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Old 10-26-2001, 03:53 AM   #201
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The whores tend not to die to quick
The never ending need of nothing to do
Whores post throughout this this forum.
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Old 10-26-2001, 09:13 AM   #202
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I am at my work,
I would rather be racing
Anywhere but here.
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Old 10-26-2001, 09:25 AM   #203
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I too, am at work.
Rather be browsing the Club.
Wait, tee hee, I am.


Disclaimer: creativity doesn't kick in until 2nd cup of coffee.
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Old 10-26-2001, 09:27 AM   #204
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another one who
wastes away at his lame job
i want to program


disclaimer: I have no creativity

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Old 10-26-2001, 10:18 AM   #205
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Quote:
Originally posted by JGard18
disclaimer: I have no creativity
But you can tie your own shoes!
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Old 10-26-2001, 10:19 AM   #206
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Quote:
Originally posted by JGard18
another one who
wastes away at his lam job
i want to program
programming no fun
but the paychecks are so hot
hack away i must

today is good day
chevy malibu sucked hard
got my car back! YAY!
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Old 10-26-2001, 10:22 AM   #207
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you live near me, raj
get me a gig with java?
it's hell, but it's cash
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Old 10-26-2001, 10:40 AM   #208
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Jobless, still have fun
Make amusing flash programs
We can post about
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Old 10-26-2001, 11:00 AM   #209
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Hearing techno now.
Digital Empire is good.
Random techno good.

I went a buck ten
This morning on my way here.
My baby likes fast.

"Turn down that techno!"
I'm ninja stealth assasian!
I'll get you, boss lady!

There will be drinking.
There will be drinking tonight.
And random girls too.

My feet hate my toes.
"You smell!" my feet say to them.
but my toes won't go.



all for now. more later. coffee now. only had 2 pots. eyes heavy.

-IggDawg

monster in my pants.
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Old 10-26-2001, 11:15 AM   #210
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Quote:
Originally posted by JGard18
you live near me, raj
get me a gig with java?
it's hell, but it's cash
many are hiring
but experience they want
its catch 22

let me tell you why
no experience, no job
and vice versa! damn!

job market, it blows
slacking off will get me canned
back to code i go

raj
i'm telling you, we should publish a "NESIC haiku" book or magazine and none of us would ever have to work again. our whoring could pay.
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Old 10-26-2001, 11:19 AM   #211
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no experience
that's why helpdesk is my job
i hate it here, waste.

raise comes in today
hope for five grand in a year
i know it's too much
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Old 10-26-2001, 12:11 PM   #212
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Helpdesk- that's too bad
I can't get my email, sir!
How do I see pr0n?


Modem? What's that mean?
I don't know how to do that.
What is an "icon"?
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Old 10-26-2001, 01:21 PM   #213
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Call to tech support...
"My cup holder is broken!"
"Please send machine back"

--KC
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Old 10-26-2001, 02:09 PM   #214
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My label maker!
My label maker is dead!
I can't make labels!

I have new breath mints.
Listerine like LSD.
My tongue is minty.

I don't like Natty.
The Beast is even worse.
Thus, I buy the beer.

Salt codes are painful.
Is "CR" "Controlled Release"?
Or is it salt code?

(salt code CR: S-Alpha-Methylbenzylamine)

Are you *silly cow*,
Or are you *happy camper*?
*Frumple* Orz are just Orz.

(C'mon. someone has to know what I'm talking about)

There are worse things than
Naturally aspirated.
Its not a Geo.



More from the Dawg later.

-IggDawg
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Old 10-26-2001, 03:04 PM   #215
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I am too sexy
song that starts my radio
show rules all your ass

pickup line of night
segment rules all others now
culture your ass too

lata got to do my show

speed safely, whore safely

Brian
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Old 10-26-2001, 03:52 PM   #216
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Quote:
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I'm ninja stealth assasian!
What's an ass asian? Is that like pete?
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Old 10-26-2001, 03:54 PM   #217
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too damn bored today
i need to spice up this place
Keith is an Eboch!
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Old 10-26-2001, 04:01 PM   #218
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What's an ass asian? Is that like pete?
It means I kill by anal intrusion of one sort or another... Damn. Can't back out of that one gracefully. I used to be an engish major. then I decided paychecks are a good thing. so now I'm a physicist who ken sumtymz spelll.

-YggDaugg
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Old 10-26-2001, 04:30 PM   #219
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come on you mofos
five seven five the number
do haiku or shhhhhh :monkey:


raj
(haiku police)
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Old 10-26-2001, 04:47 PM   #220
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haiku policeman
rajito watches us all
syllabic patrol
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Old 10-26-2001, 04:50 PM   #221
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boss drivin' my car
I fear for my transmission
he's back! smells of clutch...
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Old 10-26-2001, 04:51 PM   #222
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Quote:
Originally posted by rajito
come on you mofos
five seven five the number
do haiku or shhhhhh :monkey:


raj
(haiku police)
Yeah! you guys sux0r!

Korey
(\\/h0r3)
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Old 10-26-2001, 04:52 PM   #223
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busy job today
haven't posted until now
bend over, time to whore
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Old 10-26-2001, 04:54 PM   #224
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I see all the whores
but where's darrelltx at?
we need that slut back.
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Old 10-26-2001, 05:07 PM   #225
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sun setting at last
a cool wind blows through the door
Urge to drive real fast
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