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Old 03-27-2006, 10:17 AM   #1
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Default The mystery house and mystery girl with mystery Porsche - Speculation Thread

The House:
On my way to work in the morning, I pass a beat up house in a relatively nice neighborhood. The house looks like it was built in the '50s and hasn't really been maintained. It has 2 different colors of siding, the door is unpainted, and paint is chipping off everywhere. There is virtually no yard, as the back yard is on too much of a decline.

The Girl:
I see a girl there sometimes (about 3 times so far) bringing out her garbage. She is smokin’-hAwt. (No pics – I pass this place at 35mph.) She’s blonde, thin, and has a perky, decent sized rack. (I know this because she was taking the garbage out in what I assume are her PJs, and she wears a tank top with spaghetti straps and clearly wears no bra.)

The Porsche:

In the driveway of this decrepit house, there sits a relatively new black Porche Boxster. I saw the girl getting into it once, so I think it’s her daily driver (when I pass in the evening, the car’s not there.) The only other vehicle in the driveway - USUALLY - is a van… a black van with no windows in the back other than one of those little ‘80s circle ones. It strikes me as the kind of thing a child molester would drive. Sometimes there is another van or truck outside the house… like a contractor’s truck (with lumber in the back, etc), but the outside of the house never looks improved in any way.

So… help me speculate. I have my own theory, but I want to hear OT’s thoughts on this. What’s going on here? Why would a hot girl who drives a Porsche be living in a POS house? Who drives the molester-van?
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:19 AM   #2
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Unsolicited, Deviant, Sexual something-or-other...

Is the driver of the van a school security guard?
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:19 AM   #3
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Well, we lived in a not so great house in DC, and I drove a Boxster at the time. We didn't have a molester van, though.
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:19 AM   #4
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Stalk much? Damn that is creepy.
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:22 AM   #5
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Husband is a contractor. Makes a decent living, but

1) will not pay someone to fix the house
2) Keeps saying 'will get around to it' when it comes time to fix their own house, but working so much, just wants to come home and relax and not 'keep doing work'.

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Old 03-27-2006, 10:23 AM   #6
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Stalk much? Damn that is creepy.
He has a point.

Maybe she strips at night and her boyfriend/husband sells speakers from the van during the day.

They're saving up for a nice house in the hills and paying down their debt so they can have kids.
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:24 AM   #7
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Hooker?
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:24 AM   #8
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Stalk much? Damn that is creepy.
Not so much. If I was a stalker, I'd stop.

I commute on the same road every-single-day, so I am well acquainted with the scenery - that's all.
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:29 AM   #9
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Husband kidnaps millionaires' children for ransom. Crappy house is to stay low-key and not attract attention, but wapce is going to blow his cover with her frivolous spending on her porsche.
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:36 AM   #10
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Not so much. If I was a stalker, I'd stop.

I commute on the same road every-single-day, so I am well acquainted with the scenery - that's all.
If you weren't a stalker, you'd hit it IDP.
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:37 AM   #11
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If you weren't a stalker, you'd hit it IDP.
I fear the molester van.

(And I have a girlfriend.)
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:39 AM   #12
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I thought this was going to be an Ebay thread.
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Old 03-27-2006, 10:40 AM   #13
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Oh yeah, and unless it's a new Boxster, you can get them far below the cost of an STi or a WRX for that matter.
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:00 AM   #14
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She's a 'dancer'.
The rape van belongs to her bad boy BF of the quarter and the house is either a rental or belongs(ed) to a grandparent.
You have no chance and DCMO is right, the Porsche is if not was used.

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Old 03-27-2006, 11:08 AM   #15
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She's an investor, maybe a real estate agent, who bought the house to flip it. She has contractors coming and going working on the inside of the house. She doesn't live there, so at the end of the day, she goes home.

Watch and see when the contractors begin working on the outside of the house.

The black van belongs to one of the illegal immigrant workers doing stuff in the house.

No brainer.

And oh, since most threads in OT are pure speculation, this isn't anything new here.

/partypooping.
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:16 AM   #16
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she's a transexual and she's gonna IDP u!
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:17 AM   #17
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dancer.

van = drug dealer boyfriend (his escalade is parked in a storage garage).
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:28 AM   #18
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pr0n star. The inside of the house it top notch, and outside is kept like it is to prevent people from peeking in.
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:35 AM   #19
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Typical american. Wants the bling bling but can't really pay for it.
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Next time you see her outside, just ask her if the house is going to be up for sale soon or some bull****. Find any excuse to talk to her.

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Old 03-27-2006, 11:36 AM   #21
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pr0n star. The inside of the house it top notch, and outside is kept like it is to prevent people from peeking in.
"There is no way I could do something like this... Without seeing a script first."
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:37 AM   #22
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I don't have anything different to offer.
But it was great seeing Janq quote the ICP in his reply.



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Old 03-27-2006, 11:37 AM   #23
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pr0n star. The inside of the house it top notch, and outside is kept like it is to prevent people from peeking in.
Maybe the van is the bangbus?
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:43 AM   #24
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pretend to be a pizza delivery boy, knock on door, see what ensues...
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:51 AM   #25
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i have a similar situation, only this one is a neighbor 3 doors down.

she drives a S40 (old body style), the outside of her house is always immaculate and always tastefully decorated for the oncoming holiday of the season. her car is there when i leave for work and it's generally there when i come home ... but when i walk the dog around 7:30, it's gone. i've noticed the same pattern on weekends.

i've only seen her once or twice. the most memorable time she was changing the lightbulb on her entryway light ... in a pink velour hotpants/sweatsuit combo. as the beastie boys would say, she's on it. tight body, hot face, the whole nine. another time, i was mowing my back lawn as she watered her garden ... in a similar outfit. yowza, yowza, yowza.

i say "entertainer" and future mrs. lerok says "night shift nurse."
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