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Old 02-20-2006, 01:51 PM   #1
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Default Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages

I ran a search and came up with nothing... so check it out

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

This guy is insane
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:52 PM   #2
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And by "ages" you mean last Friday, right?
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:52 PM   #3
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WTLW



And I repeat: I'd kill him in his sleep.
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:53 PM   #4
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Did you search OT or just your own memory?
You better search around for a fire blanket...

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Old 02-20-2006, 01:53 PM   #5
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ran an overall search.. ah well! you'll live!
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:53 PM   #6
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wow, I thought she would have caught on after the first two contracts
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:54 PM   #7
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:54 PM   #8
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And I repeat: I'd kill him in his sleep.
why? sounds like reasonable list.
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:55 PM   #9
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ran an overall search.. ah well! you'll live!
But more than likely you will be picked apart by teh OT
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:55 PM   #10
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And I repeat: I'd kill him in his sleep.
Not until you earned a good behavior day! Because that sounds like the kind of thing you'd need a GBH credit to do.
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:56 PM   #11
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I also think this freak is proof that porn can negatively effect relationships, or a person's perception of what sex and love is. The things he wanted from her sound just like every Playboy/Penthouse. etc since time immemorium.
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:56 PM   #12
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But more than likely you will be picked apart by teh OT
been there.. done that! I lived
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:57 PM   #13
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I also think this freak is proof that porn can negatively effect relationships, or a person's perception of what sex and love is. The things he wanted from her sound just like every Playboy/Penthouse. etc since time immemorium.
That's exactly what I thought when he described how she needed to keep her yummy place trimmed... "navel to anus"
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:57 PM   #14
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nice.. i searched for marriage contract
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/sear...archid=3880741
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:03 PM   #15
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That's exactly what I thought when he described how she needed to keep her yummy place trimmed... "navel to anus"
You guys ccan't deny it anymore.
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:05 PM   #16
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You guys ccan't deny it anymore.
I never have! In my mind, the effect of erotic material on men cannot be denied. It is the legal cocaine of our culture. That being said, it also has benefits, too... like exposing the virtues of anal bleaching!
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:08 PM   #17
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That **** is crazy.
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:10 PM   #18
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how did the woman even end up marrying this guy?

there's gotta be a crazy story behind THAT.
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:24 PM   #19
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Is there a place where the text of the contract is available?

Of course I mean other than a crappy low-resolution scan.


I can just picture this guy drafting this contract, stopping every few minutes to yank one off.

OK, OT -- is this guy an Republican or Democrat? Explain your answer.
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:25 PM   #20
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OK, OT -- is this guy an Republican or Democrat? Explain your answer.
I would guess he's apolitical and too involved in his little self-absorbed world of unexpected anal sex and shaved snatch to know one from the other.
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:29 PM   #21
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Does he expect to regulate and control every single aspect of the world?

Or does he sort of take things as they come?
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:30 PM   #22
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Yes pretty sick dude. But you know what? He had been going out with this chick for a while. In the end she didn't sign the contract, but I'm sure she had been fostering this behavior for some time. No one wakes up and just writes this stuff she had to have been letting him treat her this way for a while.

And, if I follow the points system it really isn't all that excessive. ESP if she takes teh IDP every once in a while. Of course the whole idea of a points system in order to get time off from her sex slave on-demand contract is a different matter
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:33 PM   #23
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All skirts no lower than two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church)

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jesus is not amused
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:35 PM   #24
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Yes pretty sick dude. But you know what? He had been going out with this chick for a while. In the end she didn't sign the contract
Oh yes she did... the moment she said yes to marrying him. De facto epso idium!
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