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Old 02-14-2006, 10:16 AM   #1
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Lightbulb Incredibly difficult question, genius-level OTTERS only

This one will tax your mental capacities to the very limits of breaking, and for some the strain could be too great.

Seek medical attention if you feel faint or dizzy.

Do not attempt to read the question if you are nursing, pregnant, may become pregnant, or have frequent contact with tbert.

Do not attempt to read the question if you have not earned a post-doctoral degree in at least 3 (three) fields.

Life insurance is highly recommended before viewing or contemplating the question.

A rooster sits on a roof, facing North, and lays an egg. Which direction does it roll?
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:16 AM   #2
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roosters don't lay eggs.
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:17 AM   #3
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you're the worst sport I've ever met.

I hate you and all of your family.
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:17 AM   #4
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roosters don't lay eggs.
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:18 AM   #5
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you're the worst sport I've ever met.

I hate you and all of your family.
You're the worst genius I've ever met.
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:19 AM   #6
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Do you know how long it took me to type that post up?

I was expecting page after page of hilarious back-and-forth about chaos theory and bernouli's principle and the coefficient of drag on an unladen hen...
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:20 AM   #7
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Damn...that's a big ****!
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:20 AM   #8
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Welcome to the first grade all over again
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:21 AM   #9
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Do you know how long it took me to type that post up?

I was expecting page after page of hilarious back-and-forth about chaos theory and bernouli's principle and the coefficient of drag on an unladen hen...
Then you should have put "ATTN: GTF ONLY!"
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:21 AM   #10
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3rd grade!

It's a Simpsons reference, damn you all!
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:22 AM   #11
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A better question is:

If a chicken and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day in and a half....

How long would it take a monkey wearing combat boots to kick down a brick wall?
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:22 AM   #12
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Rogue is just pissed because he picked east
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:22 AM   #13
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3rd grade!

It's a Simpsons reference, damn you all!
Are you crying in your corner yet?
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:22 AM   #14
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Do you know how long it took me to type that post up?

I was expecting page after page of hilarious back-and-forth about chaos theory and bernouli's principle and the coefficient of drag on an unladen hen...

besides the fact you didn't specify the design/slope of the roof.

Maybe it's a flat roof.

Maybe they're silk panties. Maybe it's a thong... Maybe it's... something really cool I don't even know about.
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:23 AM   #15
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besides the fact you didn't specify the design/slope of the roof.

Maybe it's a flat roof.

Maybe they're silk panties. Maybe it's a thong... Maybe it's... something really cool I don't even know about.
I thought we were in the trust tree with the nest, were we not?
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:24 AM   #16
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I thought we were in the trust tree with the nest, were we not?

yay!!!!! gold star!
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:24 AM   #17
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I thought we were in the trust tree with the nest, were we not?
I thought that was the "circle of trust", "I'm watching you"
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:25 AM   #18
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I thought that was the "circle of trust", "I'm watching you"
Completely different movie ******!
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:25 AM   #19
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Here's another plane one for you guys! (I never read ANY of those threads, so not sure if this has been covered or not):

A plane filled with both Canadian and American passengers crashes on directly on the Canada/US border....where do you bury the survivors??



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Old 02-14-2006, 10:26 AM   #20
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Here's another plane one for you guys! (I never read ANY of those threads, so not sure if this has been covered or not):

A plane filled with both Canadian and American passengers crashes on directly on the Canada/US border....where do you bury the survivors??




these questions work better when spoken, not written...
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:27 AM   #21
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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Wait for it
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The Rooster!!1
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:30 AM   #22
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What is more powerful than god,
More evil than the devil,
The rich need it,
The poor already have it,
And if you eat it you'll die?

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Old 02-14-2006, 10:31 AM   #23
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Love...FTW

answer was on the radio yesterday
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:33 AM   #24
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What is more powerful than god,
More evil than the devil,
The rich need it,
The poor already have it,
And if you eat it you'll die?

?
An SRT-4.
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:35 AM   #25
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What is more powerful than god,
More evil than the devil,
The rich need it,
The poor already have it,
And if you eat it you'll die?

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Nothing. What do I win?
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