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Old 03-06-2006, 02:40 PM   #1
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Default I think the woman I share an office with farted!!!

I heard a grunt/sigh and noticed some paper waving below her waist out of the corner of my eye.

I'm waiting for the impact.
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:40 PM   #2
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return fire.
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:42 PM   #3
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You should have subscribed to the Bush Doctrine and walked over and s*** on her face thirty minutes ago before she had a chance to do that!
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:42 PM   #4
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:43 PM   #5
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:44 PM   #6
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return fire.
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:46 PM   #7
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WARNING SALVo!
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:46 PM   #8
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So you think the fart was powerfull enough to blow a piece of paper?
Does she have pants on?
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:46 PM   #9
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False alarm...either that or she succeeded with the paper waving to move the fart out the door.

I must be on my guard from now on as she is between the door and me.
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:47 PM   #10
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And, she didn't ask you first? How freakin' rude!!
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:47 PM   #11
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Walk over and go, "taco bell or??????"
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:47 PM   #12
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So you think the fart was powerfull enough to blow a piece of paper?
Does she have pants on?
No, I barely noticed the noise and then a few seconds later, she was waving papers around her chair in front of her.
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:47 PM   #13
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You should send her an email saying that you know what's going on...and "its on!".
Then call her phone (from your desk)...just to let her know.

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Old 03-06-2006, 02:48 PM   #14
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And, she didn't ask you first? How freakin' rude!!
Riight!!

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Old 03-06-2006, 02:48 PM   #15
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And, she didn't ask you first? How freakin' rude!!

ZING!
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:48 PM   #16
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False alarm...
Doesn't matter. What matters is that she could fart and probably would fart of she had the means. Therefore, you need to preemtively call her a stinky bitch.
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:50 PM   #17
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Doesn't matter. What matters is that she could fart and probably would fart of she had the means. Therefore, you need to preemtively call her a stinky bitch.
Hmmm...whats that?

Is that a hot pocket I feel brewing???
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:52 PM   #18
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return fire.
hell yeah!

All hands! Man your battle stations!
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:54 PM   #19
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this aggression will not stand, man..
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:00 PM   #20
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I had a call the other week from an elderly woman whose drunk apartment-building neighbor walked in, talked for a while, waited until she was doing the dishes, and started jacking his johnson in her living room chair.

Felony charges and two restraining orders later, I was at her apartment for a follow up to make sure everything was OK and she had no more questions. She got up to turn off the TV and cut the cheese.

Like this: http://faultgame.com/images/fart.wav
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:04 PM   #21
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I impart with you the secrets of the elders.



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Now go, my son. Fight back the transgressions against our tribe.
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:05 PM   #22
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And, she didn't ask you first? How freakin' rude!!

"I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn..."
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:06 PM   #23
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I had a call the other week from an elderly woman whose drunk apartment-building neighbor walked in, talked for a while, waited until she was doing the dishes, and started jacking his johnson in her living room chair.

Felony charges and two restraining orders later, I was at her apartment for a follow up to make sure everything was OK and she had no more questions. She got up to turn off the TV and cut the cheese.

Like this: http://faultgame.com/images/fart.wav
Holy Hell!

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Old 03-06-2006, 03:07 PM   #24
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She's gone now....no doubt gone to empty her bowls of ammunition.

It smells in here as I only bomb myself.
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:07 PM   #25
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unpossible. girls don't poop. or fart.

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