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Old 04-04-2006, 01:36 AM   #1
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Default There is an awful smell radiating from my bellybutton

I take regularly scheduled showers...I use soap, shampoo and Clearasil? Why is there such a terrible stench!? My belly-button goes way deep maybe this is the problem?
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:37 AM   #2
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Why, nay - how, are you smelling your bellybutton?
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:37 AM   #3
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q-tip it
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:39 AM   #4
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q-tip it
should I put some sort of liquid on the tip of it?
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:40 AM   #5
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stop doing it with your bellybutton
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:48 AM   #6
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Maybe there is a dead animal in there.
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:51 AM   #7
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I take regularly scheduled showers...I use soap, shampoo and Clearasil? Why is there such a terrible stench!? My belly-button goes way deep maybe this is the problem?
Uh, that's called a vagina.
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:52 AM   #8
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should I put some sort of liquid on the tip of it?
no, see if anything creepy comes out. If it still smells like ass use soap.

it might just be dead skin that somehow got stuck, and would end up smelling a lot like "ear cheese" that people with large stretched earlobes get.
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:54 AM   #9
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It's called smegma.

Try google and some soap.
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:59 AM   #10
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you gotta make sure to get the water out of there after you shower, otherwise its just a breeding ground for mold. its actually a really common thing, just dry that ho up.
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:00 AM   #11
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It's called smegma.

Try google and some soap.
it isnt smegma, you lush
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:03 AM   #12
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It's stomach cancer! Get to a doctor right away!!!
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:09 AM   #13
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it isnt smegma, you lush
Yeah man.... it is. Ask anyone who is in the medical field. Women with large breast get smegma under their breast if they don't bathe regularly. Women that have a FUPA are especially prone to smegma in the FUPA crease.

When I worked as a mental rehabilitation program coordinator, we had an individual who wasn't necessarily obese, but had a HUGE gut. He looked like a thin VERY pregnant woman with a beard.

We couldn't get him to wash properly and he had this smell to him that wasn't quite BO or urine/feces. One day when I had to take him to his physicians appointment, I asked the doctor what the smell was. He told me it was smegma in his bellybutton, and that ever since he was a baby he wouldn't let anyone ever touch anywhere near his bellybutton. Subsequently, even in adulthood he won't wash that cavern of a bellybutton.

Now take into account, he has an IQ of about 40.




Wash better...
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:12 AM   #14
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Now take into account, he has an IQ of about 40.




Wash better...
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:24 AM   #15
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Women that have a FUPA

i havent heard that in forever
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:54 AM   #16
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my ears smell like earwax.

by the way if you've ever smelled earwax that hasn't dried, you're lucky.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:01 AM   #17
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Seriously.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:16 AM   #18
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! is that why fat people smell so bad?
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:43 AM   #19
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i havent heard that in forever
i had to urbandictionary it :P
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:00 AM   #20
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Tell your woman not to spit it out in there.
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:02 AM   #21
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jesus christ that's nasty
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:07 AM   #22
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Old Semen?
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:37 AM   #23
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Are you sure you don't just have your head on backwards?
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:45 AM   #24
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How do you smell your belly button, are you stuffing your finger in and then sniffing it?
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:48 AM   #25
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I think they are also known as a GUNT.
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