as 'stinks-like-beer-and-****' to all their co-workers.

I think I got poo touching cotton here.......
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:24 PM   #2
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take certain word from this thread title.

use it in the same context in the RIAA thread.

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Old 02-03-2006, 03:24 PM   #3
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go in the womens bathroom and lock the door
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:24 PM   #4
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omg u shoud not deny the turtel head!!! u shoud go in there and push out all yer poop into the toilit! go in there and desimate the bathrom!!! lolololer!!!1
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:27 PM   #5
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omg u shoud not deny the turtel head!!! u shoud go in there and push out all yer poop into the toilit! go in there and desimate the bathrom!!! lolololer!!!1
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:27 PM   #6
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omg u shoud not deny the turtel head!!! u shoud go in there and push out all yer poop into the toilit! go in there and desimate the bathrom!!! lolololer!!!1
OMGHI2U bEccAh!
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:28 PM   #7
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i would, just to piss them off and for looking so ugly. i usually do it to the cleaning crew here at work. They get super pissed esipcally when i leave the streaks on the bowl after it flushes. Crazy stuff.
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:28 PM   #8
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Nuke it, dude.
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:30 PM   #9
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Who cares? If they look like they're from WV, they won't care...they're prolly used to it..
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:31 PM   #10
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omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:33 PM   #11
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omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!

that was the greatest post ever made.

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Old 02-03-2006, 03:33 PM   #12
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omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!
...breathe....
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:33 PM   #13
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Go up to them and ask them when they are going to clean the mens room because you have to expel something out of your ass and you only like doing it in clean bathrooms...
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:34 PM   #14
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omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:34 PM   #16
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omg 1 time i was working late and teh poop was comming out my teh butt and i ran 2 the bathrom and i poopped hard and it smelld like a rednek with leprosee got sodimzed by a trucker from tenasee!!! omg the cleening ladie tryed to come in and i was like OMG I AM POOPING IN HERE!!!!!!! and when i went out side she wuz siting on teh floor wiht her haed in her hands lookign liek some1 shot her dogz!!!! lololo!!!
That probably took a lot of effort to create that post, its sad that thats the intarnetweb norm nowadays.
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:36 PM   #17
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That probably took a lot of effort to create that post, its sad that thats the intarnetweb norm nowadays.
u haev no idea!!!
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:37 PM   #18
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I could type with my face and not have it come out as ****ed up as some of the **** typed in that one thread.

<----still holding!!!
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:38 PM   #19
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Just make sure Tom Hanks and Ron Howard don't walk in right after you finished. Wow, THAT was embarassing.
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You should eat some beefy macaroni first and then drop the kids off.
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:40 PM   #21
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they probably dont speak english much do they?
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:42 PM   #22
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they probably dont speak english much do they?
They're both white wimminz....just ugly as the day is long.
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:49 PM   #23
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They're both white wimminz....just ugly as the day is long.
that just complicated it a bit =/

do it anyways

good luck I'm out for the day
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:51 PM   #24
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What if they turn out to be scat fans??? xXHardxCoreXx three-way!
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