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Old 02-28-2006, 01:41 AM   #1
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Default sweet, i'm being myspace stalked by a stripper/pornstar EDIT: now with more pics.

EDIT: PICS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE 1

Its true, and its damn funny. i may run with this as long as i can, quite entertaining. here are some of the messages she has sent me, read on and have fun. Ohh, yeah, she keeps referring to her Webcam in which i'm supposed to subscribe to if i want a relationship with her lol.

first thing is her blog, supposedly about me, even though it is ananymously written, so its probably to 50 other people she's trying to scam.
first here is the link to her page that every bulletin links me too

http://www.usapages.com/user7234/Serena2/

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I was browsing myspace and I ran into someone that reminded me of my first crush. I read their profile and it made me nervous because the person that I once fell for passed away when we started getting serious. I think it might be fate for me to get to know them. I am shy and I don't know where I should take this. I hope that they are reading this. I am a special girl who is looking for a special person and I hope that myspace is it.I have always been a little wild and I hope it doesn't offend the others. Oh well enough of me rambling. I'll think about what Im going to do next.
2nd is the bulletin she posted, supposedly to me. titled "its says you're online, read and let me know
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Okay so here we go. It's me Serena, the one who wanted to meet you. Your profile really fascinated me. I am a shy girl and really have a hard time meeting people that I am truely interested in.

I wanted to be as clear as possible with you because I have faith that there could be a future with us. I wrote up my webpage explaining who I am, what I do as to why I am shy, and what i want to happen. Once you read it and truely understand get back to me.

I hope this works. I have faith
My personal letter to you

Best,
Serena
the 2nd bulletin she posted, after i didn't reply to the first one
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I took a lot of time and wrote everything out and was at least expecting to hear how you felt.

Myspace sometimes messes up and delays messages and says people are online when they aren't.

Anyways if you are reading this please refer to my other post that was written to you.

I want this to work out. I dont want fate to pass over.

My bulletin I wrote for you originally

Best,
Serena
3rd bulletin after i left her a nice long message saying that she must think i'm the dumbest person in the world

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Ok if you can't do as I asked and dont want to be with me then FINE. I really thought that you and I could start a relationship. I am even able to move around the country because my job doesn't limit me and you seem heartless.

I dont know if Im not hearing something properly because of myspace but all I ask is that you do the SIMPLE request I have to let me know if you really can handle me, I dont want someone who just says 'yea yea' like all the other idiots out there.

You seemed like you would be different and would actually give me a chance. Im going to link you to my original bulletin to you and I hope you reconsider

Original Bulletin I sent you

Best,
Serena

P.S: I hope this works out <3
and finally the last, appropriatly titled "I'm a pornstar, there i said it"

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I have been depressed the past couple days dwelling on what has been said. So you don't want to see me, that was such as horrible reason. I don't think that you honestly want to be with me at all. You remind me of a typical person. You appear to be such a caring and reasonable individual, one that I really really want to spend my days with. I don't have sex with anyone in my porn, its just me. I want the world to see me.

And what i want most...
is to be with you



I want to do everything with you, experience it all. If you can't find it in yourself to just see me on the web then i dont think we will work out.

We can talk about this on the phone after you watch me. I want you to see every bit of me. I can't find myself to talk to you unless you do so because it makes me think you are belittling me.

Do you want me in your life? Just say so but watching me and then we can build our relationship from there. I know I am a bit crazy but you won't find a girl like me anywhere else.

Please just do this for me, read my first bulletin and read my letter I wrote you.
It was all FOR YOU, READ IT HERE

Yours Truely
Serena
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:42 AM   #2
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First, while you are all reading.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:43 AM   #3
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what, you think we are going to read that? a) i saw no pictures b) no cliffnotes

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Old 02-28-2006, 01:45 AM   #4
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what, you think we are going to read that? a) i saw no pictures b) no cliffnotes

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pics are in the link, the whole page is linked that has pics.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:45 AM   #5
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ok and you think this is real...wow.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:46 AM   #6
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:46 AM   #7
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ok and you think this is real...wow.
yeah, i obviously do...
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:51 AM   #8
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Send her a message back that you can only meet her in the OT of nasioc, because you are also a truly deeply something shy something.

And lets flame her.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:52 AM   #9
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Send her a message back that you can only meet her in the OT of nasioc, because you are also a truly deeply something shy something.

And lets flame her.
best idear so far. i may have to.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:57 AM   #10
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Whoa, she's hot and she's quite determined. I don't think she would be so persistent if she didn't really want you, you should go for it dude.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:59 AM   #11
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:00 AM   #12
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Whoa, she's hot and she's quite determined. I don't think she would be so persistent if she didn't really want you, you should go for it dude.
i'd be that damn persistent too if someone paid me $29.95 a month. lol that's like $360 a year, damn right i'd stalk them for the cash, multiply that by the 100s of guys that fall for her ****, and that's some bank right thur.
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:02 AM   #13
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She's a pornstar like Princera Lee is a moviestar.
Don't recognize her name? Yeah there's a reason for that.

This is a scam of some sort.

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Old 02-28-2006, 02:03 AM   #14
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She's a pornstar like Princera Lee is a moviestar.
Don't recognize her name? Yeah there's a reason for that.

This is a scam of some sort.

- Janq
.....haha, but funny as hell. she claims she's a pornstar, yet doesn't have sex with anyone... how does that work????
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:03 AM   #15
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:04 AM   #16
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.....haha, but funny as hell. she claims she's a pornstar, yet doesn't have sex with anyone... how does that work????
softcore? masturbation on camera is still porn isnt it?
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.....haha, but funny as hell. she claims she's a pornstar, yet doesn't have sex with anyone... how does that work????
Well duh, she's asexual!
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:06 AM   #18
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how bout the whole arm....

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Old 02-28-2006, 03:08 AM   #20
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how bout the whole arm....

That's like the worst chop in a longtime.


PS, hit it dude.
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:10 AM   #21
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That's like the worst chop in a longtime.


PS, hit it dude.
its not a chop, just a screen shot of the video game NBA2K6 clipping during the game.
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:11 AM   #22
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Console? It looked like a screen cap chop... Damn, that's some bad rendering.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:57 AM   #24
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This is a scam of some sort.

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It's clearly a scam to get y0 moneys. I bet hundreds of guys are getting those same messages.




And dude, that link is NWS.
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You know how Strippers make money, right? How about Spam?

1. "You are really different than most of the guys that come here. I'd like to talk to you, but the manager gets mad if he doesn't see me getting tips."

2. "My REAL name is Margaret, I don't tell everyone, but I like you."

3. "I'd like to have a boyfriend that accepts what I do. You seem different, but the only way i can get to know you is if you keep comming back to the club to talk to me." (see #1)
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