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Old 04-14-2006, 06:59 PM   #1
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Default The funniest/oddest thing you've bought along with condoms?

Or other personal products.

For me, GF needed tampons. The clerk just had this look on her face, like you gross bastard.

Hey, I was out and figured what the hell...while I'm here I'll pick up some condoms. Didn't really think about it till I got up there.
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:05 PM   #2
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cucumber and vasoline...not really but i always wanted too and act all nervous and walk out of the place with a funnay tight ass walk
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:06 PM   #3
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bag of cheetos
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:08 PM   #4
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i love nothing more than picking up a pack of trojan extra strength, and winking / leering at the hot cashier girl.


i've gotten laid twice by doing that.
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:10 PM   #5
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Whipped cream and nail clippers.

What? I broke mine.
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:10 PM   #6
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Ha one time I was with one of my friends, who was with a friend's kid. She put the condoms on the belt at the check out, while holding her friend's kid. She looked at the cashier and said "I hope these are better than the other ones I bought, since they obviously didn't work.." I just busted out laughing in the middle of the check out, it was hilarious..

oddest thing? fishing lures? (did it by the lake)
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:11 PM   #7
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Quote:
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i've gotten laid twice by doing that.
sure...


i just bought a box of torjan "her pleasure" along with some supositories. My dad was constipated. LOL
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:12 PM   #8
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Gummi Bears, Fishing Lures, and a copy of Bicycling Magazine.
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:23 PM   #9
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A huge box of donut holes and a 3 gallon jug of water. I was going camping, but the cashier said something about my purchases to which I replied "gotta stay hydrated..."
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:24 PM   #10
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lol, ive done that + a home pregnancy test. next time pick up some good ol roid creme while ur at it =P
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:27 PM   #11
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My favorite was my buddy who bought Condoms and a bottle of Gatorade.
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:30 PM   #12
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My favorite was my buddy who bought Condoms and a bottle of Gatorade.
Add in a bottle of Magic Shell ice cream topping, and you're all set.

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Old 04-14-2006, 07:31 PM   #13
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i STILL can't get over the uncomfortable feeling of buying condoms...
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:34 PM   #14
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a) hangers

b) pre-camping trip shopping.... styrofoam cooler, real cooler 6 cases of cheap beer, 3 bags of ice, 2 bottles whiskey, 1 bottle tequila, 1 bottle margarita mix, 1 package hot dogs, 1 bag of pretzels and 3 different kinds of condoms. then i went across the street and bought fireworks. that was MY supplies, not the group's. it was a very safe experiance and definetly did not involve drunkenly starting our neighbor's tent on fire with fireworks in an attempt to establish campground dominance. or waking up cows. or getting on little sisters. not at all.

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Old 04-14-2006, 07:39 PM   #15
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thats weird i JUST bought condoms no less than 5 mins ago and i get home to see this thread.
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:51 PM   #16
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No lie.
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Old 04-14-2006, 07:57 PM   #17
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chapstick lololololololol
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Old 04-14-2006, 08:03 PM   #18
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Same here
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Old 04-14-2006, 08:06 PM   #19
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red bull and loly pops
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Old 04-14-2006, 08:06 PM   #20
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No lie.

haha lol
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Old 04-14-2006, 08:13 PM   #21
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carebears folder that my g/f at the time wanted. and no she wasn't 12, she was a sophmore in college at the time
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Old 04-14-2006, 10:36 PM   #22
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Videotapes. I didn't even think about it till I got that "WTF?!" look from the cashier.

Once at work a customer left a bag from a store.. It had "super strength" Trojans and two home-enema kits.

I would have hated to see the look on that cashiers face. So I did the only natural thing, receipt was in the bag, so I took it back and got a $22 refund.


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Old 04-14-2006, 10:38 PM   #23
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super strength trojans are for the win.
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Old 04-14-2006, 10:43 PM   #24
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Quote:
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My favorite was my buddy who bought Condoms and a bottle of Gatorade.
Dude, that's the best combo right there. It gives you something to buy along with the rubbers, AND it comes in mighty handy while not looking perverted.
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Old 04-14-2006, 11:03 PM   #25
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Bought 3 boxes of condoms, 5 quarts of M1 5W-30, a roll of duct tape, and a package of bungee cords once.

Got a strange look from the cashier.
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